Okay. I'm sorry. This story is under heavy revision. I like my plot points but I don't have it in me to pretend like the first few chapters aren't mostly crap. I could just replace them - I know - but I'd rather just publish a better version. It'll most be exactly the same except readable and a chapter longer. I won't make any promises as to when because I always promise and then I never do. I'll update with a note when it's all done but the first chapter goes up tonight so you don't have to wait on this. You can just go there. Anyway. Sorry to those of you who have been waiting fucking - Jesus christ - EIGHT YEARS? I'm not even going to bother with excuses. Just know that shame is a mighty fine motivator. I appreciate your patience. Please bear with me a little longer.