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Glad your all liking Rachel's inner monologue, There's plenty of it in this chapter.
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she's crazy!
Why do i keep thinking she's gonna murder me in my sleep?...That's if Quinn's sexy lip bite doesn't get to me First...
If that happens, dumbass Finn will be there to comfort Quinn at my funeral while she's vulnerable...I swear I'll kick his ass...oh damn can dead people kick ass? Hmm I think I'll haunt him! That would be so much fun, I'll give him nightmares all the time!
Hmm Dead people are invisible right? So if the psycho kills me at least I'll be able to sneak in Quinn's house and see her naked! Score!
Why am I such a perv? Thankfully no-one else can hear me! Plus i really would like to see Quinn naked...
Stop Berry! Your Blushing in public and that is so not Badass!
Imagine if that bold guy over there could read my mind...hey ugly bold guy, have you ever heard of proactiv? Haha oh crap why is he looking at me like that?
Does he know? Yes? Did he just nod?
Omg Run Berry Run!
Rachel had been following Ashley around all day after school to get some dirt on her. (Hopefully something that could be used for blackmail) She had ended up following her to the mall where the other girl had quickly disappeared. The chocolate eyed brunette had then given up and resorted to enjoying some ice cream in the food court.
She let her mind drift to inappropriate places before her paranoia got the best of her and ended up fleeing when the bald man she had been staring at for 15 minutes glared at her.
Things were not looking good for the Brunette. Quinn was scared, Ashley was still delusional and now she couldn't find the other brunette anywhere. Millions of thoughts ran through Rachel's mind as she headed towards a panic attack.
Oh no! What if she found out where I live?
What if she's at Quinn's house, kidnapping here right this second?
What If she disguised herself as that bald man because she figured out my plan?
Rachel looked behind her for the hundredth time that evening as she raced towards her car in the parking lot and grabbed her phone to send a quick message to the blond beauty.
Her fingers were typing the first letters of the text when her phone started ringing.
It was Ashley.
Rachel quickly rejected her call and started jogging to her vehicle. Approximately 10 seconds later her phone vibrated, notifying her of a new message.
Hey baby, I saw you checkin out my ass while I was at da mall buyin some Hawt lingerie 4 U 2nite. If u wana hang out wid me jus ask k? I 4give u 4 huggin that blond bitch 2day. Cnt wait 4 Later Hun, I got a special surprise 4 ya ;)
Sent 4.21pm
The Brunette's heart was beating so fast, her whole body felt like it was shaking.
Shit! She saw me?
You are a pathetic stalker berry! Has being in a forced relationship with your psychotic and delusional "girlfriend" taught you nothing?
She quickly fumbled with her car keys, checked the back seat to see if Ashley was hiding there, before finally getting in and locking all the doors.
I haven't seen Ashley in at least an hour...what if she went after Quinn?
Previous unnerving thoughts manipulated the brunettes mind as she raced to the blond's house. She needed to make sure Quinn was okay, she wouldn't put it past Ashley to do something crazy, the girl had all sorts of dead brain cells clogging up her conscience.
Rachel quickly parked in the empty driveway and literally ran to the blond's door, knocking as hard as she could. She tried swallowing the lump In her throat that wouldn't disappear and almost had a heart attack when the blond didn't answer her phone.
She hastily turned around to break in through the back door when the front suddenly opened to reveal a sleepy looking Quinn.
"Rachel?"
Oh Wow! her bed hair looks so sexy!
Shut up! do you ever stop mentally violating the girl?
"Quinn! Oh my god why didn't you answer your phone!" almost instantly the brunette silenced the blonds answer by putting her finger over her mouth and slowly walking in, shielding the blond by pulling her to stand behind her.
"Stay here and don't move" Rachel whispered to a wide eyed Quinn who nodded frantically.
Pretend your a badass ninja!
The brunette quickly scanned the house, ducking and crawling all over the place, as if someone was going to jump out and attack her at any moment.
The blond let out a loud laugh and Rachel almost instantly appeared at her side and covered her mouth.
"Shhhh Quinn, it's not funny!" The brunette accused in a rushed quiet breath. Her eye brows furrowed as Quinn giggled even harder.
"Rachel what on earth are you doing?"
PROTECTING YOU FROM A MENTALLY CHALLENGED PSYCHO?
"Huh? Oh... Umm N-Nothing?"
Quinn raised an eyebrow Instantly calling Rachel out on her bluff.
Please Bite your lip!
If I say sex, will you blush again?
The brunette sighed and diverted her eyes "I was just checking to see if you were okay"
Eye brow still up and accusing the blond retorted "Why wouldn't I be okay? I trust you to not let anything happen to me so I'm not scared anymore"
I can be your hero baby, I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever- Oh Hell no! Did you seriously just sing a cheesy Enrique Iglasious song?
Oh god she's doing the sexy lip bite!
Kiss meeee!
Rachel instantly beamed and straightened her posture. "I am your new bodyguard and from now on, it is my duty to make sure your safe. If you would excuse me, I have a date..." she cringed at the last word.
Have you seen the body guard Quinn? The girl falls in love with the hero!
You and me are meant to be!
Crap when did I become so pathetic?
The blond stiffened but forced a smile "Goodluck Rach" she said sweetly as she walked the other girl to the door.
"Call me if you need anything"
Or if you wanna make out!
"I will, your already on my cellphone's speed dial" the blond shyly whispered and diverted her eyes.
The size of the smirk currently on Rachel's face would cause some seriously wrinkles if she didn't stop smiling soon.
Don't say anything because it will most likely be embarrassing and stupid!
Silently admitting, her inner voice was right, the brunette leaned forward and gave the blond a lingering kiss on her cheek.
Quinn shyly returned her smile while the spot Rachels lips previously kissed turned in a light blush.
"This will all be over soon and I'll make it up to you"
"I look forward to it Rach"
The brunette flirtatiously winked and walked to her car while waving one last time as she drove away from the Fabray house.
Damn she looked so adorable!
Shut up and focus Berry! We have a creeper to find!
In an hour she would have to meet Ashley for their so called "date" and the brunette was terrified. Not that she was scared of Ashley because she would take her out with a single punch. The problem was that she didn't hit girls and had to resolve this without violence.
Just hit her! She's not a girl, she's insane! Crazy doesn't have a gender!
Rachel shook her head. She's wasn't going to hurt her physically, No, she had to do something much worse. Her manipulative scheme was slowly falling into place.
35 minutes before she was due to pick Ashley up, her phone buzzed twice. Internally groaning, she made her way to her desk.
The first was from Quinn.
Goodluck Rach, please don't hit her okay? I don't want you going to jail...again.
Sent 7.49pm
The brunette smiled before shooting off a quick flirty reply.
She stomped her foot like a toddler when she noticed the second one was from Ashley.
Hey Baby, I cnt make it to dinner 2nite :( daddy found da bag of lingerie and grounded me till Wednesday. U can take me out then. Sowwie babe, I know u realli wanted to C me. xoxoxo
Sent 8:03pm
The only way I would ever want to see you is dead...at your funeral while I'm kissing Quinn!
Ouch thats harsh Berry!
The brunette internally done a happy dance and started working on her new plan when her phone buzzed again.
Baby, I think dat i mite be able 2 sneak out!
Sent 8:08pm
The brunette panicked and cringed at the same time.
No ash, I don't want you getting in more trouble so I'll just take you out next week.
Sent 8:15pm
Don't want you getting in trouble? HA! I want you locked up in a rotting cell all the way in Africa!
Not even a minute later her phone sounded again and she rolled her eyes.
Aww baby, I luv how caring u are. C U at skool den. I'll make it up 2 ya nxt wile we put da nauty lingerie 2 Gud use ;)
Love you xoxooxo
Sent 8:16pm
If you really wanna make it up to me then how about you go kill yourself?
The rest of the night flew by as Rachel worked on planning her mission. She didn't even notice how late it was until her phone rang. She immediately snapped out of her "Abort Ashley" induced haze as she recognized Quinn's song and smiled.
"Hello?"
"Hey Rach how's the disaster date going?"
The brunette smirked, "Great, she just gave me a lap dance"
The line went dead silent as she heard the other girl swallow thickly.
The brunette uncontrollably started giggling and managed to pant out that she was joking.
"That's not funny Rach! You really scared me!"
"Why were you scared?" the brunettes laughter immediately seized as her tone grew serious.
"Because you deserve someone better than her" the blondes tone was truthful and sad.
The only person I want is you...
"Just like you did with Finn. I don't think there is anyone out there good enough for you though. Your kind of perfect Ms Fabray"
"That's not true...the person I have in mind is kinda perfect too"
The brunettes heart skipped a beat.
Is she talking about me?
Stop breathing like a baboon and calm down!
"Oh really? Anyone I know?" she asked casually
The blond laughed "Yes actually, you know them very well"
It's not that fish lipped Justin Bieber wannabe is it?
No dumbass i think she's talking about YOU!
Me? REALLY?
"Well...In that case, you have to introduce us" the brunette flirted.
"Hmm I'll think about it if you tell me how it went with Ashley"
The brunette frowned "Sorry, I forgot about her, thankfully she got grounded and couldn't make it"
"Grounded? You didn't have anything to do with it did you?" Quinn asked in a curious yet amused tone.
Rachel laughed "I'm offended that you would accuse me of such things Quinny!" she heard the blond girl laugh and quickly added "Honestly, I didn't do anything. Her dad found...lingerie in her shopping bags and got mad"
The blonds laughter stopped abruptly "Lingerie? Was she planning on seducing you or something?"
Yes she wanted to sex me up!
Should I say that? I want her to blush again!
Rachel grinned at the obvious jealousy in the girls tone "Who knows? She's kinda insane so I wouldn't put it past her"
The blond chuckled and seemed to relax into the conversation again. They didn't realize how late it had been until Quinn yawned. The brunette looked at her digital watch on the nightstand and was shocked when the clock revealed they were already in the early hours of the morning.
"Wow I didn't notice it was late, time always seems to fly when I'm with you"
The blond shyly agreed "I know what you mean, it's like it doesn't even exist"
"Exactly!" the brunette quickly added with a smirk.
They both stayed silent, neither wanting to end the conversation yet.
No Don't go yet! Quick Berry think of a plan!
"Wanna make a bet that you'll fall asleep before me?" the brunette asked hopeful..
"Sure, but you know I'm gonna win right?" Quinn eagerly agreed.
How about you come over right now and we can see who can last longer while kissing?
"Bring it Fabray" Rachel teasingly challenged.
They talked...okay flirted for another hour before Quinn surrendered to sleep first. The brunette adoringly smiled as she listened to the blond's even breathing.
Hmm what should I make her do for losing the bet?
She closed her eyes and positioned the phone more comfortably on her ear before dozing slowly off... imagining the blond sleeping next to her.
Muahahaha Rachel's got an evil plan!
Isn't she cute when shes Paranoid?