"On your marks!..." Conner yelled in his deepest voice possible (which was pretty freaking high), "Get Set!... GO!"
Immediately, Dan and Izek pushed themselves off the wall. The two raced into the crowded hallway to begin the contest.
"High five!" Izek yelled to a random girl holding up his hand. The girl looked around strangely, wondering what the prank was. Finally, Izek just grabbed her wrist, slapped their hands, then ran to another random person.
"Hey!" yelled Dan, high-fiving a startled younger boy at the water fountain. "You can't do that!"
"Oh yes I can!" Izek retorted slapping hands with a goth kid in the corner. "And I am already at ten!"
"I'm at 11... now 12!" Dan yelled happily. "Remember! You can't get the same person twice!"
Izek gave a hive five to one of their friends who was laughing at them, and sprinted to somebody else. He eyed a bulletin board that was outside one of the classrooms. It had flowers on it made out of cut-out hand-prints!
"Don't even think about it!" Dan shouted, now at the other end of the hallway. "Those SO cannot count!" He ran up to another kid. "Up top for the ninja? Huh?" he asked. His voice was bursting with extreme hyperness.
"The warning bell rings in fifteen seconds!" warned Conner in an announcer voice. "Who will win? We will have to see!"
Finally, the bell rang. Izek and Dan flopped on to the floor, out of breath. Their "counters" came over and whispered to them how many they high-fives they had gotten. In this extreme sport... it was easy for the contestants to lose count or lie, so counters would count how many high fives you get.
"Alriiiiiiiiighty!" Conner said into a fake microphone. "How many high-fives did you receive Dan?"
Dan pretended to grab the mic, and said into it, "37 baby!"
"A whopping 37 high-fives for Dan Cahill!" Conner exclaimed. "What about you Izek?"
"I did even better!" Izek said with a smug victory grin. "I got a whole... wait... I got 37 too!"
"Then it is official! For the second time in a row, Dan and Izek tied."
Both of the boys groaned and stood up. "Not again!" Dan complained.
"Rematch tomorrow?" Izek asked grinning.
"Definitely!" laughed Dan. "Wait... we are almost late for math."
Hurriedly the two boys waddled in to the classroom. No literally, they waddled in like penguins because they felt like it. As soon as they had plopped themselves into there desks, the official bell rung.
"Today class..." began Mrs. Petunia.
Dan didn't hear anymore. He was plugging his ears. Why? He loved to look at peoples lips, and imagine what they could be saying. In Dan's mind currently, Mrs. Petunia was suggesting that the class should have an ostrich race and invite leprechauns from all over the world. The funny thing was, her mouth was moving perfectly with it. All right, enough of that. Let us get to the fun!
191: Drop your pencil under you neighbor's desk and while picking it up, tie their shoelaces together. Also, you can tie your own shoelaces together. When you get up to leave, trip dramatically, sending your stuff everywhere, and start demanding who tied your shoelaces together. Act incredibly angry, and grumble about what you are going to do to the person when you find out it is them using colorful language.
192. Write funny analogies to normally serious situations. Some examples:
- The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
-He was so deeply in love that when she spoke, he thought he heard bells. As if she were a garbage truck backing up.
-She grew on him like she was a colony of E-coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
-Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
193. Pretend to be a mime and send a message to anybody in your class that's far away or who looks over at you. It would be better if they reply like a mime. If they don't understand what you are trying to say, act frustrated and do a King-Kong impression.
194. Draw wings, devil horns, bunny ears, arrow through the head, or other awesome things, on the board behind your teacher. You can also draw an arrow pointing to them that says something like, "Listen to her! She knows what she is talking about most of the time!" Your whole class will be stifling their laughter for an hour.
195. Discover awesome anagrams. For example if you rearrange the letters in costume, you get toe scum. If you mother-in-law, you get "woman Hitler."
196. Pass a piece of paper around the classroom that says, "Please check under your desks fellow classmates! If you find any used gum stuck to the bottom of your desk, pull it off and pass it to me. I CRAVE gum right now and most of the gum was probably originally mine anyways."
197. Draw a cool shape on the cover of your workbook or notebook. Go over it in pen again and again until it punches out. Depending on the shapes position on the cover, as you finish the pages in your workbook, keep on going over the shape and ripping out the shaped papers. By the end of the year, you will have a awesomely shaped hole through your workbook! My notebook already has a ninja star through the top and I am going to make a heart at the bottom because hearts look like butts, yet you don't get in trouble for drawing them!
198. Make a list of as many creative names as you can for the bathroom. My favorites? The crap cabinet or the land beyond the plunger.
199. Sit cross-legged on the top of your desk, or in your seat and go through the deep process of meditation. Close out your mind to the outside world so you aren't distracted, and discover your inner self. Every once and a while, peek open an eye and lift up the bottom of your shirt to see if you have gained your Buddha belly yet. When you do jump up and yell, "Yes! Buddha has blessed me with a Buddha belly through mental telepathy meditation! Ga!" Then, offer others the rare opportunity to rub you belly for good luck! Even if you have ninja abs like me, you can still have a Buddha belly!
200. Create a song to help you remember your locker combo! Here is mine:
-One foggy summer day, 13 ninjas went out to play,
-They all practiced swinging around their nunchucks, and accidentally hit Bill, Bob and Buck,
-They got 45 Band-Aids, to cover Bob's scars, well the other 2, now live in the stars.
I know, my poem is depressing, but Bill and Buck deserved to die! 13-45-2! Now you know my locker combo! Oh crab... that wasn't smart to reveal. Well... only Izek will read this, and he already stole my combo from the teacher's files! I am sticking out my tongue at this paper right now hoping that when Izek reads this, my wrath is transferred to him.
And this world , concludes my work of epicossity! Thanks for watching!
Dan looked around at his zombie classmates, triumphantly grinning to himself. He just knew he could do it! He started dancing in his seat happily to the tune of the Bob the Builder theme song. Can we fix it? YES WE CAN! Yay! He had done it! Whoop whoop!
Soon it was the end of class. Izek ran up to him smiling. "What should we do now?" he questioned.
"Hey, lets go blow on those girl's necks and then duck before they see us!" Dan said.
"Okay!" said Izek. "Do you want to see who gets the most?"
"Yeaaaa... actually no," said Dan with a sigh. "We would probably just tie like we always do."
"All right then!" said Izek. "Then let's try to beat our previous record!"
And with that they went shooting down the hall like two maniacs about to blow on the necks of kids they didn't even know... which sadly, they actually were.
It didn't hit Dan until later... he had left his notebook inside the math room!
-The End! Beautiful show mate! The next chapter... is your ideas! I tried to make these extra special because they were the last of the list! So, how did you love this over all? Review like you are a plumber reading about a new type of belt that never sags! Don't worry though! The list is done but I am still going to include another glimpse of Dan at school next update!
-I just made a clever one-shot, The Clue Hunt: Just Reality TV. It is pretty awesome! Check it out if you haven't already. Also, if you can think of a better title for it, tell me!
-Hmm, interesting story! So, today I was jogging. I passed this really tall fence. The only thing you could see was the top of the family's swing set. Then all of a sudden, a cute jack russel puppy pops up. He is just standing on top of the swing set watching everyone who went past curiously. It was hilarious! I barked at him, and he barked back! He said he was stuck (I can understand dog language) and couldn't get down. But anyways, it was evident. So, I went to the house's doorbell, and rang it. A lady came out, sighed, then said, "So? What are you selling?" I was like, "Nothing really. But, there is a dog on the top of your swing set and I think it is stuck. It turns out, it wasn't even her dog and nobody in the neighborhood had any idea how it got there! Now, the people in our neighborhood are going to take turns taking care of him. I get to name him! I am thinking either, Stuck or Swing. What do you think I should name him? That was a long story!
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