Again, I apologize for the long hiatus. With the approach of warmer weather, all of my superiors seem convinced that what everyone needs is more work. Since it's the weekend, I decided to kick myself in the ass and work on this. It required a bit of contortionism, but I managed.

And since we've finally reached the halfway point, I would like to thank markf50, Happygirl122, Stalker, Alyx1373, VolturiQueen1993, Ailinu, Rani Mebe, I'mDifferent-GetOverIt, Drapple FTW, GothKat2SlashFan and the famous arcadiarika.

Thomas Brown: Ebony Brown You know, Tommy-boy, it's not a good idea to advertise full names on the internet. It's a bit like begging for identity theft. is back to proofread my story so do not afraid if the last few chapters were not as good as the other ones. Well, the first version was shite, but the second repetition was much better. This will get better as it brings in more about Jesus and God. Joy.
Jesus: Yes, it is important to talk about me and my father. That's all we've done for the last 70 chapters.
Thomas Brown: Yes, and no matter what everyone says I am going keep writing this story until the day I die. That won't be too far off. I am doing the work of the lord converting all those nonbelievers to Christianity and I am going to have my head shoved into a sewer by a mob of vengeful fans succeeding.
Jesus: You doing very well dishonouring everything that occupies the mind. God bless you!
Thomas Brown: I also like to mention that my cousin Ebony will be writing the next three chapters which will make up a trilogy within this story dealing with the battle at Boston (we have decided to change city that the battle is fought in). And so we must go onto the story. Enjoy my fellow Christian Men who have been thrown down the stairs as infants, soaked in acid, raised by a genderbent Prudy Pingleton, eaten by a very large dog, and crapped out on your welcome mat, and therefore enjoy this story. although women are free to read this it is written for men so they the women are most likely not to get what I am saying due to their simple minds. I was in a gifted class. Girls tended to be better at concepts. Although I have to say, men and women alike are having difficulty grasping the concept of your logic.

Say, weren't both your proofreaders female?

Chapter Ten: Piper and Jerry goes to Washington DC to Find out Who the Tractor is and Defeat them Once and for All so they would not terrorized by them ever again for as long as God allows Time to go on For

Short and sweet. I like it.

Piper was waiting at the big house which had been turned into the head offices for The Prayer Warriors for Chiron who told them her to wait for her. She was waiting for an important mission The term is quest, dahling. for Chiron had special ideas for her and it would prove her worth since she had recently arrived at the camp and hadn't done anything inspirational yet. When I was 13, I worked as a newspaper carrier for a few months. Did they ask me to abandon my route because I didn't do anything inspirational there? Chiron entered the room and Piper looked up at the awesome that was her teacher, Mr. Rogers? and true follower in Christ and a brave solder for the Prayer Warrior cause.

"Hello my deer girl," he said all fatherly to her, since her father abandon her after her mother was shot in a meadow by some hunters. father discovered that she had converted Christianity (he was native American And that matters, why? I'm surprised you actually knew this. and believed in all that new age crap), and she listened eagerly to him although she knew God was her true father.

"Deer leader who inspires us fight the good fight battling those evil Satanists It seems an overthrowing is due. who try to take over our God-given country America (the greatest country that ever was the white red and blue inspires me!), Many flags have red, white, and blue in them. Including England, Tommy-boy. And France. what mission do you ask of me to do for you and for the good of the Aryan Christian race?" the girl ask politely for if she didn't she would punished by being sent to jell. Well, Pipey-girl, so far, so clean, but keep hanging out with this crowd, and you will be shoved into a mega-bowl of jell-o for all of eternity.

Goshness, I'm hungry.

"I want you to go to Washington DC to find out who the tractor is. Ooh! Ooh! I know! John Deere. Although Jason was meant to do this, he has other more important things to do such as defending Boston from an army of Satanists who plan to invade Boston and force them to drink tea!" The Boston Tea Party didn't actually involve anyone drinking tea… if they did, I would imagine that it would be rather salty. he said in a very distressed William Boyce.

"I will do this task and find out who the tractor is by going to Washing Dick. Is that a really low-class gay bordello? May I ask for help," she asked. "I cannot do this task along for I am a woman and need a man to help me." You'll find that some things are simply best done in groups, regardless of gender. Tractor-shopping is not one of them.

"Fine then," said the great Chiron, although he is not as great as Jesus who is the great thing to ever happen besides God himself but since Jesus is God he is the greatest thing to ever happen. I sense a drinking game looming on the horizon… "I will send somebody with you. My friend Jerry, Why can't you pretty pretty please KILL HIM? who has done many brave things for the Christian cause such as killing all the Greek gods, defeating Hogwarts School and killing that evil John Lennon ruler of Russia. I can just imagine Jesus waving his arms over his head and crying out "NO! THIS WASN'T WHAT I MEANT!" He will follow you in your quest to find out who is the Tractor!"

And so we brought a Renault Espace, a 1992 model, You brought a 20 year old van? Not to mention, a 20 year old van that faintly resembles Igor from the Persona series? since we couldn't find an American van but because it was European we had to make do until we could find a good old American van. What does it matter? You'll be on a moronic mission no matter what country your van is from. Jerry drives and Piper stayed in the back. And not a single eff was given that day.Grover, Leo, and Annabeth came along with us for they needed god defence. Sounds like a good name for a teen thriller series… "The God Defence". It took a few hours but we made it to Washing Dick Or maybe it's a Laundromat run by a man named Richard… although a group of Satanist were driving behind us. Nothing like some good old-fashioned stalking… Leo got out a machine gun and said "Say hello to my little friend!" in an accent nobody can really replicate without sounding like someone shoved marbles in their mouths. blew them up making a car crash, but since all the drivers were all atheists we had no symphony for them. So you only compose symphonies for a certain group of people? Shame… if you have a talent, show it to the world! Annabeth sharpened her sorrow Good girl. People are dying! for she knew an evil being was awaiting them most likely the evil Tractor who was most likely waiting in Washing Dick for them to come and streak them when they were least aware of their surrounding; I just imagined a naked tractor with legs running around a Laundromat… none of them had gone to Washing Dick before in their entire lives. I went for the first time when I was eight. It was cool.

Jerry and Annabeth got out of the van while Grover went to search for any vampires while Leo went away to park the ban while the Titanic muttered to herself "I've been in this ocean for an entire century!". And so Jerry and Annabeth were walking Washing Dick. Oh! So Washing Dick is a dog who runs a bordello and a Laundromat? Golly, I feel underaccomplished. Soon Leo came back.

"I have parked the van in one of the churches that we have. They said it is okay to park it there," Inside a church? he said to Jerry.

"I know, the last time I came here I befriended the pastor there so I know him very well," said Jerry. I thought you said you had never been here before? "After we find out who the tractor is we will go see him and talk to him, it would be very interesting to meet him again after all these years. It's good to be back in Washing Dick." I'm literally ROFL-ing…

We then went to the house that had the information on whose the tractor was. So the knowledge magically appeared in your heads? Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised… that's how you found out you had a tractor the first time. We walked into the house and there was an old very man. Grandpa? You're alive? He had a long bread and striking red eyes, but he was not evil since he was born that way I wasn't aware this was possible outside of anime. but a good Christian man like everyone else ion that holy room (this is in a Church by the way). The tractor is parked inside a church too? Why does everybody park their cars in institutional buildings in Washing Dick? Is it a local custom?

"So you want to know who the tractor is?" he asked. Psychic? Red eyes? Old? … Aro?

"Yes we do," said Jerry all bravely in a heroic tone of voice. "Please tell us for the camp is in very much big dagger. We need to find the tractor quick!"

"I will help you, but first you must do something for me," said the old man.

"And water be that?" asked Jerry.

"I want you to deliver a package of mine to a court procession in Chicago This is just like a Michael Bay film… complete with explosions. surrounding the false teachings of evolution. In it has evidence that proves that evolution is false. If countless fossils proving evolution is true didn't sway public opinion, how do you think this smidgen is? If succeeded, we can ban evolution once and for all Banning evolution? Then how will the fittest survive? freeing this god-fearing nation from the grips of satanic atheism!" I believe Darwin was a Christian at his time of death. said the old man explaining the taste I always have trouble explaining taste… no matter what is is, it always ends up coming out like "It's… uh… sweet? No, it's salty… a bit grainy, but… um…" that he wanted Jerry and his friends to do.

"I will do this and would have done this even if I didn't need to know who the tractor is. We will leave now," You're not staying for dinner? We have microwave burritos! said Jerry. And so they returned to where the church is Aren't they IN a church right now? near the van and to go to Chicago. But first, most importantly, Jerry wanted to go talk to his friend at the church near the van. And then after that they would leave Washing Dick.

Jesus: That was very interesting capture. What happened in it, Jesus?
Peter: I truly heartedly believe that you are correct. I do not understand why so many people hate this story. Read the last 70 chapters, maybe it will give you a clue. Where had all the good Christian men gone? Where have all good men gone, and where are all the gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Please come and spread knowledge of this great story and of Jesus Christ of Narrative!
Thomas: What is in the package I don't care, Michael-Bay-in-disguise! will be revealed in capture fourteen for the next two chapture will be written by the cousin Ebony. I hope you enjoy her trilogy. What happened to Boston?

I knew a kid once who loved the Boston Red Sox more than life itself.

I beat him at badminton. It was fun.