"I'm really wondering why your wedding reception didn't have food. Travelling between multiverses really makes me hungry, you know?" Gary told the Cosmic Duo but both of them shrugged.
"You're always hungry," Palkia sighed.
"HEY! YOU CAN'T HAVE THE FIRST DIALOG IN THE CHAPTERS!" Kiya shouted to the shiny Giratina.
"Why not? And why is your dialog italicized? You're not talking in telepathy or anything, right?" Gary asked.
"You can't because it's my policy. And my dialog is italicized because I love italicized words ever since the previous chapter. It makes the words look special and yes, I'm not talking in telepathy. End of the story," Kiya explained.
"So… Are we gonna start now?" Luke poked Kiya's shoulder.
"Oh yeah. Yes, we are. Wait a second…" the Time and Space hybrid turned herself into a half cat and half hybrid with pink cat ears, teeth, tail, and claws but still stood on two feet.
"I like cats. Nyaarr! Now you can proceed," she purred like a Glameow.
"Weird. Anyway, I have requests. First off…" Luke held out a card and opened his mouth again to say something but was interrupted by a sudden booming voice.
"Luke, what was the most embarrassing thing that you can remember happening to you?" it said.
"WHAT THE HECK?!" all the male hosts hid behind Kiya.
"Luke, that was your master, Pearlshipper, or how I call him, Sammy. I asked him to read that because it would be so ironic if you're the one to read it," she said as she and her cousin sighed.
"It's good to see you, Luke! And before anyone asks why my dialog is bold…"
"Don't even try to explain, Sammy. Now please try to shut up…" Kiya glared at nowhere.
"Cowards…" Star rolled her eyes.
The males slowly slid away from the catlike human in fear. When Luke had already regained himself, he cleared his throat.
"That was quite embarrassing if you ask me," Star whispered to her cousin and they both giggled.
"It was not. The most embarrassing thing that happened to me was when…" he looked at Kiya and made gestures implying to put sound-proof headphones on Meloetta. She slightly nodded as headphones appeared around the Melody Pokemon's ears. Wherever they are.
"What the-?"
"Don't complain," Kiya held her paw.
"Thanks. As I was saying, the most embarrassing thing that happened to me was when someone took my only pair of shorts so I had to go out battling with some other Lucario in my Magikarp-printed boxers while other female Lucarios watched us," Luke said the italicized word in sarcasm and looked at Mew.
Everyone suddenly burst into laughter (except for Meloetta) and some almost laughed their guts off.
"YEAH! THAT WAS REALLY REALLY EMBARRASSING!" Kiya barely shouted clearly.
"Ummm… Why are you laughing?" Meloetta asked. Some Pokemon answered her but she couldn't hear them.
Luke blushed and frowned.
"At least Meloetta didn't hear that," he looked at Mew again.
"Why are you looking at me?" she asked followed by annoying giggles. Luke looked away and said,
"Well, the last thing I saw before I lost those shorts was a pink little feline that held them and giggled uncontrollably then teleported before I even got to get my paws on her," he angrily said.
"And it was totally worth it," the small Psychic feline told her seatmate, Azelf.
"All right. All right. Would all of you calm down now? We still have a bunch of requests to do," Luke said with the worst frown he can give.
"Fine…" everyone regained themselves.
"Wait. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All right. I'm done," Codex snapped his fingers.
"Since you're all sober now, I have a question," he held another card.
"Hey Ike, why aren't you talking?" Kiya suddenly asked the Zoroark.
"I just… well… am thinking about your punishment…" he said.
"Whatever. I'm delaying it,"
"AS I WAS SAYING!" Luke stole Star's megaphone and used it on the two hosts.
"HEY! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USE MY BELOVED MEGAPHONE!" she grabbed her megaphone back and used it on the Lucario as he whimpered like a cute little puppy caressing his deafened ears.
"Star…"
"What? This megaphone is my life, you know" she stroked the device and glared at Luke with intense glowing blue eyes.
"Luke, continue…"
The Aura Pokemon relaxed and held the card out again.
"If anyone wants to interrupt me, please speak now before I steal Star's megaphone again" he said.
"If you steal my megaphone, I'll tear you to bitsssss…" the raven-haired female host hissed and held the megaphone close to her.
"All right then. This question's for Cobalion. If you had to kiss any girl here, who would it be?"
After Luke asked the question, the musketeer blushed madly which dominantly countered his face's color. He glanced at his sides and barely stared at the hosts.
"I… uhhh… she's not here…" he said.
"So? Just answer my question, that's all"
"She's actually Ms. Star's lawnmower," Keldeo answered for Cobalion.
"I'M NOT ASKING YOU, FANCY PONY!" Luke shouted in pure rage.
"That's true actually. Did I manage to answer your question?" Cobalion clearly failed to hide his massive blush on his face.
"That's good enough," Luke unzipped his bag.
"Hmmm… 'Tips to Hunt a Pony', 'How to Be Stronger Than a Legendary', 'Why Does Your Crush Seemingly Hate You', 'Why Do People Experience Nosebleeds'…" he rummaged his bag while saying the titles of his books.
"AHA! All right. Here it is. Another truth for Lugia,"
"What do you want?" the Guardian of the Sea asked grumpily.
"Are you a good artist?"
"Of course I am. Look at Ho-oh. His hairstyle is weirder than the humans in Team Galactic, right? If he's the worst artist, I'm the best artist there is. Do you want to see some of my paintings from the sea? Not that I'm boasting…" Lugia slowly rolled her eyes while Ho-oh glared at her.
"We don't need to. WE'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME, PEOPLE!" Dialga suddenly shouted while Palkia and their offspring facepalmed. Or in Kiya's case, facepawed.
"You do know we're just starting, Dad" I'm pretty sure you know who said that.
"I'm done with my truths," Luke poked Kiya's shoulder again.
"Try and poke me again and I'll kill you so hard that you'll die to death," Kiya said and lightly scratched the Lucario.
"My turn!" Star cheerily raised herhand while Kiya motioned for her to continue.
"So… Mewtwo? When's your birthday? For that matter, when's everyone's birthday?"
Everyone gaped and Arceus asked,
"Do we all really have to answer that? I mean Time didn't exist yet when I created the world…"
"It depends upon the situation. Results may vary. If symptoms persist, consult your doctor" Kiya answered randomly while everyone had a 'whut?' face.
"What? I love saying that line every time my classmates ask me questions like that,"
"Well, you necessarily don't need to answer all…" Star replied.
"Let's make this fast. Star, my niece, you can just refer to the site named 'Bulbapedia' if you want to know when we were officially released in the games," Dialga answered and everyone still retained their 'whut' face.
"Uhhh… That's not what I meant but…" Star stared at him with wide eyes.
"Like I said, we're losing precious time," the Temporal Dragon said.
"Why are you in such a hurry?" Palkia asked him.
"Oh nothing," he grinned maniacally.
"I hacked my niece's FanFiction account. Dialga's like this because there's a dare that he's waiting for but Kiya won't tell me what it is. She just said there would be a lot of blood in this chapter," Giratina whispered to Kyurem.
"Cool…" Kyurem breathed out a cold breeze of air.
"I honestly want to know when your birthdays are," Star frowned.
"I do know everyone's birthday since I'm the Master of Time but I'M SOOOO EXCITED. And no, I am not Ike," Dialga unusually said.
"Okay then. So… I have a BIG question for everybody who had met Ash," Star took a deep breath and held out her 'beloved' megaphone and shouted at the topmost top summit of her upper lungs.
"WHY DO YOU ALL APPEAR FOR ASH? WHY NOT SAME VARIATION? ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN THOUSAND-MILLION YEAR INTERVALS. YOU'RE ALL DOING IT IN THE SAME YEAR TO THE SAME PERSON! THAT'S CALLED BORING, PEOPLE!"
"I can totally relate to that," Kiya commented while every legendary sweatdropped.
"Seriously?"
"Maybe he's just that lucky?"
"All of us? Did we-"
"Apparently so," a bunch of legendaries muttered to their seatmates.
"Arceus-sama? Is there anything peculiar with that boy?" Cresselia asked the equine.
"I have no idea…" Arceus said.
"Hmmm… Good thing we don't have any human like that," Alice remarked while Gary nodded.
"I just hate his 'I-always-save-the-world-from-raging-legendary-Pok emon' thing. Let's just rely on him again when Arceus-sama and Alice attempt to destroy the whole multiverse because their plates are missing or something and we'll be saved, right? We're sick of it, SICK OF IT, TOTALLY SICK OF IT!" Star complained, Candace-style.
"Well actually, you have to contact Mr. Satoshi Tajiri if you have any complaints but…" Codex didn't continue his sentence when he saw the two female hosts glare at him in the darkest way possible.
"No. Besides, we may not understand what he says because he's Japanese and all and I myself ain't an otaku,"
"Shall we just continue?" Dialga asked impatiently again.
"Whatever you say, Uncle. Reshiram, I just have one thing to say to you," Star said.
"Please don't use the megaphone… Please, oh please, don't use the megaphone…" the Blue-eyes White Dragon crossed her fingers and chanted.
"Don't worry. It's simple. You are now a fireplace. Your tail will keep us warm," the blue-eyed female host said.
"Ummm… Okay?" Reshiram ignited her tail.
"One last fiery dare. Entei, roar until a volcano erupts in the Hall of Origin," Star demanded.
"But there aren't any volcanoes in the Hall…" Entei said.
"And I wouldn't like that to happen," Arceus murmured.
"I don't care. Grandpa?"
When Star said this, the divine equine sighed exasperatedly in defeat. He then created a fairly sized volcano in the Hall – INSIDE the freaking Hall. The blue-eyed human host smiled and signaled Entei to do his job.
"ROOOOAAAAAR!" Entei, well… roared immensely until the volcano erupted.
Tremendous amounts of lava came pouring in the Hall of Origin but fortunately, it didn't melt or got destroyed in any way because Kiya had put an immunity thingy for it to stay that way. She got horrified when one of her friends' TCPI almost ruined the place. Unfortunately for the Grass-type and Ice-type legendaries, they got burned. BURNED I TELL YOU! But as you know, all the hosts have immunity too (unless they kill each other). (HEY DON'T TELL THESE TO THE HOSTS AND LEGENDARIES! KIYA WILL FIRE ME AS THE NARRATOR!)
"KYUREM! SHAYMIN! NOOOO!" Giratina shouted as red tears formed in her eyes.
"Wow… I never thought we could see the 'heartless Death Dragon' cry," Ike said.
"Well finally you spoke again," Kiya rolled her crimson ruby eyes.
"You're not giving me any more dialogs, you know?"
"Don't break the fourth wall. It's probably completely destroyed now…"
Giratina's eyes were oddly filled with her bloody tears. Yes, if you had read one of Kiya's stories, you'd understand why she sheds blood as tears.
"Oh Tina, you're so cute in your distress…" Gary smirked evilly to which the original-colored Giratina growled fiercely.
"So let's go over to Lunarium Prince's requests now," Codex dived into a pile of paper.
"YEY! FINALLY!" Dialga exclaimed proudly.
"What's up with his dares?" Palkia asked.
"I found a question for Uxie! You do realize that you can just fly up to everyone and just open your eyes and end this all. Why don't you?" the Nightmare and Dream offspring poked his head out of the pile.
"I may but…" Uxie cut his sentence as Kiya glared at him with her glowing red eyes.
"I guess you know why now, Prince. She'll kill me," Uxie continued.
"Oh I just remembered something. Star, how's Tommy doing?" Kiya asked her cousin.
"He's fine. Why do you ask?"
As if on another freaking cue, a limousine tried to ram itself to the Hall. Like what I've said, the Hall is unbreakable with its immunity. Kiya sighed and said,
"Come in," then opened a portal into the Hall. The vehicle smoothly drove its way to the center of the place. An Ampharos, Flaffy, and Mareep came out of it earning fearful stares from the legendaries.
"Guys, meet Rafe the Ampharos, Freddie the Flaffy, and Cody the Mareep. These are Tommy's brothers. Rafe is mine, Freddie is Luke's, and Cody is Ike's. That is all,"
And the Mareep family went to their respective owners and waved to the legendaries before they went into their Pokeballs. All the hosts except for Codex grinned evilly at each other.
"Okay. I shall lead this army of vicious electric sheep because I wield the first member of them all," Star royally said.
"Whatever," Kiya seemingly approved.
"Why don't I have a vicious electric sheep?" Codex snapped his fingers.
"Maybe because you're not special," Ike said.
"DON'T. YOU. DARE. INSULT. MY. SON." Cresselia threatened while Ike became speechless again.
"Oh Rafe. I'll slaughter you later after this session for what you told me…" Kiya whispered at her Pokeball.
"Onward with Lunarium Prince's requests, perhaps?" Dialga butted in and Codex sadly dived into the pile of paper again.
"This is for the Tao Dragon Trio. He says your theme is freaking awesome. It's his favorite, right next to the Lake Trio theme. Why don't you give us a beat to it?"
At this, a set of instruments poofed on Arceus' throne. All the hosts motioned for the Tao Trio to drag the burnt Kyurem onto the throne. Then…
*Insert Extended Tao Trio Battle Theme here*
"It's cool but I like the Musketeer theme better as much as Giratina's…" Kiya commented.
"Why won't you go on with Victini's dare?" Dialga asked.
"We're getting there," Codex popped his head back to the huge pile.
"FOUND IT! Victini, he thinks you're the most innocent one here so he'll give you two choices. Either you go on the internet and search up 'Burning Curiosity' or you search up 'Celebi Rule 34'. Your choice,"
A computer appeared in front of Victini. She then accidentally opened Internet Explorer instead of Google Chrome which she regretted for her whole victorious life. Anyway, she exited the thing and opened Google Chrome and went for "Celebi Rule 34". Before she selected the first link…
"Great mother of glitches. I don't want to see this," Kiya hid behind Star and her megaphone then shielded her cousin's eyes.
"This is for your own good, cousin"
When Victini had loaded the site and began browsing the pictures, her eyes grew wider and after a few moments, her nose let off a smear of blood. And another. And another. And a wave of blood which pushed her away. Star immediately closed the laptop using her magic even though her blue eyes were covered by Kiya's paws.
"LE GASP!" every legendary near her exclaimed.
"NOSEBLEED!" and she fainted as the legendaries which were near her also suffered nosebleeds. Celebi himself had nosebleed and tried to destroy the cursed device.
"SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT! WHO MADE THOSE?! AAAAAAAHHHHH!" the Time Traveler yelled in horror.
"What was in that site anyway?" Jirachi asked. He clearly wasn't near Victini.
"NOTHING! Nothing Rated K+, that is. Please readers, don't search that. It's only between me, Prince and some of the Legendaries…" Kiya said.
"GIVE ME THAT LAPTOP!" Dialga snatched the device away before it was destroyed by Celebi and browsed the net.
"I've been waiting for so long so I can search for this…" he said and continued,
"Don't worry. I'm not searching for things that aren't Rated M,"
Palkia observed him as he magically type on the small device and smile maniacally. She thought he had typed something like "Palkia Gijinkas" or something.
"See, Palkia? You look cool as a male. Why don't you try being one?" the Spatial Dragoness was surprised when Dialga faced the laptop towards her.
There was an image of a male human with Palkia features. He had white messy hair a light dirty pink jacket thing with purple markings along the ends. His pants also had the same color scheme which ended along his pink and purple shoes similar with his top shirt. He had a gray-colored undershirt and a pink and purple scarf bounded his neck. He had gray gloves and pearls embedded at his shoulders. He had attractive ruby eyes that stared into the real Spatial Dragoness.
"I… Uhhh…" Palkia was speechless because the human in the image was really good-looking. Dialga smiled and said,
"So… What do you think? Too much description?" the Temporal Dragon asked while looking above at what I have described.
"Not really but…" Palkia still stared at the image while blushing slightly but broke her gaze when Dialga exited the image and began to browse again.
"I told you. You're better as a male and…" he trailed off as his red eyes widened at a certain photo. A droplet of red velvet liquid made its way down Dialga's nose wherever it was. Palkia was still blushing as she looked at Dialga smiling maniacally.
"Hotter as a fem… Hehehe," he giggled and blushed extremely.
"Oh dear. Dad, what in the name of chocolate are you looking at again?" Kiya facepawed.
"Nothing. It's just Palkias… Palkias everywhere," he folded the laptop in haste and wiped the red liquid from his nose as Palkia stared at him. They were both blushing like there is no tomorrow.
"Let's not talk about this anymore, is that all right?" Palkia asked while Dialga nodded vigorously.
"Well, let's just move on. MOVE ON! GET ON WITH IT GUYS! Whatever you get, READ IT IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!" Kiya pushed her hosts onto a pit of papers.
"I'VE GOT SOME!" Ike quickly shouted and continued,
"Dialga, are you having depression sickness?"
"Ike, that's your own requests…" Kiya said.
"You shouldn't care," Ike crossed his paws.
"Ummm… I don't have depression sickness…" Dialga hid the laptop behind him.
"He does. It attacks him from time to time and I have to deal with it," Palkia sighed.
"Okay. So Giratina and Kyurem…" Ike looked at the two Dragon Trio mediators.
"You guys seem to have another love-hate relationship. Punch each other then-"
"Well, we do have a love-hate relationship as friends. We argue about our Dragon Trios and kill each other then we reconcile after a few minutes. So yeah," Giratina immediately answered before Ike could finish his sentence. She then 'Shadow Punched' her best friend. Kyurem stroked where the spot Giratina had punched.
"Hey! You're not the only one who could make quite a punch. ICE PAWNCH!" he hit the Ghost Dragon. IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
"You do know I have a very high base stat for defense? I can't go down that easily," she smiled.
"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME CONTINUE? Anyway, after you punch each other… MAKE OUT!" Ike manically shouted.
"WHA-?" even before Giratina could finish her one-word sentence, Kyurem pulled her close to him and kissed her with intense passion. They locked lips (do they even have them?) for more than five minutes. The Sinnoh Dragon blushed madly, but not that intense as Dialga's, after she broke the kiss.
"I… Hate… You… Ike…" she stuttered. Kyurem felt rejected after the kiss. Shaymin Sky had a wide gaping mouth.
"Let's co-contin-nue be-before I explode…" Kiya closed her eyes.
"I GOT ONE!" Codex exclaimed while Kiya made a 'go-ahead' look at him.
"Switch the genders of Dialga and Palkia and switch the two's bodies. This is from Eavenne,"
"THE HECK?!" the Cosmic Family (including Kiya) remarked.
"So my Mom's gonna be my Dad and my Dad's gonna be my Mom. Great Mother of Glitches, what a nightmare…" Kiya said and changed their genders and bodies. So confusing…
"All right. How do I look?" Dialga asked in Palkia's male body. He then posed like a girl.
"I'm not sure if that's what she means," Kiya wondered and put her paw on her chin.
"Weird… Oh my Dad, I CAN'T STAND ON FOURS!" Palkia said in Dialga's female body. The Cosmic Duo then stumbled in feet difference.
"Hate to break it to 'ya but I have my own dares," Luke said from the deep pit of paper and Kiya gave him a 'go-ahead' look too.
"Kyurem, Giratina, Darkrai, and Dialga: Watch a ten-hour marathon of My Little Pony. Most of you may not survive. Sorry," the Lucario said.
"Can I watch too?" Kiya said while Luke nodded with a horrified face. She smiled sweetly and went inside Alice's private room and Ho-oh immediately flew out of it. Giratina blushed and crossed her feet (hmmm…) while Kyurem still felt rejected.
"GET YOUR BUTTS INTO THAT ROOM, NOW!" Star's blue eyes glowed as she used her magic to put the mentioned legendaries into the room. Dialga-in-Palkia's-body shook his head and used Palkia's wings to enter the room.
"I CAN FLY WITH WINGS! YEY!" he shouted while Palkia-in-Dialga's-body facesoled.
"He's bipolar. I've discovered a lot of his disorders ever since we were married," she said.
After a few moments, the legendaries screamed in the room while Kiya can be heard sighing. You can also hear Kiya's italicized voice shouting and squealing from time to time.
"Let's go with my last dare now," Star flew outside the pit followed by her co-hosts.
"All right. I'll just go through this portal and enter the Unova League. Bye guys!" Codex hurriedly opened a portal in fear and went through it.
"So? Let's play paintball while my cousin's busy for the next ten hours!" Star shrieked in joy and summoned a huge paintball gun. She then aimed it towards Luke.
"I HAVE MY REVENGE… MWAHAHAHAHA!" she fired it. Luke's surprised face was hit with a pink paintball. Soon, everyone had their own paintball gun. Those who had their counterpart absent for some reasons were sad because they didn't have anyone to hit. The Hall of Origin kinda looked like a rainbow hippie kind of place.
A series of paintballs suddenly came this direction and-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The cameraman, his assistant, and the original narrator were headshot so the camera went blank and I'm the emergency narrator in case the original wasn't available. Don't complain or ask me why I speak like this. Oh and Star and the hosts said "Goodbye everyone! Until the next session!"
Meanwhile in Alice's private room,
Kiya was shoving her head into a bowl of popcorn while the present legends with her were vigorously scratching and attacking the door.
"Hi guys. Kiya here. I'm sorta busy watching MLP now. Ponies are awesome. Please don't mind those there near the door. Anyway, this may be the last chapter that I'm posting for now. School is coming and I have to seal this place in my imagination for a while but don't worry. Maybe some time, I can update it. Nevertheless, keep sending your requests. Happy Daring!" Kiya said and continued watching.