Embarrassed Chapter 9
A/N: I'm back for a short period of time. I'm going to post a chapter that Liz helped me think up. Well she was the one that said the quote that sparked this idea. Please remember that I'm always open to ideas for chapters because eventually I'm going to run out.
Disclaimer: Neither Liz nor I own Twilight. We don't even own a car. I also don't own ELCO school district (or the law suits against them right now) or the Kline's farm.
Chapter 9
Bella's POV
"Breathe, Bella." Those were the first words out of Edward's mouth that I can remember after that. I calmed myself down and looked at Edward. He looked back at me with a very devious smile.
"What are you thinking?" I asked.
"It's not what I'm thinking; it's what Emmett's thinking."
"Well then what's he thinking?" I kind of wanted to know after that look on Edward's face.
"He's thinking that I can't get any worse with the stories I can tell. The truth, Love, is that I can get a whole lot worse. Do you want to hear another story?" I gazed into Edward's eyes unsure if I wanted to hear a story that was worse than that. Once his gaze locked onto mine I was dazzled into nodding my head in agreement.
"DON'T SAY YES, BELLA!" Emmett screamed as he ran into Edward's room.
"Too late." I said.
"NO! You just had to know didn't you, Bella?"
"It's your fault," Edward said. "You're the one that wrecked Bella and my 'alone time.'"
"Oh, come on, Edward. How much could you really have done? You're too old fashion to really get into any of the fun stuff-"
"I don't know, Emmett," I interrupted. "I sure had a good time after you left. Did you ever think of what Edward and I could have been doing while he was telling that story?" Where did I get that sudden burst of confidence from?
"You're forgetting I can hear your heart beat, Bella. If you were doing something your heart would have speed up faster than a humming bird can flap his wings." I blushed at this knowing it was true.
"Emmett, get out. Either I tell her with you here, or I tell her with you not here. It's your choice, but I would prefer with you not here." I would prefer if Emmett weren't here, too. There are too many interruptions when he's around.
"In that case I'm staying. Anything to annoy you, brother," Emmett said with a smug smile on his face. I looked over at Edward concerned about what he was going to do. He stood up smiling, walked over to Emmett, and wrapped his arms around him in the tightest embrace you could even think possible. "What the hell are you doing?!?"
"I'm regressing back to therapy. When I'm mad at you I'm supposed to hug you, remember?" Emmett was trying to peel Edward off of him, but it wasn't working. Suddenly, Emmett just stopped and sat down.
"Either, you can sit on my lap and tell the story, or you can sit on Bella's lap and tell the story. Those are your choices." Edward immediately let go of Emmett and came over to me. I stood up and sat on his lap after he sat down. "That wasn't a choice, Eddie. YOU have to be sitting on BELLA'S lap." Edward glared at Emmett, but we complied with his wishes anyway. Edward was sitting on my lap.
"May I continue with the story, Emmett?"
"I don't believe you've ever started."
"Alright, Bella. This happened when we lived in Pennsylvania. It was right before Rosalie was arrested." I looked over at Emmett who seemed to be deep in thought. Something must have clicked in his head because he jumped up and yelled.
"Not that story, Edward. I don't like thinking about that." This got me really interested. What could possibly be so horrible?
"You don't have to stay you know. You were given the option." Defeated, Emmett sat down to endure his pain and this story.
"Anyway, Emmett, Rosalie, and Jasper all got jobs working on a farm. The people who owned the farm were the Kline family. They were very nice. I've met them before."
"How did they get jobs working on farms?" I interrupted before he could continue.
"We went to ELCO High School and they were all taking agricultural sciences. It was a very common thing to take because most of the students that attended ELCO lived on a farm. One day when Rose was talking to Emmett and Jasper about how she would like to get some more money to work on the car, the teacher over heard her. At that point, we were almost in debt because Alice was way overdoing it with shopping so Rose wanted to earn money of her own." I could tell Edward was rambling on to prolong Emmett's pain. I looked over at Emmett and he looked like he was really suffering.
"He told Rose that down the road from the high school there was a farm owned by a family that needed some help running it. He told them that there were three positions open so all three of them could work there. All of them hated Pennsylvania so they decided to contribute as much as they could to the new house fund so they got the jobs.
"They showed up to the farm the next day and John explained their jobs to them. They were to bring the cows into the pasture and attach the machine to them to milk them.
"When they were out bringing the cows in the one morning, Emmett and Jasper got into a little fight. They were fighting over who would win in a fight." I rolled my eyes. They would fight about that. "Emmett decided that the only way to tell for sure who would be the winner was to fight with each other and see who won.
"Many punches were thrown and evaded, but there was one that Jasper couldn't quite dodge. He was sent flying practically and he grabbed onto the cow and maneuvered himself out of the way just enough that he didn't fly into the cow's butt. He went charging at Emmett and sent him flying.
"Only Emmett couldn't get out of the way fast enough. He flew head first into the cow's butt." I started laughing hysterically. I glanced over at Emmett and he really looked like he wished Edward hadn't said that.
"So, Emmett flew into a cows butt?" I asked. Edward just nodded. I didn't believe that that could happen to anybody at all.
"It smelled horrible." Emmett said offering his opinion into things.
"Well you would think so since the cow farted while your head was in his butt." This made me laugh even harder.
"It's not my fault that that cow had irritable bowel syndrome." I could contain my laughter no more.
A/N: I'm stopping there for now. I think I'll be able to update soon. How soon I don't know, but it won't be two months from now. I promise you that. I'm sorry if it's not the best, but I'm out of practice. So what did you guys think? Thanks for reading. Please review on your way out and send me your ideas if you want to. ;) Good Night.