Consists of Midoriya Protection squad which is p much Mineta ( sticky balls ) , All Might ( smiley cockblocker ), Tomura ( half desperate and half in denial or half and half ) and Shinsho ( who just thinks of Izuku as a cat and wants to protect him )
Bakugou who just really likes to be Izuku's first time in everything, and Todoroki is sent over the edge because man thats alot of interrupted kisses oh boi
And this chapter I'm gonna uncensor all the words, cause thats fun so feel free to skip this uwu
Also spoiler alert : Bakugou doesn't get the first kiss
Another spoiler alert : Izuku still gets kissed LMAO
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To be honest, Bakugou doesn't care who Izuku fucks, kisses or marries, he really didn't, he's more of like the overprotective brother, atleast at first, as long as the shit he dates isn't a fucking piece of shit isn't just a piece of shit
Unluckily for Bakugou all the little shits that Izuku had following on his were fucking creeps, and so he decided to put forth his plans that he has been saving for since they were kids
After all those bastards won't be able to steal Izuku's first kiss if he gets it first, not that he really likes Izuku in that way, he wants to be the one to teach Izuku EVERYTHING rather than some fucking creep
Also so that Izuku will feel disatisfied with everything because Bakugou was so much better i kisses and fucks rather than any other kisses or fucks he's every going to receive from another person
Its the PERFECT revenge for what Izuku did to him back then when they were kids
Bakugou was just happily walking around until Izuku came up from behind him and gave him a tight hug and a kiss on the cheek
"Haha! I stole K-Kacchans first kiss on the cheek and hug!" Well hug from someone else other than his mother and also the kiss
Kacchan stared at him for a good few solid minutes until his face suddenly turned alarmingly red, there's no way to tell whether the blonde was embarassed or angry
"S-Stupid Deku! I'll get you back I'll be your first time in everything just so you watch!"
"Huh..? I-I thought you would like it..."
"SHUT UP!" Bakugou yelled before stomping away
Or atleast he thinks, it was good enough whatever, its also because he kinda wants to hear Izuku babble over how much better Bakugou was than whoever person he's dating
"Hey Izuku?" He said while they were in the middle of eating
"Yes Kacchan?"
"Do you want to go on a date with me?"
"!" Izuku visibly tensed up, no one other than Mineta and All might ( who was secretly watching from the ceiling, no one looks up to the ceiling of the cafeteria's anyways ) reacted, mostly because they were all kinda used to this stuff
Not Mineta or All Might
Never them
"W-Well um K-Kaccha-
"Just say yes shitface!"
"... okay"
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Mineta honestly honestly didn't know why he was worried in the first place, he was ignoring Izuku for like 3 weeks now and now he suddenly got the urge to make sure that he's safe from the clutches of the evil blonde porcupine monster who takes advantage of small animals aka Izuku, named Bakugou
He just gets the feeling that something bad was going to happen since Bakugou has been pretty nice and gentle to Izuku right after Izuku said yes, and as his father always say
If a man is acting gentle towards you, he has an ulterior motive
Mineta's head just did the work and that's how he got here, his eyes felt dry ( wow no wonder Aizawa hates dry eyes they suck ) from keeping his eyes out open for so long, he must not lose track he is a HERO and as a hero he will protect his friend
He blinked
Fuck they're gone, he scuttered forward and found them again
They were eating at an ice cream parlor, Izuku's got a vanilla and Katsuki got vanilla too
He squinted as Bakugou took out what seem to be a pepper shaker except red things came out of it and then started eating
The Bakugou decided to be smooth and pretended to wipe something on Izuku's face only to get closer and closer
Disgusting, this is what he's gonna eat before attempting to kiss Izuku? Oh hell nah his friend is getting better treatment than this, thankfully Mineta didn't have to do anything since their attentions were grabbed by a skeleton blonde man who ran up to them and smiled happily, Izuku immdiately ignored Katsuki to stand up and hug the older male
"Ah.. did I come in a wrong time?"
"N-No of course not Toshinori-san!"
"Yes you did if you can't fucking see we're on a fucking date!" Katsuki growled, Toshinori seemed to deflate more than he already has ( atleast faking it there's no way he can't deflate anymore ) and Izuku panicked
"Um- ah! Its okay you can come on our date Toshinori-san!" the person named Toshinori brightened up- his weird dangly things almost straightered up ( it reminded Mineta of All Might for a second ) before the lanky man calmed down and did a peace sign and gave a bright toothy smile
Katsuki looks like he's ready for murder
"Kacchan is that alright?" Izuku said, eyes shining with hope
looks like a kitten begging for treats
he saw Bakugou mouth 'damnit' before agreeing, Izuku, glowed, along with the skeleton
Mineta felt his eyes dry up more, damn flashiness
After finishing the ice cream, Izuku and Katsuki stood up and went with the man who placed himself in the middle
"Can't you just fucking put yourself on Izuku's side you clingy piece of old man shit?!"
"K-Kacchan! Don't be mean to Toshinori-san! Its okay Toshinori-san don't worry!"
"Thank you my boy!"
"WE'RE THE ONE ON A DATE HERE NOT YOU TWO!"
Izuku finally just placed himself on the middle and hugged Katsuki's arm while talking to Toshinori, but no, that wasn't what Bakugou was after so he was mad but better than last time because atleast the old man isn't oggling all the attention
But then Mineta saw that the skeleton smirk at Bakugou
wow
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMIRKING AT YOU OLD MAN?!"
"Oh my, how energetic, I like that young Bakugou!"
"Yeah Kacchan! You're doing great!" Izuku did a little jump and looked and hugged Kacchan's arm tighter and nuzzled Katsuki's cheeks
That shut him up pretty quick, Katsuki is now looking somewhere else while Izuku and Toshinori was happily chatting
Huh, probably Izuku's dad or uncle
Well now that there's a parent here, then he's sure that Bakugou won't do anything, Mineta decided to go home, then he rubbed his eyes because damn that stings, he also made a note to buy eye drops
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Hitoshi just wanted to buy more cat food, that's all, he did and when he went out, at the corner of his eye he saw something
Hey isn't that the affectionate cat and the grumpy cat? He thought, he got curious and got close
The grumpy cat was closing in on the affectionate one, that isn't good, after all there's that one cat that had a crush on the affectionate one, Tom? Yeah Tom, that one is Zuku and the other one was Catsuki, Tom had a genuine crush on Zuku while Catsuki probably just wanted to mate
Shinso doesn't like that so he went up to Bakugou and gently pushed him aside
Sadly the gentle in Shinso's dictionary doesn't match up with Bakugou
"What the fuck are you picking UP A FUCKING FIGHT OR SOMETHING!?"
"No, stay away from Zuku"
"Are you giving me a fucking or-
"Stay away from Zuku, Catsuki" Then Katsuki froze,, the small Zuku next to him made a noise and ran towards Catsuki
Shinso's definition of a gentle push is pretty mush shoving ( or well, still pushing ) him to a wall thats 5 meters away
Shinso sighed, ah... Catsuki must be very lucky to have little Zuku with him, Zuku is too nice for his own good, he was even planning to get him a collar and his own bowl and his own mate ( Tom in a cage ) and their mating place ( pillows inside of a cage ) but now that he thinks about it
Aren't they both males? How are they going to have kittens?
Shinso wants kittens, maybe Catsuki is a girl?
He took one glance, definitely not a girl, oh well he wishes Zuku and Catsuki luck for their futures
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Tomura squinted suspiciously at Izuku's hand which was held by Bakugou, oh and the skeleton man next to them who's doing a great job at being inbetween them, still they're holding hands literally behind him, that's not... very nice, he's not saying that he doesn't like it but he doesn't like it at all
- gonna continue this at the next chapter aah