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Dean: ". . . ."

Sam: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . ."

Dean: ". . . ."

Sam: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . ."

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Lucifer: "No! The motel is this way!"

Michael: "No! Just follow the Winchesters!"

Lucifer: "Fine! But, I'm telling you, it's THIS way!"

Bobby: "Why am I in this car, again?"

Chuck: "At least you weren't in it this morning."

Lucifer: "Stop complainin', Hobo! You're still alive!"

Michael: "You won't be if you go the wrong way!"

Chuck: ". . . .I bet it's awkward in the other car."

Bobby: "They all hate each other in there."

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Dean: ". . . ."

Sam: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . ."

Dean: ". . . ."

Sam: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . ."

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Michael: "Lucifer, if you get any close to the Impala, you're gonna hit it!"

Lucifer: "Why can't we be all mad at each other so it'll be quiet?"

Michael: "Coz we're already all mad at each other and we yell to express ourselves!"

Lucifer: "Well, stop expressing yourself! I don't mind if you're mad at me!"

Chuck: ". . . .Are you mad at me?"

Bobby: ". . . .Not yet."

. . . .

Dean: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . ."

Sam: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . .Is anyone else tired?"

Dean: "Of you?"

Gabriel: "Why do you have to be like that all the time, Dean? I was just asking a question!"

Dean: "No! You're instigating something!"

Sam: "Leave it, guys."

Gabriel: "No, Sammy. I wanna set this straight. And you!"

Dean: "He ain't straight if he's sleeping with you!"

Cas: "Dean!"

Gabriel: "Yeah? And, you're as straight as a rainbow sleeping with Cas!"

Sam: "Gabe!"

Gabriel: "That's right; you only slept with him once, so you're like half a semi-circle!"

Cas: "Walk away, Dean. This is pointless."

Dean: "Shut up! It's not like you're getting' any tonight!"

Sam: "None of your business, Dean!"

Cas: "You too, Dean!"

Gabriel: "Aaawww, little Dean-o's been put in a time out!"

Dean: "Screw you."

Gabriel: "I'd rather Sam."

Sam: "Gabriel, can you please be quiet?"

Gabriel: "So we could talk?"

Sam: "No."

Cas: "Dean that was very rude."

Dean: "Um, hello! Did you not hear your dick brother?"

Cas: "I thought you'd take the high road and be above it."

Dean: "Well, sorry! Guess the low road's more my style."

Cas: "Do you really want to argue?"

Dean: "Well, it would be your first official argue, and you WILL LOSE."

Sam: "I said 'no', Gabriel!"

Dean: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . ."

Sam: ". . . ."

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Michael: ". . . ."

Lucifer: ". . . ."

Chuck: ". . . ."

Bobby: ". . . ."

Lucifer: "'Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be?'"

Bobby: "What is he doing?"

Michael: "SHUT UP! STOP SINGING!"

Lucifer: "'I CAN FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!'"

Michael: "I. . .hate. . .you. . .so. . .much. . ."

Chuck: ". . . . 'It might have appeared to go unnoticed, but I've got it all here in my heart.'"

Bobby: "NOW, I hate you."

Lucifer: "Wooh! Chuck! You're my new BFF! 'I want you to know I know the truth, of course I know it.
I would be nothing without you.'"

Michael: "You'll always be my BFH, 'Bitch From Hell'!"

. . . .

Dean: ". . . ."

Sam: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Gabriel: ". . . ."

Lucifer: "Y'all had a good ride?"

Sam: ". . . ."

Cas: ". . . ."

Dean: "Spec-fucking-tacular."

Gabriel: "The best ride of my fucking life, Lucy."

Lucifer: "Wow, just asking, my ride was awesome!"

Michael: "Forget your dick, I'm gonna rip your tongue out."

Lucifer: "Then who'll be Chuck's singing partner?"

Sam: ". . . .Well, I'm gonna go in my room now."

Gabriel: "Okay! I'll come with-"

Sam: "Alone."

Gabriel: ". . . .Nah! That's cool! I'll just wait out here. . . ."

Cas: "Give me the room key, Dean."

Dean: "Can't we talk about this?"

Cas: "Now. Key."

Lucifer: "Dibs on the shower!"

Michael: "No way! I'm going first!"

Lucifer: "Too late, I called it!"

Chuck: "Hey! It's my convention!"

Michael: "Stop saying that!"

Lucifer: "I'm gonna take over the world and take over the convention, just so Chuck can't say that anymore!"

Chuck: "Hey!"

Gabriel: "DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THEM! SAMMY!"

Dean: "Welcome to 'Casa Erotica', Gabriel."

Gabriel: "Where are you sleeping?"

Dean: "With Sam."

Gabriel: "YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING KINKY WITH HIM!"

Dean: "WHAT? Shut up! He's my brother!"

Lucifer: ". . . .What are they starin' at?"

. . . .

Fan 1: "There they are!"

Fan 2: "Oooooo! Look!"

Fan 3: "'Gabriel' joined the orgy now!"

Fan 4: "So, 'Lucifer', "Michael', 'Chuck' and 'Gabriel'. . . ."

Fan 5: "Kinky."

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Dean: "I can't believe Cas kicked me out."

Sam: "What'd you do?"

Dean: "I never do nothin'! He said he saw me flirting with some 'Lilith' girl."

Sam: "Ew, Dean. Lilith's a little girl."

Dean: "I didn't mean it like that!"

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Bobby: ". . . ."

. . . .

Lucifer: "Hey! I called dibs on the shower! Who's in there?"

Gabriel: "I didn't know he was calling me!"

Michael: "Well, you-"

Gabriel: "So this is basically all Lucifer's fault!"

Lucifer: "What?"

Gabriel: "If Lucifer wasn't pissing me off, I'd be with Sam right now!"

Michael: "Uhhh, noooo-"

Gabriel: "I should go over there and tell him!"

Michael: "No!"

Gabriel: "Great advice, Mikey! Thanks!"

Michael: ". . . .Your funeral."

Lucifer: "Who the fuck is that in there? Who's missing?. . . .CHUCK!"

Chuck: "Aaaaahh! What? You almost made me slip and die!"

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Cas: ". . . ."

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Dean: "And I—what's that sound?"

Sam: ". . . .The shower?"

Dean: "1. . .2. . .who is that?"

Sam: "Really? You had to count us? WE'RE THE ONLY ONES IN HERE!"

Dean: ". . . .No, but really. Who is that?"

Sam: ". . .Not Gabriel."

Dean: "Or Cas."

Sam: ". . . .Ready?"

Dean: "Do it. . . . ."

Sam: "Aaaaaahhh!

Dean: "What the fuck?"