Chapter 10: DK's Treetop Temple
Mario: Hi!
Yoshi: Hi…
MC Ballyhoo: Hungry Piranha Plants! Deep-rooted secrets! Paths that branch off into danger! You'll tangle with that and more in DK's Treetop Temple! Just get two stars and you win!
Big Top: Now hit the dice!
Yoshi: This IS Mario Party…
Mario got a five and Yoshi got an eight.
Mario: LOL!!!
Yoshi: …
The Star was right in front of them, but they had to go to the spaces to the left of it.
Mario: Dang…
Big Top: Since this is the eighth Mario Party, I believe you know how many coins it takes to get a star.
Mario: One?
Big Top: No.
Mario: Two?
Big Top: No.
Mario: Three?
Big Top: It takes twenty.
Mario: Four?
Big Top: So, hit the die and go on…
Mario: Five?
Yoshi hits his die and… yeah, dice in singular is die. So anyway, Yoshi gets a nine and goes along. He climbs a ladder and lands on a versus space.
MC Ballyhoo: Time for a minigame!
Mario: All ready? I haven't even gone!
MC Ballyhoo: Yoshi hit a versus space.
Mario: Oh… okay…?
They all got teleported to a factory. Mario was in a strange machine, and Yoshi was at another. They were in this hover craft that had this small plate thing on top. They had to tilt it so a green ball would go into the green barrel and a purple ball went into the purple barrel.
The balls started going slow and it was easy. They then started getting faster and Yoshi screwed up. Mario easily won and they teleported back to the jungle place.
MC Ballyhoo: Now, Mario, I want you to throw this dart at the board to see if Yoshi has to give you one, five, or ten coins!
Mario: Okay!
Yoshi: Oh no…
The board spun around and around and Mario threw the dart… it landed on ten coins. Yoshi sighed and cried in his mind as he gave all of his coins away. Mario now had twenty coins.
Mario: Yay!
Mario then hit the die and got six. He moved to a DK space.
Donkey Kong: Ooh eeh ooh ah ah! Ting tang wallah wallah bean bang!
Donkey Kong grabbed Mario and threw him into the star space face first.
Mario: Ouch…
Mario got up and paid the twenty coins for the star.
Yoshi: How could this happen to me…?
MC Ballyhoo: Dang, you suck, Yoshi! Throw this dart at the board!
Yoshi threw the dart and landed on a red part that had a red candy. He then got a candy that allows him to hit three dice.
Yoshi: Oh, thank you so much!
MC Ballyhoo: No problem!
Yoshi hit the die, got a number, and got to a versus space.
MC Ballyhoo: Minigame time!!!
They all got teleported to a village of goombas… Mario and Yoshi were separately apart. They knew what they had to do and ran forward. They began sawing wood in half. Mario finished first and jumped on. Mario started smashing nails into a wooden table. Yoshi did the same. Mario and Yoshi got to separate boards, blue paint buckets, and a paint brushes. Yoshi just painted while Mario threw the paint onto the board. He stuck his brush into paint that was on the ground and painted the rest of it. Mario had won!
MC Ballyhoo: Throw the dart again Mario…
Mario threw the dart and it landed on five coins. Yoshi didn't have any though so MC Ballyhoo gave him five coins. Mario hit a die and got on a blue space. Yoshi got on a red space. Mario got on a blue space. Yoshi got on a red space. Mario got on a blue space. Continue this until Mario got to the star with 20 coins and…
Mario: YAY!!! I AM SO VERY GAY!!!
Wario: … I so hope you mean the original definition.
MC Ballyhoo: Next, you shall be going to Goomba's Booty Boardwalk! Facing Waluigi for a long walk for treasure!
Wario: That is so me!
Mario: BUT I WANNA GO!!!
Wario: You can go next…
Mario: Okay.
Wario and Waluigi got teleported to Goomba's Booty Boardwalk.
Waluigi: I AM AFRAID OF TELEPORTATION!!!
Wario: Shut up! We're going if you like it or not!
Piantas: Welcome to…!
MC Ballyhoo: Save it for the next chapter!
Piantas: Oh MAN! You are no fun!
MC Ballyhoo: Join us next time on Mario Party Eight!