Oh noes we are running out of chapters that are already written. That means Linda and I will actually have to write again, but we are almost out of ideas...I'm sure that we'll think of something.
Yesterday I caught a lizard in my apartment and named him Lloyd and then set him free to live next to the tree. (I told this to Linda and she was like you rhymed and I was like I did? I didn't even notice...strange)
Warnings for this chapter:flashbacks, a random tangent, Itachi in a dress (because we can), and the sarcastic red box and narrator
Nine years later…(what we were there for nine years but there are creepy people-Candice) (at least it's over with now- Linda) (But we are still here- Candice) (True-Linda)
"Look it's Shinji and Hiyori." I notice.
"They're so violent."
"Oh no Aizen." I said pointing to Aizen.
"Run away!"
"Why do they always run away from me?" Aizen asked no one in particular.
"I wonder why…" The SN comments. (sigh-Linda also gives up)
Meanwhile with division 9
'Walking' said a red box.
"They're not walking their striding, swiftly striding." I correct the red box.
'Whose the narrator here?' The red box asked.
"Well it used to be me." I answer back.
"They noticed us." Linda commented.
"Linda let's swiftly stride away."
"It's ok it's only 69 number one, the guy that looks like Renji's dad, the guy that looks like Baldy's dad, and the guy…, and Tousen."
"Tousen! Run away, I mean quickly stride away."
'Then they ran away…' the red box said.
Later after 69 number one saves some little kids from a hollow they randomly show up again
"Oh look it's 69 number one and 69 number two."
"Huh?" asked young Shuhei.
"You'll know in the future 69 number two, 69 number one maybe not." I explained looking from Shuhei to Kensei.
"Do you know what 69 means, 69 number one?"Linda asked Kensei.
"Maybe." he answered laughing.
"Pervert." Linda shouts.
"Dirty." I remarked.
"Teaching little kids things like that, poor 69 number two has it on his face." Linda scolded.
"By the way 69 number one, can I poke the 69?" I asked.
"Why do you like poking stuff?" Linda asked me.
"Why do you like poking buttons?" I asked her.
"I don't know."
"Same reason, so?"
"I don't care." 69 number one answered.
"YAY!" I say poking the 69.
Later that night
"Old man helmet let us stay." Linda informed someone.
"Old man helmet?" 69 asked.
"Sorry I was thinking about the general."
"When did he give us permission to stay." I ask.
"I guess he didn't?"
"I don't know."
"What was that noise?" 69 number one asked.
"I wouldn't go out there if I were you." Linda warned them.
"They went anyway." I pointed out the obvious.
"Oh no, Tousen killed Renji's daddy, oh wait he's still alive." Linda said as she left the tent. "Oh Renji's daddy is dead."
"Poor Renji's daddy, he died twice."
"Oh he killed 69 number one."
"What happens if he kills us?"
"Nothing since we already have inner hollows, I hope."
"Nobody dies in this anime anyway."
"True, I mean 69 will be alive again."
"What about Renji's daddy?"
"I guess he's unimportant?"
"Poor him."
"I guess that some people do die."
"Poor people."
Meanwhile with old man helmet
"All the captains were gathered at an emergency meeting." the SN informed.
"This is an emergency." old man helmet said.
"Didn't I just say that." The SN remarked.
"Anyway I will send five people to investigate."
"Why five?"
"I just like that number."
"I want to go." Urahara said.
"No, anyone but you can go." old man helmet declaired.
"Why not me?"
"Because I said so."
"So three captains and the Kido corps are going?"
"Wait I want my lieutenant to go."
"Ok."
"Why do you want to send your lieutenant?"
"Because I can."
"I will go take a nap then." Tessai offered.
"So can she go?"
"I don't care as long as five people who are not Urahara go."
"Ok."
"So the five of you will go. End of meeting."
Back where Hiyori is getting beaten
"I am not getting beaten." Hiyori argued.
"That's not what it looks like to us." I respond from my seat on a large rock watching the fight.
"Why don't you help me."
"Too much work."
"Idiot why didn't you get away?" Shinji asked after he saved Hiyori by stopping in front of her. (Authors note we were going to end this sentence at stopping but we decided to finish the sentence, yay us.)
"Shinji."
"Riveting conversation they have, right Linda."
"Oh yes definitely deep and meaningful."
"Oh no Kensai is a hollow."
"Is he really a hollow?"
"No he's just faking it, of course he's a hollow." I remark.
"Idiots." Linda agreed.
"I'm bored of this fight let's bother Bya."
With Bya
Byakuya is mad because he was just Ma'am-ed by someone on the street.
"Hi Bya."
"Do you think I look like a girl?
"Hello little girl." Linda says. (When Linda saw the teenage Byakuya she thought he was a girl)
"Linda says yes to your question." I point out the obvious.
"That makes me feel better…not."
"Well if it makes you feel better, I get sir-ed sometimes."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Then we're fated."
"Don't say fate Neji might hear."
"Why is that a problem?"
"He will want me to play with his hair."
"But you play with my hair."
"Fate!"
"That's also why."
"Poor us."
"Poor Sad Panda."
"What's so sad about Panda?" Bya asks.
"He's not here!" I just notice.
"Come to think of it, I'm Hitsu-less."
"Wait that means no Itachi." I say looking sad.
A little red box comes up and says 'yay'.
"Poor Itachi, even the little red box is against him."
"Stupid Sasuke."
"Let me enlighten you to the joys of fate…"
"That means random tangent time."
Ultra Special Random Flashback Tangent (USRFT)(User-feet)
Flutes Basket...I mean Fruits Basket. What you need a basket? For all those flutes there are, there are many. Ok, back to the story now.
In Fruits Basket World
During the day of the festival of tree's replacement Tohru Honda, aka me, decided to invite all the Sohma's to the celebration. I accomplished this by calling them on the phone. Phone calls:
Yuki-Gaara: Why are you calling we live in the same house? ME: Are you going? Gaara: Yes.
Kyo-Kenpachi: Will there be fighting? ME: Yeah sure... Kenpachi: Then sure.
Shigure-Kakashi: Will there be high school girls? ME: I think so. Kakashi: Count me in.
Hatori-Bya: Is it necessary for me to go? ME: I don't think you really have a choice in the matter. Bya: You're right.
Haru-Aizen: I'll be there.
Akito-Grimmjow: Why would i associate with commoners? ME: Because it's fun? Akito: fun? ME: Because everyone will be there? Akito: Fine.
Momiji-Naruto: Festival YAY!
Ayame-Gin: Didn't have to call him Kakashi did it for me.
Ritsu-Itachi: Can i wear a pretty dress? ME: Yeah sure.
Hiro-Hitsu: Why would i go to some boring festival? ME: Do you have anything better to do. Hitsu: Shut up. ME: Kisa-Momo will be there. Hitsu: Fine.
On the day of the festival a tree was admiring herself.
"There's so many pretty tree's out here but i am the prettiest of them all. (insert weird laughter here)." Linda said.
"You are not a tree." Hiro Hitsu pointed out.
"I am the tree."
"No you're not."
"Go away shorty."
"Don't call me short."
"I only tell the truth."
"That wasn't the truth."
"You can't handle the truth."
At the same time at a different part of the festival I was playing a game of whack-a-weasel (hehe Itachi), while the creepy members of the Sohma's stared creepily. I was playing the game for the prize of a sad panda plushie. I so won.
"Are you done playing this game?" Asked Ritsu-Itachi looking a little sad (he can be out of character he's wearing a dress people).
"Yup, I got my panda." I say hugging it tightly.
"I'm going to watch the fights." Kyo-Kenpachi stated leaving the rest of the group.
"Stupid cat-captain." Yuki-Gaara stated as Kyo left to look for the non-existent fights.
"Are there fights?" Hatori-Bya asked.
"I don't think so, but for some odd reason he thinks there are. (I wonder why...looks above at the phone conversations)"
"Look over there! A person pretending to be a tree is pinching Hiro-Hitsu's cheeks!" Momiji-Naruto exclaimed excitedly.
"I am the tree." They heard the person wanting to be a tree say.
"No you're not you weirdo." Hiro-Hitsu shouted back.
"He looks like he's having fun." Shigure-Kakashi remarked turning away from the odd scene to stare at some high school girls.
"What are we going to do now?"
"Princess let's go partake of some of the festival food." Ayame-Gin said as he started to drag me towards the food booths causing all the others to follow."What do you want to eat first?"
"How about the beef? Poor Haru-Aizen."
"You can eat me if you want to." Black-Haru-Aizen said.
"Suddenly i want chicken."
"Make up your mind, women." Akito-Grimmjow said.
"Oh, I want that!" I announce handing the sad Panda to Yuki-Gaara, because i can, then i run to the stall. Hey i gotta be the first to get in that line...
"Poor Double Sad Pandas." The Linda not tree tree said.
"For god sakes women you are not a tree."
"My dreams are ruined. shattered! Broken! They went Kabloomy!"
Back to the main flash-backs in the story
...That is the reason fate is important."
"Wow that was longer then last time." Linda remarked.
"How did he get in here anyways?" I ask.
"It was fated." Neji answers.
"Then it is also fated that you leave this place-time whatever." I answered then Neji disappeared. "Wow that actually worked."
"Where were we in the flashbacks?"
"On this page duh."
Back to the story line
"Why is there a girl in a hollow mask flying through the air?" I ask.
"Does that mask kind of look like a bumblebee?" Linda asks.
"Again they are having such meaningful conversations." I comment.
"Everyone You Run Quickly."
"Thank you for noticing." I comment.
"Or is it just that you run slowly?" Linda ponders.
"I was running i thought i was sitting on a rock?"
"They're ignoring us again." Linda whined.
"Fine by me. As long as i am still sitting on this rock. If you destroy the rock i will destroy you. It's comfortable."
"Maybe they are ignoring us because they think i am a tree."
"Why would there be a tree on a rock?"
"Why not?"
"Never mind."
To where Urahara and Tessai are secretly meeting (shhh it's a secret)
"That's quite an interesting creation of yours, a cloak- Tessai started.
"A cloak!" Linda and I exclaim. "Oh my god a cloak!"
"That can completely block one's reiatsu." Tessai continued.
"Oh a special cloak."
"If it's blocking his reiatsu how can you tell he was there?"
"I can't let you go alone." Tessai remarks.
"They had that kind of relationship?"
"We should Ha Known."
"Let's hurry to where they await." Tessai said, man he is not letting Urahara speak is he?
"No let's go the opposite way."
"If they go to where they await there's no point in that cloak."
With the pervert captain hitting on little girls and no one can sleep...well that's basically it for him
We might go on Hiatas...after this chapter because...we have no ideas for the newer chapters because there is too much fighting...well we have some but they are silly and will be included.
Preview from next chapter:
"Oh look he's dead."
"Thank you captain obvious."
"Your welcome." i say giving Linda my version of the captain obvious salute. (upside down salute.)
"They are continuing with their deep and meaningful conversation."
"Oh no, Tosen is killing people now."
"Gasp. poor people."