My Iced Coffee - A parody of His Cheeseburger from Veggietales.
Erik is in front of a Dunk'n Donuts shop, singing:
I said to her, "I'd like an iced coffee.
"And I might like a donut with that."
She said to me, "I can't get you either."
And I said, "Isn't this Dunk'n Donuts?"
She said, "France, it just may run on Dunk'n.
"But we don't open tomorrow 'til ten."
I said "I'm in the need for some caffeine.
"But I guess I can wait until then!"
'Cause you're my iced coffee.
My tasty iced coffee.
I'll wait for you-oo.
Yay, I'll wait for you-oo.
Oh, you are my iced coffee.
My yummy iced coffee.
I'll wait for you-oo.
Oh, I will wait for you.
I stayed at the counter 'til sunrise.
I may have dozed off once or twice.
Then I spotted a sign for their smoothies!
Wildberry was half price.
How could I resist such an offer?
I always wanted to try just one.
Iced coffee, please do not get angry!
I will order you with my lunch!
'Cause you're my iced coffee.
My precious iced coffee.
Be back for you-oo.
I'll be back for you-oo.
Oh, so long iced coffee.
My caramel iced coffee.
Be back for you-oo.
Oh, I'll be back for you!
'Cause I love you iced coffee with all of my heart!
And not even jelly donuts will tear us apart!
And if the world suddenly ran out of coffee.
I would get down on my hands and knees
To see if someone dropped a coffee bean in the dirt.
And I would wash it off for you.
Wipe it off for you.
Clean that dirty bean off just for you!
(Pants for breath)
You are my iced coffeeeeeeeee!