Jeanette:"It think you did that on purpose."

The Simonette254:"What do you mean?"

Jeanette:"I was the only one who hadn't been injured, so you made sure I did."

The Simonette254:"You shouldn't be upset with me, I would be mad at Brittany for singing

that song."

Jeanette:"What song?"

Chassidy:"*powerslides in*This one:Jean,Jean,Jean of the jungle. Friend to you and me.

*George of the jungle yell/beats chest*Watch out for that tree!"

Jeanette:"I'm gonna kill Brittany for that."

Simon:"We'd like to thank GoldenQuintet for rules 69 and 70,

also for rule 66. With all the randomness we kinda forgot to mention it. "

Michael:"We also want to thank KiBoy for rules 71-78, and H.F. Madness

for rules 79-81."

Theodore:"Onwards with the chapter!"

Eleanor:"What...the munk."


69)NO copying popular YouTube videos.

Chassidy:"Alvin reenacts the YourfavoriteMartian videos."

Alvin*singing*Grandma got a Facebook, and she's hitting on my friends."

Dave:"Alvin."

Alvin:"*rapping*I check my Facebook daily,got a friend request from this

old..."

Dave:"ALLVIIIN! "


70) Don't bother Toby while he's in ninja-mode.

Chassidy:"*laughing*Brittany...did it and...s-she got spin-kicked

out the window."

Jeanette:"*laughing*All I saw...was a pink blur...flying out the house."

(Chassidy and Jeanette ROFLing and LMFAOing)

Brittany:"*in wheelchair/scowling*I hate you both."


71)If somebody has a nickname that they don't like,have Ki say it

to see who's brave(or stupid) enough to try to attack him.

Ki:"Hi Jeanie."

Jeanette:"Don't call me that."

Ki:"Aw come on Jeanie,don't be like that."

Jeanette:"Bastard."

*3 minutes later*

Ki:"Hey Alvie."

Alvin:"*shudders*I don't even let Britt call me that, so stop."

Ki:"*grabs Alvin's shoulders*Aw come on Alvie,you don't like the

nickname."

Alvin:"No, and keep your hands off, you're really pissing me off."

Ki:"But Alvie..."

Alvin:"That's it!"*red sword appears in hand, tries to attack Ki*

Ki:"*blocks with katana*Nice try."*slams Alvin through the floor.*


72)DON'T LET KI SING KARAOKE!

Theodore:"Last time it went on for 9 hours."

Eleanor:"He also loves to rap in Japanese."

Ki:"Don't ask."


73)Alvin can't stand rainbows, he's afraid of them.

The Chipettes:"*puppy eyes*Dave can...

Dave:"No!"

The Chipettes:"Worth a shot."


74)Simon is not allowed to work hours on end without sleeping.

Jeanette:"They lead to mistakes."

Alvin:"Which can lead to explosions."

*beep beep beep...BOOM!*

Theodore:"What the hell was that!"

Alvin:"*sighs*Probably Simon. Jeanette what are you doing in that hazmat

suit?"

Jeanette:"I'm going in , wish me luck boys."


75)Theodore shouldn't go to Chinese Restaurants.

Ki:"On time the bill was 200 dollars, but that's not the reason."

Michael:"You see Theodore always comes back and is speaking

Chinese fluently."


76)Brittany+Backstage pass=one(or many)superstars leaving the

world early.

Alvin:"Britt hates competition."

Simon:"She almost killed Hannah Montana.

Theodore:"But after she saw that most of Hannah's fans were her fans, she

backed off."


77)Don't be creul and take Jean's glasses.

Chassidy:"I know we've mentioned this before but there's a reason for

the repetition of this rule."

Eleanor:"Funny story actually, you see..."

*flashback*

Chassidy:"Jeanette where are your glasses?"

Jeanette:"Don't know, but I'm about to find out."

*Jean closes her eyes and 1 minute later opens them back up.*

Chassidy:"Well?"

Jeanette:"*seething*Alvin."

Chassidy:"Want me to get him?"

Jeanette:"No,just lock the door and window."

*Chassidy locks the door and window*

Jeanette:"Put a force-field around yourself and the beds, and watch this."

*Jeanette snaps her fingers and Alvin appears*

Alvin:"Oh munk."

Jeanette:"SAPPHIRE FOCUS PUNCH!"

Chassidy:"Oooh, Damn.*singing*Somebody's gonna get their tail kick.

Beat'em up, Break his neck, Beat'em up, Break his neck."

Alvin:"HELP ME!"

Chassidy:"*singing*She a crazy mother-, and she coming through the door.

Better watch out she'll knock your tail to the floor."


78)Eleanor can't race on foot erm,paw, skateboard,bicycle,rocketship,unicorn...

Eleanor:"Whoa,whoa,whoa hold on... unicorn what the munk?"

Simon:"Well Eleanor you are very competitive and will go to extreme lengths

to win."

Brittany:"And when you lose you're worse than Alvin."

Theodore:"She almost killed me!"


79)If you want girl advice don't go to Alvin go to Centurion.

Alvin:"He's even better than me, even though he hasn't ever had a girlfriend."

Centurion:"Hey!"

Alvin:"Sorry man it's the truth."


80)Balloons are not allowed inside the house.

Simon:"Alvin irritates the hell out us. Remember the first movie."

81) Centurion you can't hide candy underneath your pillow."

Alvin:"It will be eaten."

Centurion:"You ate my gummy worms?DIE ALVIN!"

*chases Alvin with his staff*

Alvin:"AHHHHHHHH!"


82) The Chipettes love making song parodies of the Chipmunks songs.

Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes, what what. Come and get set with The Ettes."

Brittany:"Lemme hear you say."

Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes,what what. Come and get set with the Ettes."

Brittany:"Go! Go!"

Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes, what what. Come and get set with the Ettes."

Brittany:"Lemme hear you say."

Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes,what what. Come and get set with the Ettes."

Brittany:"Go!Go!"

Eleanor:"With The Chipettes."

Chipmunks:*facepalm*


Simon:"Nice rapping Jeanette."

Jeanette:"Thanks Simon you're a great influence."

Simon:"*chuckles nervously*T-Thank you. Hey how did you twist your ankle?"

Jeanette:"Well...I'll tell you in the next chapter.

Theodore:"See ya later Fanfiction."