~some time later~
"Stop, Naruto! You are hurting my youthful face!" complained Lee to the tweezers-wielding Rythia.
"Sorry, but we needed to do something about that eyebrow. In the singular, not plural. It was a unibrow, for crying out loud!" Rythia told him.
"And my hair! My beautiful hair! You are ruining it!" he cried. Nobody paid his complaints any mind at all.
"Almost done" stated Shinzui, looking up from cutting his hair. "Can you grab the clothes, Konjou? They're beside the closet."
"The closet? I'm afraid someone else is going to pop out of there!" she nearly screamed. "Oh, forget it. This can't get any weirder."
"Just this last pieceā¦" mumbled Shinzui, trimming the edges of Lee's hair.
"Aaaah!" screamed Konjou, running back into the room with Cameo in tow.
"What?" asked Rythia, looking up from tweezing Lee's eyebrows and accidentally head butting him.
"Weird creeper with sunglasses! Aaaah!" bellowed Cameo.
"Shino. He's in Kankuro's closet. I asked him who he was, and he didn't know what I was talking about. He can't be one of our friends who got sucked into this world like us. What's he doing here?" Konjou asked.
"Hey, Kankuro! Shino's sitting in your closet! Did you know that?" Shinzui called to him. He poked his head around the corner.
"Who's where?" he asked.
"Shino! He's in your closet!" Konjou answered.
"Watch out! There's a creeper in your closet! Be careful!" screamed Cameo at the same time.
"Ugh, it bugs me when he does that" grumbled Kankuro.
"Haha, bugs!" giggled Rythia, still holding Lee down and attacking his eyebrows. "Why is he in there anyways?" Kankuro blushed.
"Trust me, you don't want to know" said Gaara, having snuck up behind them. They jumped at the sudden voice.
"Tell me, tell me!" squealed Rythia, jumping up and down. Konjou rolled her eyes.
"Typical Rythia." sighed Shinzui. "Whatever you do, don't let her meet Jiraiya. Bad, bad things will happen."
"Achoo!" Everybody jumped, having forgotten about the ninja sitting in the chair.
"Almost done, just go put on the clothes and you'll be awesome" Shinzui told Lee.
"Um, what do we do about the creeper?" Konjou asked. "He has the clothes."
"Kankuro? Get the clothes out and give them to Lee! The creeper scares me!" said Konjou. Kankuro went to retrieve the clothes and handed them to Lee, showing him to a room to get changed in.
~ a few minutes later~
"OMGWOW!" squealed Cameo. "You're not ugly anymore!" As she so accurately put it, Lee was no longer ugly. In fact, he looked something like a rock star.
"Yay! We're awesome!" Rythia cheered. "We should all go out for ramen to celebrate!"
"Wake up!" Konjou yelled into the living room where Shikamaru was asleep on the couch. "We're going out for dinner!"
Author's Note: Wow, 10 chapters already! And I'm not planning on finishing it up anytime soon. Prepare for even more random stupidity! Yay! I just noticed that the people are starting to act more and more in-character for their Naruto forms, especially Rythia/Naruto. But not Cameo/Tayuya, because we can't have an evil person running around. She's being 100% Cameo. (but a little bit exaggerated, just for effect) The sketch of the outfit Lee is wearing will be up on my deviantArt in a little while, whenever I have the time.
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