I'm back and maybe for good. Now I am on HOLIDAYS! So now expect more content and longer chapters. Now I have 30 reviews and a 1k chapter shall be here! ONWARDS TO THE NEXT 1K COOKIE CHAPTER!

edit:computer broke down

expect the opposite

"Now once your Vanguard is promoted you can summon lower grade support units to the battle field,These are called the rearguards, I call the Flame of Hope Aermo, I now have two units on my field, and with them, I attack"

Aichi gasps

"Except that you can't attack on your first turn"

And this my friends, is the rare moment you see Kai being a troll. Hold on, KAI ISN'T TAKING SOMETHING TOO SERIOUSLY!? WHAT IS THIS LIFE!?

"The downside of going first, it's your turn" Kai said after thoroughly trolling Aichi

"Right" Aichi said

If I was Aichi I would've freaked out alot because KAI ACTUALLY TROLLED SOMEONE!

*skips somewhat boring battle scene with epic music*

Also, Kai never even explained the concept that he could redraw. Honestly, how mean.

"Picture it, the assault I'm about to begin" Kai said

PERFECT GUARD! PERFECT GUARD EVERYTHING! MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

*skips again*

"Over 16000!?" Aichi said

no, it's OVER 9000!

*skips again*

"Witness, TRUE VANGUARD!"

Kai is still so enthusiastic about everything in his emo way, it's weird.

Aichi laughs

That's just creepy, RUN AWAY! HIS PSYQUALIA FREAKY POWERS HAVE ACTIVATED BEFORE

"ARISE MY AVATAR!"

Stolen Avatar

"RIDE!"

Gallatin makes a weird sound

Gallatin is now ALSO constipated, and so he lets Blaster Blade take over while he goes sit on a toilet

"BLASTER BLADE!"

I'm surprised noone told him to quiet down yet, and why is the Card shop so empty? And where's Shin? Why is no one questioning the young boy who was shy one moment and screaming at the top of his lungs the next? WHEN WILL GOVERNMENT TELL US THE TRUTH!?

Blaster Aichi stands up

Sorry to tell you Aichi, You're still extremely short and that dragon is going to melt your face off.

ONE EPISODE DONE! Good grief that took SO LONG to do. Ah well. EPISODE TWO TIME!

blah blah what happened last time noone cares, bah get on with it already

Misaki is still reading book

I give up on you now...

Silence

Please speak,I'm bored

"Blaster Blade huh?" said Miwa in his Captain Obvious manner

"yeah what luck?With a card like that he actually stands a chance"

This time I agree with Morikawa *gasp!* but seriously

1/50 chance of drawing Blaster Blade as well as all the necessary cards for the successful perfect ness?

NO

I have played Vanguard a couple of times, I never get the 1/50 chance

EVER!

"I ACTIVATE BLASTER BLADE'S ABILITY!" Says the desperate Aichi

Why do people in this anime during fight SHOUT?! I mean in my other Vanguard story *shameless self promotion spoiler* "And this is When I die isn't it?" My character does not speak at all in fights, draw, put down, do stuff, attack ,gesture to opponent end turn.

Seriously, energy saver 101

(also you can be convicted of shouting in areas, you're disturbing the "peace" so right now they should be shouting in jail instead of a public cardshop at should be rush hour)

"Paying two from my damage zone I retire one of your rear guards"

Retire guys, retire, not die,retire

Kai removes a rear guard like a boss with a "I honestly don't give a s*** because I figured this out " face

"I remember you now, Aichi Sendou, you were the kid with scuff marks on your face"

Child, not kid. Kid is a young goat,also it sure took you long enough to remember a BLUE HAIRED boy who had barely changed at all

your memory should be checked out

I'M SORRY GUYS! MY LAPTOP BROKE DOWN AND NOW IT'S RUNNING LOW ON BATTERY AND THEN SOME SO I'M SORRY!

*cheshire grin* but you can stop that if you leave a cookie review in the review section

now

please?

But yeah, I'm sorry, please hold the hammer and fare well chubby cookies!