Jeanette:"It think you did that on purpose."
The Simonette254:"What do you mean?"
Jeanette:"I was the only one who hadn't been injured, so you made sure I did."
The Simonette254:"You shouldn't be upset with me, I would be mad at Brittany for singing
that song."
Jeanette:"What song?"
Chassidy:"*powerslides in*This one:Jean,Jean,Jean of the jungle. Friend to you and me.
*George of the jungle yell/beats chest*Watch out for that tree!"
Jeanette:"I'm gonna kill Brittany for that."
Simon:"We'd like to thank GoldenQuintet for rules 69 and 70,
also for rule 66. With all the randomness we kinda forgot to mention it. "
Michael:"We also want to thank KiBoy for rules 71-78, and H.F. Madness
for rules 79-81."
Theodore:"Onwards with the chapter!"
Eleanor:"What...the munk."
69)NO copying popular YouTube videos.
Chassidy:"Alvin reenacts the YourfavoriteMartian videos."
Alvin*singing*Grandma got a Facebook, and she's hitting on my friends."
Dave:"Alvin."
Alvin:"*rapping*I check my Facebook daily,got a friend request from this
old..."
Dave:"ALLVIIIN! "
70) Don't bother Toby while he's in ninja-mode.
Chassidy:"*laughing*Brittany...did it and...s-she got spin-kicked
out the window."
Jeanette:"*laughing*All I saw...was a pink blur...flying out the house."
(Chassidy and Jeanette ROFLing and LMFAOing)
Brittany:"*in wheelchair/scowling*I hate you both."
71)If somebody has a nickname that they don't like,have Ki say it
to see who's brave(or stupid) enough to try to attack him.
Ki:"Hi Jeanie."
Jeanette:"Don't call me that."
Ki:"Aw come on Jeanie,don't be like that."
Jeanette:"Bastard."
*3 minutes later*
Ki:"Hey Alvie."
Alvin:"*shudders*I don't even let Britt call me that, so stop."
Ki:"*grabs Alvin's shoulders*Aw come on Alvie,you don't like the
nickname."
Alvin:"No, and keep your hands off, you're really pissing me off."
Ki:"But Alvie..."
Alvin:"That's it!"*red sword appears in hand, tries to attack Ki*
Ki:"*blocks with katana*Nice try."*slams Alvin through the floor.*
72)DON'T LET KI SING KARAOKE!
Theodore:"Last time it went on for 9 hours."
Eleanor:"He also loves to rap in Japanese."
Ki:"Don't ask."
73)Alvin can't stand rainbows, he's afraid of them.
The Chipettes:"*puppy eyes*Dave can...
Dave:"No!"
The Chipettes:"Worth a shot."
74)Simon is not allowed to work hours on end without sleeping.
Jeanette:"They lead to mistakes."
Alvin:"Which can lead to explosions."
*beep beep beep...BOOM!*
Theodore:"What the hell was that!"
Alvin:"*sighs*Probably Simon. Jeanette what are you doing in that hazmat
suit?"
Jeanette:"I'm going in , wish me luck boys."
75)Theodore shouldn't go to Chinese Restaurants.
Ki:"On time the bill was 200 dollars, but that's not the reason."
Michael:"You see Theodore always comes back and is speaking
Chinese fluently."
76)Brittany+Backstage pass=one(or many)superstars leaving the
world early.
Alvin:"Britt hates competition."
Simon:"She almost killed Hannah Montana.
Theodore:"But after she saw that most of Hannah's fans were her fans, she
backed off."
77)Don't be creul and take Jean's glasses.
Chassidy:"I know we've mentioned this before but there's a reason for
the repetition of this rule."
Eleanor:"Funny story actually, you see..."
*flashback*
Chassidy:"Jeanette where are your glasses?"
Jeanette:"Don't know, but I'm about to find out."
*Jean closes her eyes and 1 minute later opens them back up.*
Chassidy:"Well?"
Jeanette:"*seething*Alvin."
Chassidy:"Want me to get him?"
Jeanette:"No,just lock the door and window."
*Chassidy locks the door and window*
Jeanette:"Put a force-field around yourself and the beds, and watch this."
*Jeanette snaps her fingers and Alvin appears*
Alvin:"Oh munk."
Jeanette:"SAPPHIRE FOCUS PUNCH!"
Chassidy:"Oooh, Damn.*singing*Somebody's gonna get their tail kick.
Beat'em up, Break his neck, Beat'em up, Break his neck."
Alvin:"HELP ME!"
Chassidy:"*singing*She a crazy mother-, and she coming through the door.
Better watch out she'll knock your tail to the floor."
78)Eleanor can't race on foot erm,paw, skateboard,bicycle,rocketship,unicorn...
Eleanor:"Whoa,whoa,whoa hold on... unicorn what the munk?"
Simon:"Well Eleanor you are very competitive and will go to extreme lengths
to win."
Brittany:"And when you lose you're worse than Alvin."
Theodore:"She almost killed me!"
79)If you want girl advice don't go to Alvin go to Centurion.
Alvin:"He's even better than me, even though he hasn't ever had a girlfriend."
Centurion:"Hey!"
Alvin:"Sorry man it's the truth."
80)Balloons are not allowed inside the house.
Simon:"Alvin irritates the hell out us. Remember the first movie."
81) Centurion you can't hide candy underneath your pillow."
Alvin:"It will be eaten."
Centurion:"You ate my gummy worms?DIE ALVIN!"
*chases Alvin with his staff*
Alvin:"AHHHHHHHH!"
82) The Chipettes love making song parodies of the Chipmunks songs.
Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes, what what. Come and get set with The Ettes."
Brittany:"Lemme hear you say."
Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes,what what. Come and get set with the Ettes."
Brittany:"Go! Go!"
Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes, what what. Come and get set with the Ettes."
Brittany:"Lemme hear you say."
Jeanette:"*rapping*Come and get set with The Chipettes,what what. Come and get set with the Ettes."
Brittany:"Go!Go!"
Eleanor:"With The Chipettes."
Chipmunks:*facepalm*
Simon:"Nice rapping Jeanette."
Jeanette:"Thanks Simon you're a great influence."
Simon:"*chuckles nervously*T-Thank you. Hey how did you twist your ankle?"
Jeanette:"Well...I'll tell you in the next chapter.
Theodore:"See ya later Fanfiction."
