Once again. I apologize for having the attention span of a goldfish. -_- I just got into the Maximum Ride and South Park fanfics(…Figgy is addictive, alright! *pointing at two new one-shots* Apparently I got nominated for an award on one of them, too. :P And you won't believe how much swearing and slash are in South Park fics dudes…)Style…*drooling*
Sora: *A-HEM*
Oh, yeah. Anyway, HERE IT IS! THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SEX ED!
Riku: FINALLY!
Roxas: *groans*
Shut it, emo bitch.
Roxas: *gives the finger*
Axel: Hey, He's MY emo bitch!
He's your bitch all right…
Everyone: :O …Woah…
…Wow, I actually said that…?
Random: Um, yeah, anywho, we're back! DO THE DISCLAIMER, DEMYX!
Demyx: *walks in wearing only a long shirt and cat ears *
Everyone: O-o…
Demyx: *blushing * Um, The characters of Kingdom Hearts to not belong to Melanie, they belong to Square Enix. The Song Tighten Up belongs to The Black Keys and Sato belongs to Sin of Dragons, Melanie only owns Random…
Zexion: *comes up behind him, slinging his arm around the blonde's shoulders* The warnings for this chapter are Soriku, Zemyx, slight Sokai, almost second-base making out, hints of other themes, Leon in leather pants and an emo Roxas. Also hints of Shioto (XionSato), Random being motherly and friendship!RandRoku (RandomRoxas).
Ok…LET'S GET IT ON!
Chapter 10- Date Night.
(~)
"G-guys, did you really have to come over…?" Sora whimpered as he sat on his bed while Xion and Random went through his closet.
"Anything promising?" Xion asked.
"Not very, crap, Sora, ever invested in pants?" The blonde girl said as she was shifting through the shorts that were hanged up and strewn on the floor.
"Find blue, you said Riku likes it when Sora wear's blue…"
"He likes it when he wears blue?" Roxas questioned as he was leaning against the doorframe, his eyebrow raising.
"He thinks it brings out the color in Sora's eyes…" Random said.
"H-he said that?" Sora blushed.
"No, I read it from an entry in his journal, there's a lot of juicy stuff in it." Random giggled evilly.
"Remember the entry of the day Demyx dared Sora to wear booty shorts to school? Riku never stopped looking at his-" Xion started.
"LALALALALALALA! I'M NOT LISTENING! LALALALA!" Roxas started yelling, while Sora threw a pillow at the black-haired girl's head and missed.
"Aha! Found it!" Random yelled in glee, finding a sky-blue long-sleeved shirt, before throwing it at the brunette.
"Wear your necklace too, Sor, it's really nice." Xion stated, while Sora rolled his eyes.
"And…Roxas. Give me them." Random walked over to the other blonde, who started to smirk.
"Give her what? GIVE HER WHAT?"
"Hold down his arms!"
Both Xion and Roxas pinned down Sora as Random produced a makeup bag from behind her back.
Sora's eyes widened. "No…you wouldn't!"
"A little mascara never hurt anybody, Sora…" (That's what my friends say when they put makeup on me. *pouts*)
"No…NOOO!"
Leon looked up from his book when he heard the scream, then looked at the clock and groaned. "Shit…if I don't get ready soon, they're going to come at me with the exfoliate…
(~)
"Thanks for driving me…" Riku mumbled weirdly as he sat in the back of said slate-haired boy's SUV. Demyx happily sitting in the passenger seat looked back at the freshman.
"No problem, Riku~!" Demyx chirped.
"We're just driving you there and back, dammit, don't expect me to be your chauffeur or something…" Zexion muttered.
Riku smiled. Even though the bookworm was only doing this because Demyx promised him they would go past second base if Zexion would drive them to the parking complex and picked them up after the movie, he was still grateful that his mom would'nt have to drive them…or worse, Leon.
"We're here." Zexion muttered, while Demyx skipped out of the vehicle. Riku took a deep breath as he stepped out. Checking his hair for the hundredth time to make sure it was perfect. He did a once over at his outfit. He was wearing a black sleeveless turtleneck along with jeans and gray converse. Casual, but nice. Thankfully he got to keep his hair the way it was since Demyx came over with the hair gel…
"Come on…" Zexion rolled his eyes and started dragging the silveret into the building.
(~)
"They're here!" Xion said when she opened the door for the trio that walked in.
"Just putting on the last touches!" Random's voice called from Sora's room. Roxas was sitting on the couch, flipping through channels when Demyx landed next to him.
"Hey, guys. Oh, and Riku, prepare yourself." The blonde smirked.
"What do you-"
"Riku." A low voice stated.
Riku looked up to find a very intimidating Leon crossing his arms. The dark-haired man was wearing some type of bike jacket with a white shirt underneath and leather pants.
"Sora better have a good time with you. And if he comes back with any injuries…"
"You mean from them doing it in Zexion's car?" Roxas voiced, before being smacked by said boy.
Despite unwanted voices from the peanut gallery, Leon looked just as intimidating. Riku believed he would probably die under the lazer-eyed gaze he was under…
"Mr. Leon! Are you wearing those leather pants I suggested?" Random's voice was heard, which broke the silence.
Leon started looking down. Riku thought he could see red on the man's cheeks.
"…Yes…" Leon mumbled, though nobody could hear it.
"Oh! You are! Good! They show you're figure nicely~!" Random's voice could be heard clearer as she stepped into the living room next to her was-
"H-hey, Riku." A soft voice spoke.
Riku's mind sounded a bit like this at the moment…
982348wurkdjooff09i324-09538ti-93423=wootHolyfreakingshitSora!
Sora was dressed in the long sleeve blue shirt and blue skinny jeans with bulky black skater shoes. It appeared that his eyebrows had been slightly plucked and his eyelashes looked even longer (mascara dudes. XD), and dangling around his neck was a silver necklace.
Well, he looked freaking hot.
"H-hello…" Riku replied.
Demyx and Xion were 'awww!'-ing, Zexion and Roxas rolled their eyes, Leon just muttered "they put makeup on him?" to himself, and Random produced a camera.
"Okay! I need a photo of this moment!"
"Rand!" Riku groaned.
"Oh shut it. I'm doing this so that future generations can look back on this happy time and…blah blah blah just put your arms around Sora's shoulders and smile, dammit." Random said as she held the camera up and zoomed in.
Both teens did what was asked (ordered) of them, having blushes on their faces.
"Now off you go~!" Random chirped and waved.
Leon muttered a goodbye as he stalked out, giving Sora a can of mace to put in his pocket "just in case".
"Come on, we're burning moonlight." Zexion muttered under his breath as he jingled his keys and walked out the door.
"Take care of my brother, you here?" Roxas walked up and hugged Sora while looking seriously at the silveret.
Riku nodded. "Will do." Before taking Sora's hand and walking out the door, Roxas closed the door behind them and sighed.
I should feel happy for Sora… but why do I feel like crap?
(~)
"I'll be back at ten. If you're late, then you're stranded." Zexion muttered to the two before zooming off.
"…Demyx promised past second base, didn't he?" Sora voiced.
"Yep." Riku nodded.
Then for a weird reason, they started laughing.
"Random forced you to play her dress-up doll, right?" Riku said between gasps.
"Uh-huh~!"
"Wow, only our friends…"
"Only our friends…" Sora sniggered.
The brunette opened his eyes when he felt a hand wrap around his. He looked up and blushed.
"You really do look amazing." Riku smiled.
And you look amazing every day…
"Really?"
GAH! I said that out loud?
"Yeah, but thanks for the compliment. Come on, let's go get something to eat before the fan girls start coming." (…*hides video camera* *whistling innocently*)
(~)
Demyx was being forced down onto the couch, Zexion on top of him, who was kissing down his neck.
"Zex-ah~! Mmm-!" Demyx was cut off when the slate-haired teen began to shove his tongue into the blonde's mouth. After they broke the kiss to breathe, Zexion resumed having his neck kisses and also had a hand up Demyx's shirt.
"You promised, Dem, and…I would like that promise kept…"
"B-but, late-aaah!" Demyx moaned when Zexion started pinching one of his nipples.
"No, now…"
"*Click*" The simple sound echoed through the living space, until a feral scream.
"DAMMIT, ROXAS! It was just getting to the good part!" Random screamed.
"I'd rather not have someone commit passionate love on my couch, thank you!" Roxas yelled back.
Um, guys…?" Demyx voiced. While Zexion slumped beside his boyfriend, sighing.
To break the fight, a knock was heard at the door.
"Ah! He's here!" Random said.
"Who's-" Roxas began, before he saw his other female best friend.
Xion walked out of the bathroom in a pretty blue blouse and black skirt, she was wearing black lace up boots for her feet and the few strands of hair that usually got into her face were pinned back, smoky eye shadow was added on her eyelids along with some mascara and pale pink lip-gloss.
"X-xion…?" Roxas's mouth dropped.
Xion smiled shyly, her cheeks turning slightly pink. "H-how do I look?"
"If you weren't my best friend, I would do you." Roxas replied, in the nicest sense.
Meanwhile, Random skipped to the door and opened it, revealing a slightly flustered Sato. He was wearing dark wash pants and a white button down shirt, his looked like he tried to put a comb through it and slightly failed, but still looked good.
"H-hi." Xion waved and smiled to the boor at the door, who looked like he just turned three times redder.
"You…wow…" Sato said.
"Alright, let me get a photo of you two!" Random chirped, before dragging them closer together. "Say cheese!"
Xion giggled and had a small smile on her face, while Sato was glaring at Random, his face getting redder.
"We should go." Sato muttered, grabbing hold of Xion's hand.
"Oh! Right, call you guys later?" Xion said back.
Roxas and Demyx waved, in momentary shock, while Zexion returned to the book he was reading, and Random had the biggest grin, spreading from ear to ear.
"Every detail! I need to know if I have to kick Sato's butt into next week!" Random said.
Sato 'saluted' to the blonde girl and smirked before both black-haired teens walked off.
Random closed the door. "Ah…they grow up so fast…"
"Wait! Sato and Xion?" Demyx finally found his voice.
"Duh, they've liked each other for ages." Random said.
"But they finally asked each other out!" Roxas voiced. "I didn't expect that they would…"
Random shrugged and smiled.
Zexion looked at his watch. "Well, we should get going if we want to pick Riku and Sora up, Demyx."
"But we still have-!"
Zexion put a finger on the blonde's lips and whispered in his ear…
"Night, guys! Don't get pregnant!" Demyx yelled back as he pulled Zexion behind him.
Both remaining blondes blinked, once, twice, then three times.
"…What the hell did he mean by that?" Roxas said.
"Oh, I'm staying over." Random said.
"Ohhh…wait, WHAT?"
(~)
"I'll take you to your seats~!" A hostess said to them, before sitting them at a table in the middle of multiple families, smiling especially at Riku.
"Can we have a more secluded table, please?" Riku said, wrapping an arm around Sora, who cutely scowled up at him. The hostess slightly gaped and turned red in embarrassment.
"U-uh, of course…"
They were seated in a nice booth in a quieter part of the restaurant.
"Y-your server shall be with you momentarily…" The hostess said before handing them their menus.
Sora rolled his eyes. I can't believe somebody tried to flirt with Riku already…
"So, what'll you have? I'm buying." Riku smiled at the Leonheart boy, who blushed.
"N-no! I'll pay!"
"I insist." Riku smirked.
"I'm not going to be the girl here." Sora once again scowled cutely, and Riku had to restrain from tackling the boy across the table from him.
"We'll split it then, fair?" Riku said.
"Fine…"
"Welcome to the-Sora?" A waitress came to take their order who's mouth dropped. She was very pretty, with shoulder-length dark red hair and pretty blue-violet eyes and a black dress that showed her nice figure. Her cheeks were now a rosy red.
"Kairi? You work here?" The brunette said in shock, while Riku looked between them.
"W-well, yeah, Dad said I needed to get a job, and this one offers big tips-"
"Sorry about that, but you look great-!"
"T-thanks-"
"*Ahem*." The silveret said, before forcibly smiling at Kairi. "Excuse me, I think we're ready to order."
"R-right!" Kairi said, before getting out a notebook and a pencil. "What would you like?"
"I'll have the usual." Sora smiled at the girl, who smiled back.
"And I'll have whatever he's having." Riku said bluntly.
"Ok! Um, your drinks we'll be here momentarily. Bye, Sora~!" The red haired girl said before walking away. Sora crossed his arms, looking at the other teen.
"What?" Riku said innocently.
"What was up with that? She was just being nice."
"She was staring at you."
"So, that's what that stupid hostess did…" Sora grumbled.
Riku sighed and smiled, before bringing a hand up to stroke the brunette's cheek.
"I'm sorry, I guess I got a little jealous."
Sora tilted his head. "Jealous? Why?"
"Because I'm afraid somebody is going to come who you'll like better. Someone…like that girl." Riku said.
Sora smiled, turning his head and kissing Riku's palm, causing the silveret to blush.
"You should know by now Riku that I'm not that kind of person." Sora chuckled.
"Right. Sorry." Riku smiled.
"Stop saying sorry all the time, it's fine. Just know that I like you, a lot." Sora blushed.
Riku lifted his hand to hold Sora's underneath the table. "Know that too."
(~)
"I wanted love, I needed love. Most of all, most of all…"
Why the heck am I feeling like this? I can't be jealous, can I? I mean, I'm not attracted to Riku at all, and, holy crap! No, defiantly not liking my brother like that, gross…so what am I jealous of? Roxas thought as he lay on his bed looking up at the ceiling.
"Some one said true love is dead. And I'm bound to fall…bound to fall, for you."
It's because of those stupid dreams! Why am I thinking about that stupid firecrotch? The blonde sighed. I mean, he's an annoying pervert! With that stupid red hair that I bet he dyes, and those eyes…
"Oh, what can I do? Yeah take my badge…" A soprano voice started singing along with the lyrics, but Roxas didn't notice…
Those beautiful green eyes…no! Stop it, Roxas! Stop it!
"…My heart remains…Lovin' you, baby child…"
And like hell he would actually like me. He just wants to get in my pants… The thought made the blonde's chest ache.
"Tighten up on your reigns. You're runnin' wild, runnin' wild…"
Wait, the song getting closer…
"…It's true." A voice crooned in his ear.
"WHAH!" Roxas blushed in surprise and sat up. "Random!"
"Sorry! Couldn't resist!" The blonde girl smiled. Roxas groaned, but rolled over to give her some room. Random lay beside Roxas. "So, tell me what's wrong, and don't say there's nothing wrong."
"It's just…have you've ever felt jealous, yet you don't know why and it was totally irrational?" Roxas asked.
"Of course. Everybody can be jealous of someone or something."
"But what if your jealous of multiple people?"
"You mean Sora and Riku? And Sato and Xion?" Random said.
"How did you know?"
"Simple, I'm jealous too."
Roxas eyes widened. "B-but-"
Random laughed. "Don't worry, I don't have any romantic feelings for any of them. I'm happy that they're together, just…"
"You wish you could have what they have with someone?" Roxas sighed.
"They get to be with the one they care about…why can't we?" Random also sighed.
"Rand?"
"Mm?"
"You…don't like me, do you? In that way." Roxas held his breath.
The blonde girl started laughing before jumping on the other blonde.
"Wha!" Roxas blushed again.
"Don't worry, Rox, I only love you like a brother." Random whispered before kissing Roxas on the forehead.
Roxas smiled. "Thanks, Rand. What you said made me feel better, actually." He wrapped his arms around the girl in a hug.
"Anytime, Rox." Random whispered back. They could comfort each other, but both missed the arms of the people they truly loved.
(~)
"Th-that movie was hilarious!" Sora gasped as he and Riku were walking out of the theater.
"That scene-!" Riku said.
"Awesome!"
The two were holding hands and walking towards the parking lot where Zexion said he would pick them up.
"This was great…" Sora said happily.
"Yeah…" Riku replied, before aiming to kiss Sora on the cheek but the brunette turned making them have full lip-lock. Sora wrapped his arms around the silveret's neck and Riku wrapping his around Sora's waist.
After a minute they broke away. "C-come on…Zexion will get mad if we're late…"
"Right." Riku smiled and they continued walking until they reached a familiar SUV, but…
"…Why are the windows all fogged up?" Sora asked
Riku started rubbing his temples. "Oh for the love of…" And beat on the window until it was rolled down, the music was on full blast. A sweaty Zexion popped his head out.
"Whaaaattt?" He whined, sounding less calm and collected then usual.
"You promised to drive us back." Riku growled.
"Get a cab." Zexion said, throwing twenty bucks at them and rolling the window back up, giggles and smacking noises could be heard again.
"They're…in the car?" Sora's eyes widened while Riku pinched the bridge of his nose.
"You think they could keep it in their pants until they got back to one of their houses but no…" Riku muttered.
Sora sighed and got out his cell phone. "I'll call Squall to pick us up…"
The phone ringed more than three times before a low voice grunted into it.
"What?"
"Squall, could you please pick us up? Zexion is… well he can't take us back.
A sigh was heard, before muttering in the background, like Leon was… talking to someone?
"Sure, we'll be over there in ten minutes."
"Wait, who's-?"
Leon hung up.
"Um, he's coming to get us. Though somebody is with him…" Sora said.
Riku sighed. "Sorry about this, Sor."
Sora smiled. "No problem, though, we won't be able to do more of what we were doing since Squall is coming…" He said with a hint of suggestiveness, but his face was turning redder.
"You can call Leon back to tell him you're staying at my house…" Riku whispered in his ear, kissing his neck. Sora shivered.
"R-r-r…"
Riku hugged the brunette close. "Don't worry Sora, I know you aren't ready for something like that."
Sora sighed in relief and leaned into the embrace. It seems like they could stay like that for all-
"**!" A car honked.
"I'm so-Squall?" Sora said. "This isn't your car!"
"Sora, Riku, get in." Leon's low voice ordered.
Both teens walked to the backdoors and opened them, looking to find a head of spiky blonde hair in the drivers seat…
Oh my…
"Where too?" The blonde said.
"You know where it is." Leon rolled his eyes.
…MR. STRIFE?
TO BE CONTINUED!
So! Another pairing is revealed! :D
Kairi: I showed up~! :D
Roxas: …YOU PAIRED OUR BROTHER UP WITH MY HEALTH TEACHER?
…Maybeeee…
Sora: Wha-who-HOW?
All shall be revealed next chapter! Which shall be dedicated too…CLEON!
Fans: YOU'RE NEGLECTING AKUROKU!
Ack! I'm sorry fellow fan girls and boys! After next chapter, Akuroku-ness will return! There should be about five more chapters after the next one and an epilogue. Then, I might start working on a sequel…
Hope you enjoyed! Please review