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Kyle rubbed his eyes before getting out of bed…he looked out the window. He could see the castle in the distance and Astro orbiter. The park looked so cool empty since it was before opening time.

Stan was still in bed staring at the ceiling…thinking. That was mostly what Stan Marsh liked to do he was trying to figure out what exactly the meaning of the world was and who he was supposed to be.

Kenny rolled over and almost hit the nightstand next to his bed he was about to get up from his bed and be happy for being alive…something Kenny worried about daily because he was prone to dying often.

Only Cartman was still asleep, he was dreaming about eating…what else? That was his favorite thing to do besides rip on people.

Kyle went into the bathroom to get dressed in his everyday clothes Stan went in shortly after him followed by Cartman, Kenny, and finally Ike.

When the boys were ready the flipped on the TV to watch Terrance and Phillip

"Man I wish they had some video games here" Stan said

"Yeah" Cartman sighed

"But watching Terrance and Phillip is cool right?" Kyle asked hoping they weren't onto a new trend he wasn't

"Yeah but it's all we do when we're not in the parks" Stan said

"Yeah" Kenny said

"Hey isn't that new video game coming out next week when we get back to South Park?" Cartman asked

"Yeah" Stan said

"We are so buying it" Kenny said

"Yeah but I don't think you can afford it Kenny" Cartman said

Kenny scowled "Fuck you" he said and Stan and Kyle laughed

"Why do you always rip on people Cartman?" Kyle asked in an attempt to be nicer to him

"You think you've got it all figured out don't you Kyle…well guess what you don't!" Cartman said

"Dude" Stan said

Kenny just shrugged and Kyle stood there confused

When the boys' parents came to get them to go they went out of their hotel room, to the elevator and waited for the bus to come. Today the boys were going to Animal Kingdom.

When Stan, Kenny, Cartman, & Kyle boarded the bus with their siblings and parents it was a little after 9am so the bus was not very crowded.

In fact there was only two other families on the bus. Cartman and Kyle got into a whole blowout argument about sitting down.

See, the boys went to sit in the back and there were three seats so one of them would either stand or sit in front of the others.

Well Stan and Kenny got seats so it was Kyle and Cartman.

Just was Kyle was about to sit down Cartman pushed him

"Hey move your ass fat boy!" Kyle shouted

"Nuh uh Jew I was here first" Cartman said

"Fuck you I was" Kyle shouted

"Kyle it's just a seat" Stan said

"But I was here first!" Kyle shouted

"No I was!" Cartman said and Kyle was getting mad

"Come on Kyle let's just sit somewhere else if you two are going to act like first grade girls over this shit" Stan said trying to settle the problem and not pick sides.

He and Kenny typically were the neutral ones and it was always Kyle vs. Cartman

After about 20 minutes the bus pulled up to Animal Kingdom and the boys stared at amazement at the high trees…it was like a jungle!

"Alright boys remember be careful and don't go near the wild animals" Sharon Marsh said

"Be careful boys and don't talk to strangers" Sheila said

"Kyle, don't eat anything not kosher" Gerald said

"Stan, give em hell" Randy said

"What" Stan said

"Never mind" Randy said

Stan looked confused but shrugged

"So where do you want to go first?" Kyle asked

"Let's go on that roller coaster" Stan said

"Eberst?" Cartman asked

"No dumbass Everest" Kyle said

"Geez Kyle stop being so rude to Cartman" Stan said

"Yea Kyle you're hurting my self-esteem" Cartman said and Kyle scowled

"Well it's safe to say you two can't sit together on the roller coaster" Stan said

"I'll sit with Kenny" Cartman said

"COME ON!" Kenny said annoyed

"FUCK YOU KENNY!" Cartman shouted

"HEY NO PROFANITY IN THE THEME PARK!" a man shouted

"Shut the fuck up asshole" Cartman muttered

"Woah dude" Stan said

"Yeah let's just stop fighting or we'll get kicked out of the park" Kyle said

Cartman sighed but agreed and Stan and Kenny were amazed that FINALLY they agreed on something

When the boys reached Expedition Everest they were amazed at its beauty and coolness.

Unfortunately the line was about an hour and a half long.

The boys struck up a conversation with a boy from New York when suddenly

"Hey weren't you those kids who made the entire world crap their pants?" the kid asked

"Yea and aren't you that Brooklyn New Yorker kid that called us queefs" Cartman asked

"Yea" the kid said

"So we meet again" Kenny said

"Sorry kid I don't understand you"

"It's nothing" Stan said and then they moved up

"Well see you guys around" the kid said

"Well that was…awkward" Stan said

"You bet" Kyle said and the boys got onto the roller coaster seats as they waited to start going.

The ride started going a little then up a tiny hill that dropped

"Oh seriously" Cartman said

"Shush dude that was only the beginning" Stan said

Stan was right as the ride continued a little bit more they came to a giant hill and began to go up

"I'm going to die for sure on this ride" Kenny muttered

Cartman was crying and screaming like a little girl

"Just don't look down dude…don't look down" Kyle said

When the coaster went down from the hill they were in the snow of Everest

The coaster continued a bit more and the track was broken

"Holy shit dude" Kyle said

"I think that's part of the ride" Stan said

"Oh" said Kyle

"You guys seriously man this is not cool I mean the morons that created this ride better…AHHHHHHHHHH!" Cartman screamed as the ride jerked backwards

They went lower backwards and then higher backwards until eventually the ride stopped and a yeti came onto a projector thing. It growled and looked around…at Kenny.

The yeti came out from the screen and picked Kenny up before killing him

"Oh my g-d he killed Kenny!" Stan shouted

"You bastard" Kyle shouted and with that the yeti broke the tracks making the ride lurch forward…

TO A 112 FOOT DROP!

The boys could only scream but laugh at the same time

The ride continued for a little bit and the ride ended.

"Man that was sweet" Cartman said

"You bet" Kyle said

"Yeah but Kenny died" Stan said and the boys paused for a second

"Oh well I guess we should enjoy the park for the time being" Cartman said

"Yeah I guess" Kyle said

"Alright let's go" Stan said happy his friends were getting along

"Where do you want to go now?" Stan asked

"Let's go on that Primeval Whirl ride" Kyle said

"OK" said Cartman

The boys rode Primeval Whirl and then headed to the Safari ride but before that Cartman got popcorn and was eating on the ride (which he wasn't supposed to do)

A giraffe came and took it…Cartman whined and carried on and was warned he was going to be escorted off of the ride if he didn't calm down which he did.

After that it was around 2pm and the boys met their parents back at the entrance

"Did you boys have fun?" Liane asked

"So much" Cartman said

"That's good hun" Liane said

Cartman scowled

"So boys are you ready to go back" Sharon asked

"OK" the boys answered

"Where's Kenny" Gerald asked

"Oh um Kenny was eaten by a giant yeti on the roller coaster" Stan said and Kenny's mom started to cry

"Don't cry Mrs. McCormick he'll be back soon" Stan said putting his hand on her shoulder

Stay tuned for Hollywood Studios and the sad departure from Walt Disney World coming soon!

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