Chapter Ten: Facebook Madness! Spoiler Madness?!

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it.

Author's Note: The Kisame thing is the last thing I ever wrote for this, and I just added the spoiler thing, so it might not be up to the usual standard of whatever. Either way, barring any awesome suggestions, this will probably be the last thing I post on this story. Thanks for all your reviews and stuff. They make my life better. Oh, and seriously. This chapter has multiple spoilers, so if you don't want those, don't read it.

Kisame RawrImaShark iz lik tryna gt a new car.. Nybody gt 1 4 $$?

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Sasori Akasuna: You can drive..?

Itachi Uchiha: He means a toy car.

Kushina Uzumaki: Like, bro! I've got a bunch of Minato's old toy cars! He collects them! Five fuckin' bucks?!

Fugaku Uchiha: I have some of Sasuke's? No one cares about his things. By the way Itachi, get rid of the tomatoes.

Kisame RawrImaShark: Hellz yeah.. Whn can I pck thm up?

Sasuke Uchiha: Touch my tomatoes, and die.

Minato Namikaze: Same goes for my cars. I need those. For.. Collecting..

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Uh.. Dad..

Minato Namikaze: Yes, son?

Kushina Uzumaki: NARUTO! WHY WOULD YOU TRY AND LIKE, PUT MINATO'S CARS IN RAMEN?!

Sasuke Uchiha: Tch, how stupid.

Itachi Uchiha: Father, the tomatoes have been disposed of.

Sasuke Uchiha: Itachi, where are all my tomatoes?

Minato Namikaze: I'm going to kill Naruto.

Kisame RawrImaShark: Guess ill ask Hidan

Hidan JashinIsEternal: FUCK YOU SHARKY! YOU PISSED ON MY RITUAL SPOT!

Sasori Akasuna: Lol.

Itachi Uchiha Is In A Relationship With The Uchiha Pride.

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Fugaku Uchiha: You know what they say, if you can't love yourself.

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Itachi's weird. Sasuke, isn't he weird?

Sasuke Uchiha: No. It's not my fault you have no pride to love.

Kushina Uzumaki: You take that back you little chicken ass thing!

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Mom.. I thought you two were dating..?

Itachi Uchiha: These are one shots, Naruto. Stop breaking the fourth wall.

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Fourth..? Itachi..? Oh, uh! So, like, yeah! I'm Naruto! Stupid thing, idiotic comment, way of saying tata for now and such.

Itachi Uchiha: Moving on. Uzumaki's are sort of pathetic.

Kushina Uzumaki: Oh and the fuckin' I'm gonna murder my clan for the good of the World Uchiha's are just so, cool!

Itachi Uchiha: At least my son didn't marry a Hyuga of all things.

Kushina Uzumaki: Wait, what?

Sasuke Uchiha: Itachi. You will not speak of anything relating to marriage, children, or pink hair, or you will pay, dearly.

Sasori Akasuna: Uh, spoiler alert. Heh.

Kiba Inuzuka: Sasori gets slaughtered by pink hair! Boo-Yah! Inuzuka for the win! Get some! Get some!

Sasori Akasuna: I suppose a dog puppet could be nice.

Kiba Inuzuka: Huh? Dude, I just got Akamaru back you dick! Wait, where did that come from?!

Hana Inuzuka: So, it appears my brother and Sasori have mutually exploded, apparently spoilers are a no go.

Kushina Uzumaki: Nah, bitch. I'm still cool. I'm so fuckin' cool. Wait, why am I so fuckin' cold?! HANA! CALL THE UCHIHA POLICE DEPARTMENT. OHWAIT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Deidara Is A Bang: Guess what she went out with, yeah?

Deidara Is A Bang: No one..?

Deidara Is A Bang: C'mon, un!

Shino Aburame: A bang.

Deidara Is A Bang: Oh, fuck you cyclops, yeah! No one pays any attention to you, un!

Kisame RawrImaShark: dei n hez sml tits are bouta exploid boi sharky in the hizzle getting kild by youth sizzle

Kisame RawrImaShark: oh sht tachi im comin

Pein Is A God: Dear God, where did I go wrong with my criminals...?

Konan PaperAngel: Nagato, you believe in God...?

Pein Is A God: N-No.. Of course not! I mean Dear Pein! AHHHHH! Fuck it. Ya know what. Time to go with them. Naruto defeated me. Woops, Spoiler. BYE WORLD. FUCK YOU ALL. ETERNAL PE-

Konan PaperAngel: I'll follow you into the dark! Um.. Let's see.. I would've owned Tobi if he wasn't super cheap.. Yay, later guys!

Obito Uchiha: That is such bullshit! What's happening..? Oh, great. Apparently my name is a spoiler.

Author's Note: This is the one thing I had written for this chapter, plus something I randomly wrote up. I'm still willing to write more if anyone has any idea's, though.