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A/N: Hello peoples! I've just realized that school starts next week and I have failed to complete my summer work, so I don't believe that I will update as quickly. I think I was on something when I applied for APUSH, I'm going to be with those nasty upperclassmen D:...I can recall people looking at me like I was a nut when I told them. Apparently, I'm not expected to sleep this year, boo. Oh yea, the story..Well, er..I've been trying to straighten out the plot what will happen later on, especially Regulus' role in this story. I believe that my fic is getting much more serious, though I have been trying to add some humorous points in the story albeit small. Wow, my author's note was long, I think I'll continue on at the end. Ooh and this song excerpt is what I consider the best song that t.A.T.u has ever made, even beating Malchik Gay, though I do like their 'Malchik Gay routine' that they had when they performed it. Haha...
Slavery is Ilegal
Chapter 10
I am Not Your First
Behind night windows
Scream and break
It doesn't count
It doesn't count
Faithful, unfaithful
Silence, grief,
I'm not your first love
I'm insignificant to you
-Ya Tvoya Ne Pervaya (I'm Not Your First) by t.A.T.u
I've been avoiding Lena recently. It's just so awkward being around her, I get these weird thoughts in my head... No, its not anything like that, its just. I don't know really, but I feel kind of stupid around her. I now understand why James is always so thick when it comes to Lily. But it doesn't make me feel any better considering the luck he's had with her.
Anyways, James told me that I should give Lena some space, she'll slowly notice 'what its like without me' and she'll start to realize what an important factor I am in her life. 'Fondness in absence' or some rubbish like that, is what James said.
He's a hypocrite when I think about it, he's never failed to ask Lily every bloody day.
I'm sure that she really would notice if he suddenly disappeared. I have a feeling that she'd rejoice in his absence actually.
But then again, if Lena fancies James, then maybe she likes obsessive love.
Not that I love her, or want to become obsessively in love with her. Because, I don't.
Really. I don't.
But this whole 'absence' thing is getting annoying, I keep looking at her, and I think I'm giving her the creeps, but she keeps looking towards me too. But that could just be because I'm with James.
What's so good about James anyways?
He's weird.
Look at his hair! I mean my hair has gotten much more perfect looking than normal.
God, I should just stop thinking about this.
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Detention has been so boring, not to mention annoying. I'm wasting time, missing lunch, and fending of Lana all at once.
It's been a whole week and a half, I don't know how much more of this I can take. Just think three more days.
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Two more days
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Hah! One more day..
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Everyday, McGonagall would get Lana and me from detention and then get Regulus and Lena, then she'd drag us into her office and talk about how much better we were doing, but that we'd better think long and hard before we do anything else that would 'compromise the school's reputation'. She obviously does not look in the Quidditch stands at night, the broom closet across from the library, or the library area of books devoted to the many different kinds of God knows what.
Those are the people that most resemble bunnies. Granted I was one of them at one point, but its almost been a whole month, and I haven't really done anything.
Other than break into the girl's dormitory. But that shouldn't count right?
--
Right, on our last day of detention, we couldn't find Regulus or Lena at all. Regulus I can understand ditching, but Lena?
That's when I heard a muffled voice, "Open...door..save!" was all I could hear.
McGonagall walked up to an unused closet and opened the door to reveal Regulus on top of Lena.
I could not believe my eyes, what the hell was he doing? He's he's- Bloody hell, it looks like he was trying to freaking rape her, his face was on her breasts and it looked like she was freaking out.
"Get off of her you fucking bastard," I said, I could feel myself trembling with hatred, that little bastard.
Lena opened her mouth to say something, but I hardly noticed, I grabbed that twit by the collar and slammed my fist as hard as I could into his chin. The impact sent him flying into the stone wall and I heard a loud satisfying crack.
"Black!" McGonagall shouted outraged, "DETENTION!"
Like that's going to make a difference, does she realize that all the detentions she's given us so far has only made everyone worse?
"Sirius! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?" Lena shouted at me.
"What does it look like I'm doing?" I asked with incredulity, is that what she's going to say when I just saved her?
Before anyone could say anything, she ran towards Regulus and started freaking out even more.
What the hell? I felt a sudden lurch in my stomach as if Lena had suddenly turned around and punched me in the gut.
Was she and Regulus..together?
I felt the insides of my chest ache as I watched her. I hardly heard what she, McGonagall and Lana were saying, and before I knew it they were off carrying Regulus probably to he Hospital Wing. I stood there, trying to make everything sink in, trying to comprehend all this, but I couldn't.
I'm not sure how long I was there, just standing, but I heard James come into the locker room. He sighed and sat on a bench beside me.
"Padfoot, what happened?" he asked. I turned and looked at him, I felt completely, numb, but I sat beside him and began to recount what had happened in a dull kind of voice.
"D-do..do you think, that they..?" I began to ask.
"No," he said sharply.
"Really? But-"
"She told me that she accidentally set a bludger loose, they went into the closet for shelter, left their wands outside, got locked in, and they accidentally knocked each other down when they heard you guys coming into the locker room," James said sounding slightly amused.
"Oh..."
"You overreacted, Pads," James said shaking his head.
"Its not my fault, it looked like he was...you know, and you know that he's just like the rest of my family!" I defended myself.
"That doesn't change the fact that you overreacted,"
"You're one to talk,"
"And what's that supposed to mean?"
"You're the person who started spazzing out, screaming that everyone around you was gay,"
"That shouldn't count, its not my fault, if you thought all your friends had suddenly turned gay, you'd freak out too!"
"Whatever mate," I muttered and walked away. I didn't feel like talking to anyone, I went directly to bed, which was weird considering that lunch had just ended and I had afternoon classes today.
I sat on my bed thinking about what I should do next.
No ideas came.
This is so stupid, I don't get how James can cope with being rejected about fifty billion times.
Why do I even fancy Lena? She's weird.
And fat.
Though she's looking a bit thinner than usual.
And she has big breasts.
She's cute.
And her weirdness is funny actually.
But she still weird.
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I just went around in a circle didn't I?
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Damn, she's given me and Lena another month of detention. She gave me detention for beating that punk arse, and she gave Lena detention for being indecent again.
I can't believe that she let my brother off.
Oh well, this means I get detention with Lena.
Which is a good thing, I hope.
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She's ignoring me.
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We're organizing Filch's cabinet again. There's an endless amount of files.
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"Sirius," James came to me after the end of the first week of detention with Lena.
"What?"
"We need to launch Infiltrate the Lesbian's Dormitory Two!" he declared.
"But, lunch just ended-"
"We're doing it during dinner,"
"But, I'm hungry.."
"No, its your fault we haven't done this earlier," James said disapprovingly.
Its not my fault I have detention; its not like I want to go to detention either.
"Come on Padfoot," James insisted, "We need to find out what we can about Lena!"
"What do you mean?"
"You've been grumbling again Padfoot, its getting bloody annoying, we have to fix this problem,"
"God, fine,"
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So there we were back in the girl's dormitory during dinner.
"OK, don't open any bottle of lubricant, please," James said and began looking through a girl's trunk.
"We still don't know which bed is which," I said skeptically.
"This one's Lena's" Remus said pointing to a bed.
"Really? How can you tell? It could be Lily's for all we know.."
"Does Lily's name start with a Y?" Remus asked sarcastically pointing to a trunk which had the initials Y.S.K. engraved onto it.
"But Lena's name starts with a L, if you didn't notice," James said rolling his eyes.
"Yes, her nickname does," I muttered remember her telling me her name was Yelen or something..
"And look at all these packages," Remus muttered as he rifled through her trunk.
"What's this?" I asked picking up a half empty package of what looked like chewing cylindrical shapes. Remus looked at it and I saw his eyes widen.
"What is it?"
"Its-" he muttered seeming to be thinking long and hard, "Its fags-"
"Fags? I thought we've on from this homosexuality thing," James said shaking his head as if it was us and not him who wouldn't let go of the lesbian rumor.
"No, you prat, its cigarettes," Remus said rolling his eyes, "Like a pipe, except, smaller and er, more compact-"
"This can't be Lena's" I said scoffing, "this must be someone else's trunk, Lena does not smoke,"
"Really? How do you know?" Peter asked.
"Er... she just doesn't, does she look like the type-" Bugger, this is like deja vu.
"What's that?" James asked pointing to another package.
"It looks like..a box of tinter.." Remus said looking confused at the strange assortment of items.
"Whoa, look at these clothes," James said seeming to have moved on from the whole fag thing and was looking through her drawers.
Holy crap.
"What the hell? Lena wouldn't wear that skirt, its much too short-" I added, "I don't think this is her bed, that's muggle clothing, and if you didn't know, she's a pureblood, she wouldn't have that much muggle clothing,"
I sat on the bed and sighed, we really were getting nowhere. I know that Lena wouldn't smoke, or wear skimpy clothes, that's Lana, and I do not want to get those two mixed up.
I lied down on the bed and felt a hard box under the pillow. I pulled it out and opened it and saw several letters and photographs. I grabbed a letter and looked at it:
Дорогая Лина,
я надеюсь, что Вы преуспеваете в вашей школе. Я однако, имейте большие новости! Помните, когда мы решили симулировать быть muggles и испытанный для этого t. Проект A.T.y? Хорошо, мы сделали сокращение, и я надеялся, что Вы сделаете перерыв в работе ваша школа, таким образом мы можем уйти и начать работать с Иваном. Я знаю, это кажется быстрым, но Вы и я всегда хотели сделать кое-что как это начиная с Непоседы! О, не говорите вашей матери, все мы знаем, как она...
См. Вас в Москве!
-любят Джулию
"Remus, James, Peter look at this!" I called the others. "It's gibberish!"
"That's not gibberish, you are so thick sometimes Padfoot...its obviously code!" James said knowledgeably as he took the letter from my hand, "Lets see backwards R, capital H, lowercase a, that must have some kind of significance. What is that weird symbol?"
Remus snatched the letter and looked at it, "You're both idiots, this isn't gibberish or code, it's Russian!"
"Don't be silly Remus, look at the weird symbols, that isn't any language, it's gibberish!" I tried to explain to him, but no, Remus is not the kind of person who would listen to the voice of reason.
"I can't read it at all, but look right there, it says muggles," he muttered.
I looked at the other papers and pulled out one that was in English.
Lena,
Yes Ive laernd English, but I no good yet. But we thought it fun to right you in English. I glad to hear you come on weekend. We miss you for long time when you left with your mama. Your papa miss you too, even though he no say. He wish that you be happy with new papa and brother. Yulya don't know English yet, but she want learn, maybe we go to England next year?
Love Yulya и Ivan
Who the hell is Yulya? And Ivan??
"Gibberish!" James declared, "What does laernd mean?"
"You twit, its not gibberish, just bad English," Remus muttered, "Let me see the box,"
New papa? Does that mean a stepfather? Why didn't she ever tell me that?
"Photographs," Remus said looking at them interestedly.
"Wow, she looks so cute when she was a baby," James said waving a photograph of Lena when she was a toddler.
Her hair was terrible, but she was smiling happily at the camera, and there was something off about it...
"Wait, why isn't she moving?"
"Its a muggle photograph, all of them are muggle photographs," Remus said looking at a photograph with several children, all in pajamas, all smiling, and all stationary.
"What's this-" James said looking at a photograph. His eyes widened and he hastily shoved it back into the box.
"What is it?" I asked trying to grab it.
"Its nothing," James muttered, but I got my wand and muttered, "Accio photograph!"
It was a picture of Lena and an older man who looked like he was in his early thirties. I would've thought nothing of it, if he hadn't been holding her tightly around the waist. She looked like she was about fourteen in this photograph.
"Its, probably nothing," I muttered waving it off, it could be her brother or something, maybe even her father, he was old enough.
But there were more photographs, in all of them she was with the man and she was smiling a smile that I've never seen before. More pictures showed her with a beautiful blond haired girl. In the back it read: Me, Yulya, and Ivan
Bloody hell, she did have someone back in Russia.
Then James said looking at a photograph of Lena and Yulya smoking, they looked like they were about twelve, "I told you that its the innocent ones that are actually bad,"
I know he couldn't help himself, but I really did not need to hear that at the moment, and I just punched him right in the jaw causing him to fall off the bed.
"What's your bloody problem?" he snapped standing up, "its not my fault that she has a pedophile boyfriend back in Russia,"
"You don't know that for sure," I muttered, but I had a sinking feeling that he was right.
"Why are you being so thick Padfoot, do you know how boring and annoying you got when you started fancying Lena?" James snapped, "It was alright at first, but you need to move on!"
"I need to move on? You're still stalking Lily and I need to move on?"
"Lily...is different!" James said.
"You know what? I hate your hypocritical arse," I snapped angrily.
What is his problem, he's the one with issues, not me.
"Calm down," Remus said warningly to us.
"Calm down? Why should I calm down?" James snapped, "You've been so pissy all year, I've just been trying to help you-"
"Help me? I don't need help from someone who can't even get the girl he fancies him to snog him even once!" I said without thinking.
"Its not my fault that Lena is enough of a slag to snog you even though she doesn't even fancy you!" he shouted.
"Don't you call her a slag you twit!" I snapped.
"Sirius, James, shut up!" Remus yelled over us.
"Lena hates you, she told me that she bloody hates you, you should just move on!"
"You were so keen to get us together a couple of minutes ago!"
"I had some form of hope, but I just realized that you are too much of a prat to ever get her, do you know what people have been saying ever since you started moaning about Lena all the time?"
"What they are saying about me? What about you, the whole school knows that your obsessed with Lily, and they all know that she is never going to go out with you!"
Before I even finished my sentence James had flung himself on me and started punching me, I kicked him hard in the gut and elbowed him. We kept fighting and ignoring Remus' and Peter's protests for us to stop. I was so mad at everyone and everything. I just wanted to beat James, not the James that was my friend but the James that Lena fancies.
Several minutes and rather painful punches later, I found myself rolling down the stairs trying to beat James' skull open, which didn't work really well because I hit my own head every other step.
The people in the common room started yelling when they saw us, I don't know what they were saying and frankly I didn't really care.
"Stop it Sirius!" I heard someone say and hands began trying to pull us apart. I elbowed the person in the gut and continued pounding James. I heard a shriek,"You twit!" and several arms dragged me off of James who was still trying to kick me.
I looked up at him and saw with satisfaction that I had busted his lip open and he had several bruises forming on his forehead, but that could be from the stairs..
"Are you alright James?" I heard Lena ask, completely ignoring me. I can't believe this, this is like the locker rooms all over again. I can't believe that she fancies James, what's so good about that prat anyways?
"Sirius, do you have an obsession with fighting or something?" Lena asked turning to me. She looked at me and I noticed that her eyes had turned green. She looked like she was about to say something to me, but stopped and turned away.
"Wake up James," she muttered to him. He opened his eyes and looked completely disorientated and shouted, "Lily!"
"What?" Lena asked looking around, Lily wasn't there. Before anyone can figure out what James was doing, he grabbed Lena and kissed her full on the lips.
A/N: Ooer, poor Sirius D: Oh and the reason why I made Lena's eyes change color, is because I really think it does, sometimes it's blue, sometimes it's gray, sometimes it's green. I was trying to figure out if it was just my imagination, but decided that it would be easier to just have the eyes change color. I'm not sure if that is a common thing, I've seen several people who's eyes change color when they are mad and such.
Gasp, you finally find out some things about Lena that aren't so cool. There's more to come...
What was I going to add? Oh yes, the Russian. Well, I'm not Russian, I just lurve t.A.T.u and they are Russian. So I just used a Russian translator, and believe me it does not work well; I put the letter through the translator five consecutive times and could not understand what it was talking about after I finished. And Operation Infiltrate the Lesbian's Dorm Two wasn't all that fun, but don't worry, there's going to be a three :D...
If you'd read all of the above, I congratulate you. And I would really love your feedback. I'm not sure on the pace of this fanfic, I randomly wrote the first chapter and here I am. I've got the ending, but not the middle and if you think its too slow, just say the word and I'll quicken it a bit, because, well because, I'm getting frustrated by myself for taking so long. And if you don't what I'm doing with my story, or my grammar, or whatever, I really don't mind flames as long as its constructive, if its "I don't like tattoo, they are lesbians" then it isn't constructive. Thankfully I haven't gotten anything like that, but I've been around youtube and talked to enough people to know that a large amount of people think that way.
Wow, that was long, just for a request of a review. Well, I really do appreciate reviews you know...its just a bit of typing :D
-StLibee