I swear this story is getting harder and harder to write… BUT! As long as people still like it, I'll do my best to update it! But for now, I'll do something that I've wanted to do for a while now…

For Bakura, the convention had been the last straw. Ryou wanted to play his little games? Fine. But he couldn't expect the yami to not fight back. This was going to be a WAR.

But what could he do? He had already played the Vampires Suck card, and that was the only thing he knew of that Ryou despised. Which meant that he would have to do something risky.

He was going to have to read Ryou's diary.

He hadn't even known about the book until recently, when Ryou had let it slip that he wrote fanfiction in it. Of course, Bakura wouldn't touch that part with a 10 foot pole. But if his assumptions were correct, he could find something interesting in it.

So he waited. He waited through the long night, so nervous and excited that he could hardly sleep. He waited through the early morning before school, where Ryou seemed to take even longer to get ready than usual. Bakura watched him intently as he ate his official Twilight cereal, threw on jeans and a Twilight shirt, and threw a Twilight book in his Twilight messenger bag. The overload of Twilight made Bakura that much more excited to get his revenge.

"I'm heading out now," Ryou called out at last. "Bye, Kura!"

"Bye, Ryou!" Bakura said cheerily, watching him until he shut the door and walked away. His fake smile turned to a genuine grin, knowing that it was finally time to put his plan into action. He crept carefully down the hallway. He knew it wasn't necessary, but the habits of a former thief had to show through sometimes.

Ryou's room was the same disaster area that it had been last time- Twilight merchandise was everywhere, to the point where Bakura wondered how Ryou had room to sleep.

"Okay," he muttered to himself. "I can do this. I can find this…"

But Bakura would have to dig, and he knew this. But he hadn't been prepared for quite this much- it took him at least half an hour before he found what he was looking for.

It wasn't much- simply a small, black spiral notebook with the words "Team Jacob" emblazoned across the front- but to Bakura at that moment, he swore he had found the Holy Grail. So nervous his hands were shaking, Bakura opened the book.

Dear diary,

I took Bakura to see Eclipse last night- midnight showing! But he didn't seem to like the movie that much… Oh well! It was amazing! But really, what will I do about Bakura? I MUST CONVERT HIM!

"No, you can't do that, Ryou." He sighed a little, but kept going.

Dear diary,

Bakura watched New Moon and Twilight today! I don't think he liked it that much- he complained a lot about them,

"Because they sucked."

But it would have been better if that stupid Marik hadn't shown up!

"You're probably right about that. Not that it would have been fun if he hadn't."

Oh, well. It was still fun!

"For you, maybe."

Bakura skimmed over the next few entries- he could tell that he wouldn't get anything from them, as they all seemed to be about how much he loved Jacob. But there was one entry in particular that stood out to him.

Dear diary,

I think I've found it. The one thing I hate more than Vampires Suck.

"Such a thing really exists?"

Justin Bieber.

Bakura couldn't believe it. He had only heard one of this person's songs, and he had disliked it. But to think that Ryou of all people would share an opinion with him… well, that was nearly unthinkable. But still, he had found exactly what he needed. Now, it was time to go to the store.

Xxx

"Bakura, I'm home!"

"Hello, Ryou!" Bakura called out, uncharacteristically cheery. "How was your day? Wonderful?"

"Um… yeah?" Ryou answered. He wasn't sure what was going on, but knowing Bakura, he was sure that it couldn't be good.

"Great! So listen, Ryou! I found this great new singer today! You've got to listen to him!"

"…Really." Ryou was scared now. He knew Bakura's taste in music, and it was nothing like his own. So to think that Bakura was doing this out of kindness was nearly unthinkable.

"Who is it?" Ryou asked reluctantly.

"Just listen!" Bakura popped the CD into the player and pressed play. It whirred to life and started playing. Ryou looked confused for a moment, but as soon as the lyrics started, he smiled and started singing along.

You know you love me
I know you care
Just shout whenever,
And I'll be there

Bakura was stunned. Why did he know all the lyrics to this song? What happened to not liking Justin Bieber?

He was so surprised that he was completely silent throughout the whole song. When it finished, Ryou turned to Bakura, grinning.

"Wow, Bakura!" he said excitedly. "I had no idea you had Bieber Fever too!"

"I don't. And what do you mean, too? It said in your diary-" Bakura clamped a hand over his mouth, realizing that he had just confessed to an extremely serious crime.

But Ryou didn't seem angry. More than anything, he seemed confused.

"What are you… oh!" Ryou's expression turned to one of realization. "You read my fake diary!"

"Your what?"

"See, I figured you would try something like this. So I wrote a fake diary, with fake information!"

Bakura was speechless. So he had been the one who had been tricked in the end, not Ryou. He wasn't sure what to say to this.

"So where's your real diary?" he finally managed to say. Ryou stuck out his tongue.

"Like I would tell you!"

"Ryou, do you have a death wish?" Bakura asked, a smile on his face.

"No." "Ryou backed away and started running, but Bakura chased him. They ran around the house in a circle multiple times before Ryou stopped, completely out of breath. Bakura grinned.

"I know exactly what I'm going to do with you."

XXX

So, what's going to happen? FIND OUT NEXT TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But actually, I have a quick question for you guys. See, I've never read Breaking Dawn- I was done with my obsession before I had a chance to read it. The thing is, I really want to do a chapter involving it. So I was wondering. Would you guys like to see a chapter about it? Because if there's enough demand for it, I think I can tolerate reading the book. Anyone who reviews with an answer gets a cookie! Thanks!