"And that's how it ends!" Naruto happily exclaimed.
The group looked at him with mixed expressions and Sasuke was the first to open his mouth.
"Naruto! What the fuck?! I don't hate my brother! My parents aren't dead!" He pointed his finger at the blond in a brief fit.
"But this way you have an excuse for being a brooding motherfucker!" Naruto exclaimed in his defence as he held on to the stack of papers.
"Isn't Mr. Orochimaru your old neighbour?" Sakura frowned in confusion.
"Why is he so obsessed with Sasuke, Jesus, Naruto, what's wrong with you?" Ino leaned in and frowned at the pages.
"You know this entire story is kind of obsessed with me," Sasuke shrugged.
"Who cares! Me and Akamaru are like a cool ninja dog duo!" Kiba grinned broadly. "I mean he even managed to make Kankuro look cool!" He continued.
"Hey! I am cool!" Kankuro softly punched the younger man.
"Pfft, when you were in high school maybe," Kiba waved his hand dismissively.
"Why do I have to die?!" Neji ripped the pages out of Naruto's hands and flipped through them.
"Because you're a dick," Naruto stuck his tongue out before he was quickly slapped on the top of his head and he bit his tongue.
Quickly Gaara came to his aid while he whined in agony. "Ish mah tongue bleeding?" He asked while he tried to look at the muscle.
"It's fine Naruto," he softly said.
"Why are we all like twelve to sixteen years old?" Hinata softly asked as she looked over Neji's shoulder.
"Because I miss the days we were young, alright?!" He huffed and crossed his arms over his chest.
"Why am I the only ninja without cool powers?" Lee halfheartedly whined.
"You don't need superpowers to be cool honey," Sakura pressed a kiss against his cheek and she turned to Naruto again. "Why don't I have any cool super powers for the first half of the story?!" She hissed as she faced him.
"Because you're not that cool," Ino smirked broadly.
"At least I don't have some useless power when I get mine!" Sakura hissed back.
"Lee, I'm honestly really sorry about what happened," Gaara softly said from behind his boyfriend.
"No bother!" He gave a thumbs up. "You know I've forgiven you a long time ago," he said and leaned before he patted Gaara on the shoulder.
"Wasn't Deidara one of your Psychologists, Gaara?" Kankuro cocked his head to the side and pushed his way into the mob.
"He was our Family therapist," Gaara calmly replied and inched a little closer as well.
"Okay, I get most of these, but why is Tsunade the mayor of the city we live in, she's my kickboxing trainer," Sakura looked up with a confused look on her face.
"Better yet, why is every single mayor constantly following you, there's all this ninja shit going on and they're following a tween around," Sasuke arched a sceptic brow at his friend.
"I'm important okay! I have a demon sealed inside of me!" Naruto cried out.
"You're an adult with ADD!" Sasuke raised his hands in disbelieve.
"You're important to me," Gaara softly smiled.
"See! Gaara thinks I'm important!" Naruto pointed at the man besides him.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "what ever," he huffed and crossed his arms over his chest.
The noise of a knock at the door caused everyone to look up and quickly Sakura got up to open the door to her apartment. A bright smile curled into her lips when she was greeted by tanned skin and brunette buns.
"Tenten!" She exclaimed and welcomed the girl into her house.
"Hey guys! Guess who's back from China!" He smiled and stepped into the apartment. "What's going on?" She cocked her head to the side when she noticed people bicker over a stack of papers.
End.
Aaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh! Thank you all so much! ;3; this is the end of it! I might post some smutty deleted scenes later as little one-shots and I hope to start up my new project soon!
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