The end is so near
You only have 13 hours to prepare
Hope you've taken care
And lost all your fear
12 hours you've got left
You'd better not be deaf
And you can't just say at the Northwest's
Because I'm the host of the party now
11 hours until the show begins
It's staring you and your silly twin
No need to think you'll win
You've already lost
9 hours until you regret
Ignoring the man who told you about the threat
Your life's in debt
And you can fret all you want, my pet
8 hours and the apocalypse starts
You'd better use your smarts
But you won't get away with this part
I'm already ahead
7 hours, you'd better hurry
It'll all be blurry
But don't worry
You'll be dead before you even realize
6 hours Gravity Falls is at its doom
It'll all go zoom
No more hiding in your room
It will just go boom
5 hours left to weep
Ill be haunting you in your sleep
You've got yourself in too deep
And now you're going to pay
4 hours and I'll be ruining your fun
You'd better run
I'll make sure you're the last one
And so I can watch you suffer until you're dead
3 hours and I'll be welcoming people to the show
It'll be one big blow
And I'll be victorious, you know
Always watching you, always watching
2 hours left, Pine Tree
This ain't no shopping spree
But dead you will be
And happy will I be
1 hour left, Nothing can save you now
You'd better say ciao
To everything you've ever known
Because I'll be destroying it all, one by one