The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 10: Believe in Craziness
The fans started to count down to the next entrant as entrants in ring two were getting up from that dive made by Tourette's Guy.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #41: Roman Reigns
With The Shield theme playing through the speakers, the next entrant did not enter from the crowd, but he entered through the stage. With his riot gear on, Roman Reigns got a decent ovation from the crowd (it was a mixture of cheers and boos, but mostly cheers).
"Here is a favorite to win this rumble," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant forty-one is 2015 Royal Rumble winner, Roman Reigns, in 2014, he eliminated twelve men to break the most eliminations record, but how many people will he eliminate in this rumble," JBL said.
Roman ran down to ringside and sees Vincent Valentine in ring two with his head and upper part of his body hanging from the middle rope. Roman runs in and nails him with a running dropkick right into the side of the head.
"Roman just took out Vincent with his famous running dropkick," Jerry Lawler said.
Roman quickly entered ring two and nails Hernandez with another running dropkick, this time to the back of the head. The impact was enough for Hernandez to stumble over the top rope and his feet to hit the floor, ending his run in the rumble.
"Running dropkick by Roman Reigns again, and this time it cost Hernandez big time," Jerry Lawler said.
"Your right, Hernandez is out of the rumble," JBL said.
21st eliminated: Hernandez, by Roman Reigns, Duration-10:13
As Hernandez left the ringside area, Roman nails Tourette's Guy with a brutal spear, knocking him down.
"And Tourette's Guy gets knocked down with a spear," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Roman nails Naruto with a brutal spear, knocking him down as well this time to a bunch of boos from the crowd.
"And Reigns just speared Naruto out of his shoes," JBL said.
Roman gets up and nails Morrigan with a Superman Punch, nearly knocking Morrigan's jaw into the third row.
"Superman Punch and Morrigan is nearly knocked out," Michael Cole said.
Then, Finn Balor try to clothesline Roman, but Roman lifts up Finn and gets him with a Samoan drop.
"Samoan drop by Roman Reigns and Finn Balor is down," Jerry Lawler said.
Roman walks into ring one and Tyler Breeze gets him with punches to the face.
"Tyler is taking out Roman with those punches," Michael Cole said.
Then Tyler whips Roman off the ropes and when Roman bounces off the ropes, Tyler tries for a clothesline but Romans ducks it.
"Roman ducks the clothesline," JBL said.
And when Roman bounces off the ropes again, he gets Tyler Breeze with a brutal spear that brought cheers from the crowd.
"Down goes Tyler Breeze at the hands of Roman Reigns," Michael Cole said.
Then, Roman picks up Tyler and tosses him over the top rope, but Tyler Breeze hang on to the middle rope for safety and stood on the apron.
"Tyler Breeze avoids the elimination," JBL said.
But then, Roman Reigns nails Tyler Breeze with a Superman Punch and the impact knocks Tyler off the apron and onto the floor, ending his run to deafening cheers from the fans.
"But he couldn't avoid that punch and Tyler Breeze is eliminated from the match," Jerry Lawler said.
22nd eliminated: Tyler Breeze, by Roman Reigns, Duration-12:49
As Tyler kicked the barricade in anger for being eliminated, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant was coming out.
"Our next entrant is coming out, who will it be," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #42: Rangiku Matsumoto (Bleach)
Out of the stage was this beautiful woman with medium length orange hair, big breasts, and decked out in a black komono, Rangiku got a good response from the crowd (mostly from the guys).
"This rumble just got better and hotter," Jerry Lawler said with excitement.
"Entrant forty-two is the lieutenant of squad ten, Rangiku Matsumoto, from the anime, Bleach," JBL said.
Then, as Rangiku ran to the ringside area, Tyler Breeze try for a clothesline but Rangiku dodges it and lifts Tyler up, sending him down onto the steel ramp with a back body drop.
"Back body drop by Rangiku and Tyler hits the ramp hard," Michael Cole said.
Then, Rangiku enters the ring and takes down Pacifica with a chop to the chest.
"Rangiku with a chop to Pacifica," JBL said.
Roman then tries to take down Rangiku with a clothesline, but she dodges it and when Roman turns around, Rangiku sprays Roman in the face with a mouthful of Sake that she drink pre-show.
"Oh, Roman got blinded by Rangiku Matsumoto," Jerry Lawler said.
Roman try to punch Rangiku in the face, but his vision was so effected that he missed it completely.
"That spray definitely effected Roman's fighting skill," Michael Cole said.
Then, Roman try to nail Rangiku with a Superman Punch, he did get it, but Rangiku ducked and Al Bundy got nailed with that punch.
"Roman tries to get Rangiku with the Superman Punch, but instead gets Al with it," JBL said.
In ring two, Ally Dawson and Naruto Uzumaki were trading punches in the middle of the ring.
"Ally and Naruto are just unleashing fist shots," Jerry Lawler said.
After five seconds, AJ Styles came up and gives Ally and Naruto a double noggin knocker.
"Talk about of meeting of the minds from Ally and Naruto," Michael Cole said.
Then, he runs up and nails a double Pele kick to Ally and Naruto that brought cheers from the crowd.
"Double Pele kick from AJ Styles," JBL said.
In ring one, Kyo kicks Roman in the gut and Kyo backed into the bottom right corner while Sunset Shimmer was in the top left corner.
"Kick to the gut by Kyo, and it looks like he and Sunset are looking for a double team move," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Kyo and Sunset ran out of the corners and get Roman with The Fall of Man, made famous by The Ascension.
"Fall of Man, and Roman is getting pulverized after that Sake spray," JBL said.
Then, Rangiku comes in and picks up Roman Reigns, she then hooks his arm around her neck and she try for a suplex, but he was too heavy to lift him up.
"Rangiku is trying for a suplex, but it is not working," Michael Cole said.
Then, Al Bundy comes in and helps Rangiku with this situation, he hooks Roman's other arm around his neck, and they get Roman Reigns with a double suplex.
"Double suplex by Al and Rangiku, they bring down Roman Reigns easily," Jerry Lawler said.
After that suplex, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant was going to be coming out at any moment.
"Here comes entrant forty-three, who is it going to be," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #43: Eric Young
Out of the stage was a former IMPACT Heavyweight Champion known as Eric Young. With his famous beard and wearing dark green wrestling trunks, he was greeted by numerous boos from the crowd, and to piss off the crowd even more, Eric had Chris Melendez's prosthetic leg in his hand, even some soldiers in attendance were being held back by security just to avoid them attacking Eric Young.
"Great, it has to be this vile man," Jerry Lawler said.
"Representing now Global Force Wrestling is Eric Young, and he has that leg with him, that is a new low for him," JBL said.
Eric runs down the ramp and enters the ring, he then hits Captain America in the ribs with that prosthetic leg.
"Here we go, Captain America gets hit with that leg," Michael Cole said.
Then he hits Rangiku, Al, Roman, Sunset, Kyo, Pacifica, Honky Tonk Man, and New Jack with that fake leg.
"Eric Young takes down everyone in ring one with that leg," Jerry Lawler said.
Then Eric enters ring two, and he nails AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Morrigan, Tommy Dreamer, Vincent Valentine, Jeremy Buck, Tourette's Guy, Naruto, Ally Dawson, El Tortio, and Angélico with that fake leg as well.
"And ring two looks like a hurricane went through it thanks to Eric," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Eric Young lifts AJ Styles up and tries to choke him out with that prosthetic leg which brought boos from the fans.
"Eric Young is looking to try to choke out AJ Styles, so he get him out with an easy elimination," Michael Cole said.
After about eight seconds, Eric lets go of AJ Styles to see him completely out from that move.
"AJ looks completely out of it, he could be eliminated from the match," JBL said.
As Eric looked pumped after that choke, Roman Reigns got up in ring one. Roman then runs and bounces off the ropes, he launches from ring one and gets Eric Young with an amazing dive into ring two that gave the fans a huge pop, even knocking that prosthetic leg out of Eric Young's hand.
"Roman Reigns just takes down Eric Young with that dive from ring to ring," JBL said.
As Roman toss Eric Young back into ring one, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means that next entrant would be out pretty soon.
"Entrant forty-four is on his way," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #44: Psymon Stark (SSX series)
Out of the stage was the crazy guy from the most popular snowboarding video game series, SSX. With his spiky brown hair, green coat, dark red camo pants, and black boots, Psymon got a lukewarm response from the crowd.
"Great, now we are going from crazy to insane," Michael Cole said.
"Entrant forty-four is Psymon Stark from the SSX series," JBL said.
Psymon ran down the ramp and enters the ring, he then jumps onto Honky Tonk Man and starts repeatedly punching him in the face.
"Psymon is going nuts and is thrashing Honky Tonk Man with those punches," Jerry Lawler said.
After five seconds, Psymon got up and starts to punch Rangiku in the face as well.
"Psymon is also beating down Rangiku with punches as well," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Eric got up and threw Honky Tonk Man over the top rope and his feet hit the floor, as the fans gave Eric boos for that elimination.
"And just like that, Honky Tonk Man is out thanks to Eric Young," Jerry Lawler said.
"These fans don't like it one bit," JBL said.
23rd eliminated: Honky Tonk Man, by Eric Young, Duration-5:16
As Honky Tonk Man left ringside, Eric Young gets knocked down by a Superman Punch, thanks to Roman Reigns, that brought cheers from the crowd.
"Superman Punch and Eric is down," Michael Cole said.
As Roman looked pumped, Psymon ran up and took down Roman with a spinning heel kick.
"Psymon nails Roman with a spinning heel kick," Jerry Lawler said.
Psymon then leaps to the top rope and gets Morrigan and Finn with a front flip right into ring two.
"Psymon just took down two people with one flip," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Psymon takes down Tommy Dreamer and Vincent Valentine with back to back clotheslines.
"Clotheslines to Tommy and Vincent, Psymon is dominating this rumble," JBL said.
Psymon runs to the ropes, hops on the middle ropes, and gets El Tortio with a cross body splash.
"Cross body splash from Psymon and onto El Torito," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Naruto and Rangiku were battling it out with punches to the face, after a few seconds Naruto kicks Ranigku in the gut.
"Naruto wins the punch out with a kick to Rangiku," JBL said.
Then, Naruto locks in Rangiku in a double underhook position and gets Rangiku with his version of Dirty Deeds (double underhook DDT).
"Dirty deeds by Naruto, he must have hanged around Dean Ambrose before the event started," Michael Cole said.
As Naruto was given cheers from the crowd for that move, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant was going to come out.
"Entrant forty-five is on his way," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #45: Pentagon Jr.
Out of the stage was this luchador decked out in this black and white outfit (it looked like Smoke's outfit from Mortal Kombat 2) and a black and white mask, Pentagon Jr. got a great ovation from the crowd for his infamous match with Vampiro at the season finale of Lucha Underground.
"This is definitely getting more dark," JBL said.
"Representing Lucha Underground and AAA, it is Pentagon Jr.," Michael Cole said.
Pentagon Jr. ran down the ramp and climbed to the top rope on the bottom left corner of ring one, then he launches off the top rope and gets Naruto and Sunset with a double cross body splash that brought cheers from the crowd.
"Pentagon Jr. takes down Sunset and Naruto with a double cross body splash," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Pentagon Jr. got up and nails Roman Regins with a dropkick.
"Dropkick from the luchador," Michael Cole said.
Then, Pentagon Jr. and Angélico (who was in ring two) ran to opposite ends of the rings and get numerous people with two amazing dives. Pentagon Jr. got AJ Styles with a diving clothesline in ring two, while Angélico got Pacifica and Captain America with a corkscrew dive into ring one, as the fans cheered for that double move.
"What amazing double dives from two stars from the popular Lucha Underground," JBL said.
Meanwhile, New Jack rolled under the ropes of ring two and looks under the apron for a weapon.
"What is New Jack searching for," Jerry Lawler said.
After a few seconds, New Jack pulls out a guitar and re-enters ring two with guitar in hand.
"New Jack grabs a guitar and he is not looking to play a tune," Michael Cole said.
Meanwhile, Tommy Dreamer tosses Jeremy Buck over the top rope, but his feet remained on the apron.
"Jeremy Buck was so close to being eliminated, but he hangs on," JBL said.
Then, New Jack looks to hit Tommy with the guitar, but Tommy moves out of the way and Jeremy gets hit in the head with it. Smashing it into pieces and the impact was enough to knock Jeremy off the apron and onto the floor to a mix reaction from the crowd.
"Jeremy is out of the rumble thanks to New Jack and his move known as El Kabong," Jerry Lawler said.
24th eliminated: Jeremy Buck, by New Jack, Duration-12:35
As Jeremy left the ringside area, New Jack gets hit from behind by Tommy Dreamer and tries to eliminate him from the match.
"Tommy is trying to get rid of New Jack, but it is not working," JBL said.
After about seven seconds of that useless elimination attempt, New Jack pushes Tommy away to the middle of the ring and Pentagon Jr. gets him with a missile dropkick from the top rope on the bottom right corner.
"Missile dropkick by Pentagon Jr. and Tommy Dreamer is down from that move," Michael Cole said.
As Pentagon Jr. got up, the ten second mark appears which means entrant forty-six was coming out.
"Our next entrant will be coming out very soon," Jerry Lawler said.
To be continued…
Wow, now with Roman Reigns in this rumble, we could see many eliminations here tonight. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 45
Entries left: 255
People in the ring: 21
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, and Jeremy Buck.
Still in the match: Al Bundy, AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Morrigan Aensland, Pacifica Northwest, Kyo Kusanagi, Captain America, New Jack, Angélico, Vincent Valentine, Sunset Shimmer, Naruto Uzumaki, El Torito, Ally Dawson, Tommy Dreamer, Tourette's Guy, Roman Reigns, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Young, Psymon Stark, and Pentagon Jr.
Longest time in the ring: Al Bundy (forty-three minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)
Most eliminations: Finn Balor (four eliminations)
Will Al Bundy keep this pace up?
Will Lucha Underground dominate the rumble?
Will my phone ever get updated?
Tune in to find out.