I tried to make things different at first, but the result was… meeehhh… I didn't even like it! So I re-write the story and well, I think this is better.
Sorry for the delay because my fucking internet connection decided to have a fuckin breakdown while I'm working on it and by the time IT WAS DONE, the connection was still on the floor, lifeless! F*ckin F*ck! I need to buy some Ygdrassil sometimes later if this came up again!
Okay, I will stop my useless rambling and let you fellas enjoy the last story of the chapter!
Enjoy~~!
Eiichiro Oda-senseistill own One Piece, Hail Oda...~~ \(^o^\)
Law X Lu Week's Challenge: [T] heirs
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"To-Torao!" the noirette suddenly jerks up and glance around just to see his lover is in a sitting position with his handsome face is somehow blank, blinking sometimes but is still in shock.
"Torao?" Luffy shifts closer and gives a soft pat on his shoulder, that actually takes his attention.
"Lu-Luffy-ya…"
"Yea..? You okay?"
"A-are you gonna… get pregn-nant?" he asks. Now it is Luffy who turn blank.
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Luffy glanced around. He was in a strange place, he could recognize it though. It was kind of a stage. A big navy colored three-seater sofa, which accompanied with another sofa on the side of it. Behind it was a huge maroon curtain. That was strange? He was sure he was on the bed just now, sleeping soundly in Torao's warm comfortable hug. So… was it a dream?
Suddenly a girl with a pair of… was that wolf's ear? And she was.. uhh.. waging her tail? Uh… Was she even human? She just popped up from nowhere! She was uhh… so small? What the hell? She was five times smaller than himself.
"Well, Hello~" she greeted when she reached Luffy, with her cute voice.
"He-hello.. W-who are you? Where am I? Why I am here?" Luffy started to ramble. She giggled seeing his panic.
"I'm Ookami and I summon you here from whatever world you live in."
"Huh? Bu-but why?"
"Because this is your dream and I kind of… enter it, without permission, Nyahaha! But I do have my reason, yeap!"
"Ho-how come? And why did you-"
"Okay, okay, please. I know you are curious but please, stay calm. Answer all my question and I'll poof you back to your world."
"Huh?! Poof me back to my world?"
"Yeap yeap~! Anywaaay… I'm not going to harm you, Luffy-kun."
"Question? What question?"
"Okaaay~~ Let's start. A short intro, I am one of a newborn writer who is shipping you and Torao, uh Law, so the two of you will always be together, yes? And I kind of want to interview you about something."
"Shipping? What shipping? Why shipping us? What interview?"
"Because you two are adorable! And Law needs you, yeap~ and stop asking more question! It's my job to do that." She growled with her high pitchy sound, it didn't sound terrifying at all.
"A-are we?" Luffy blushed, scratching his cheek, sheepishly.
"Yeap~ Okay! Stop dilly-dally. I need you to answer my first question so we can finish this quickly. This question is from one of the follower of the story, yes, KaizokuNoHime-san. She asked, If Torao was food, what would he be in your opinion?" She glanced up to something above her which looked like a digital board? How could this even happening?
"Meat! Of course! The yummiest meat in the world." The noirette still answered, even he was confused about everything.
"Ohh… Couldn't agree more, yeah~!" Ookami laughed.
"Okaay~ let's moving on. Between Torao and meat! Which one will you choose? This one is a question from my fellow writer, Masamoony-chwan."
"Of course it will be, To-? Eh? Wait what?"
"And what is that?"
"Repeat the question again?"
"Between Torao and meat, which one will you choose?"
"Uhh.. both?"
"Sorry can't do, I won't let that kind of answer. One choice and the other will disappear." She giggled again. He makes a priceless terrified mixed with raging face.
"Bu-but! But that's not fair!"
"Hey… we are in your dream, aren't we? I promise to give you a happy ending." She winked, "But, be careful with your choice though."
"Mmmh… And why should I answer you?"
"Because if you choose not to, I won't let you out."
"Hey!"
"Sorry Luffy-chan, but I have too~"
"Aaaaagggghhhh! This is frustrating!"
"Just be honest."
"To-Torao… yeah… I think I choose him." The noirette pouts but he surely is blushing. Awwhh~ Ookami wagged her tail a little faster.
"I love your answer. Ooookaaaayyy~~ Next! What part of Law you love the most?"
"E- everything?"
"Choose one, c'mon."
"Euuh… I- I couldn't think of an-.."
"Really? Anything?"
"Yeah!"
"Then why are you reddening?"
"Reddening?"
"You're blushing Luffy-chan~"
"Am I?"
"So? What do you got on your mind?"
"Aaaa! eyes?"
"Eyes?" The little youkai*1 repeated.
"Yeah.. His eyes are captivating, they hide nothing and they always tell me how deep is his love and.. and when- whenever I see them, th- they make me l-lose myself." He blushed darken.
"Awwwwhhh~~~ That might not what I have in my mind, but I am satisfied~" Ookami suddenly float in the air and gave a small kiss on his nose, "And I did promise you to give a happy ending, right? It won't be that long, but for now you have to wait in the backstage first. I prepared a looooot of meat there." She continued, pointing the curtain with her hand.
"Me-meaaatt! OKaaayy~~~ Just call me if you need me."
"Sure do~~ enjoy!"
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Law walked in the dark. He wasn't sure he knew why he was here but, this was frustrating! He was hugging his cute little lover and why the fuck he was here in the dark?
And suddenly there was light. He yelped and glanced around, it was a stage?
"Hello~" Greeted a voice. Law searched for it, but couldn't found any.
"In front of you."
Law blinked thrice, four. What the hell was this?! A small girl with a pair of ears poking out, a tail was waging right to left and she was floating in the air without… wings? What the fuck happen?
"Wh-WHAT THE HELL?!" he spat.
"Now, now Torao-kun, it's not a good greeting manner."
"! Who the hell are you?!" he jumped back and already on his guard.
"Should I introduce myself again?" she groaned, though she still did, "Well, because you're handsome and cute, okaay~ I'll give you an introduction. Just call me Ookami, Torao-kun. And I sneaked into your dream to interrogate you with something."
"Hmph! Do you think I will comply with your word?"
"Oh relax. I will make you." She smirked.
"Try me!"
"Nyahah! As foul-mouthed as always, but I don't really care. I have a job to do. So, here we go. This is another question from the follower, KaizokuNoHime-san! Torao-kun, are you jealous of Zoro or Sabo because Luffy is very close to them?"
"Wh-what the fuck?! Why should I be jealous to.. them?"
"I dunno. Are you?"
"I do- don't… Yeah I don't!"
"Hmm… that's mean Luffy is free to jump on and give hug to anyone?"
".. Y-.. NO! Why he has to free jump on everybody?"
"Because you won't even care?"
"Y-ye…uh.."
"Hmmm?"
"NO! Why the fuck is this has any concern with you?!"
"Your final answer?"
"Kill you."
"Don't think you can do that. Oh C'mon.. don't make this complicated than it should be. I just need your damn answer!"
"Then ye-"
"Bear in your mind, I know whatever is going on in your mind. For example, you are trying hard to approve that you are okay with Luffy jumping onto anybody, in fact that you're trying to hold on your boiling rage inside your heart."
"Ho-HOW-!"
"Told 'ja…~ Muehehehe~~ Okay, So I get that, You're fuckin jealous of Sabo. Then what about Zoro?"
"I don't think he is a threat. He is so head over heel to his damn blond!"
"But you do know Sabo is Luffy's older brother, don't you?"
"That doesn't change the fact that Luffy is still clinging onto him, while he rarely doing it to Roronoa-ya.. Why the hell am I answering your question?"
"I don't really care. Now that I get your answer, let's move on. A question from Masamoony-chwan again, Are you a dog person or a cat person?"
"How about a bear person?" He answered unwillingly.
"Not in the option."
"Is Luffy a dog or a cat?" he asked, tone full of sarcasms.
"So, you mean, whatever Luffy is, your favorite will be him? Still not in the option, but I'm satisfied with your answer. So Luffy person it is." The girl giggled.
"… the hell?! Is that even fuckin exist?!"
"Yeap. Because I decided to make it exist."
"Really?" he snorts, "When?"
"Just now, after you say it. Nyahaha!"
"You're troublesome!"
"I don't really care."
But hey, he was mumbling something like 'Luffy person? That's quite perfect.' Oh such a foul denying idiot.
"Well, let's move on~ Which part of Luffy's is your favorite?"
"Gah! What is this? Some kind of joke?!"
"It's some kind of interrogation. Your answer, please?" she tilted her head, tensing her tail.
"No comment."
"You sure? I have your monkey here with me, and if you decided not to answer then…" the word hung.
"Fucking fuck! What do you want?"
"Finish my fucking job?"
"Argh! Cheek?"
"Oh I know you're lying. C'mon I need to collect the truth, TRUTH Torao-kun!"
"How did you know I was lying anyway?"
"You're soooo easy to read, genius! C'mon… truth! Or Luffy.."
"L-Liips! His lips!"
"Reason?"
"Arrgghh! You make this so fuckin hard!"
"You make this so damn complicated."
"He is cute, he always smile, his smile is warm, I love his smile, I love his grin, I love his taste, I love his everything! GAAhhhhhh! )(*&*^&$# ^&&%!" Law was blushing and starting to mutter incoherent word, because maybe his brain was over-working. Poor thing~
"Ohooo~~~ I'm glad, mueheheh~! That's good enough." Ookami laughed and flew down, "Now before we move on. I'll call Luffy to join you here."
"You what?!"
"In the back stage, yes. Be back in a minute. Kind reminder, you can run, but I can call you back anytime soon. So it will still be useless. Muehehe~~"
"You little prick!"
"I'm aware of that Tora-kun.."
"I am Trafalgar for God sake!"
"Whooopps.. sorry I forgot about that... Yes yes Law-chan. I'll abandon that Torao because it's a special name from Luffy. Nyahah~" then that strange chibi*1 quickly retreated to the back stage to drag that vigorous monkey back to the stage.
Five minutes later,
"Yey! And the two of you is now here!" she flew back in, while Luffy was trotting behind her.
"To-Toraooo?!" In an instant Luffy was already flying to Law's direction which the other who was still sulking widened his eyes in disbelief and the two just topple onto another.
"You're also here~" Luffy sang happily, crushing the taller noirette in his hug beneath him.
"Lu-Luffy-ya, sthopp... Can't bre- athe.."
"C'mon now, Luffy... You'll kill him." Ookami pouted, ripping him away from the other.
"Aah... But I still want to be with Torao."
"Yes, yes Luffy-chan. You will still be with him. Now, now the both of you are here. I still have a lot of question for you."
"Kkuhk! Still have?" Law groaned.
"Yeap yeap. Now... It's a question from one of the guest. How many times you guys have sex in a week?"
"BBUUAAAHH!" Law burst out, while Luffy frowned in confusion.
"I know actually it's your private time but... Yeah well, we need to know. Yeah, kind of."
"I can go for Torao as much as he-" Law quickly slapped his mouth to shut him up.
"Lu-Luffy-ya!"
"That's amazing, yeah.. then? How many time?"
"You won't let us slip with this, will you?"
"I can trade with something else."
"For example?"
"Show us how do you kiss, maybe?"
"Once a day. Kinda." Law answered quick, very quick with tone of finality. That did the trick, Ookami grinned.
"But Torao… you still ask for-"
"For God sake! Luffy-ya! Let me handle this!" Law growled desperately, while his face was reddening to a very nice pink color.
"Muehehe~ I love Luffy's naivety." She cackled, clenching her stomach. Suddenly Law had an idea, he could crunch this chibi girl who was still floating with his bare hand, she was too small to even struggle. It was all for the sake to end this bizarre dream.
"Ohh no, you don't. I'll fucking damn you to the hell and back if you try that, Law-chan." She warned him so quickly, he just gapped from his bemused state.
"Okay, so please let us move on. I waste too much time here. Now the next question is… I know you two are both male, but IF one of you will be pregnant, who will?"
"GAAAHH!" Law groaned again, Luffy was pouting hard.
"Should I repeat that for you, Luffy-chan?"
"No.. no…, Torao will bear our children?"
"Will you Luffy-ya?"
"I don't know…"
Both Luffy and Law were drowned in silence. The chibi Ookami just couldn't stand that any longer.
"Fine, fine! I'll let you go with this question. That leave us to the final question! How many children will you have and what is his or her name?"
"What's with you and your fuckin annoying question?" Law hissed desperately.
"Work, work. If I don't have good information, you two might be gone on your own way, you know that?"
"Wh-WHY?! I won't let anyone take Torao from me!" It was the smaller noirette turn to hiss dangerously, clinging to his lover lean arm.
"Lu-Luffy-ya…" Law was face-palming his own face, devastated. There was no way they could get away with this, except to answer her question.
"Ho- how many do you want, Luffy-ya?" Law whispered to the boy next to him.
"H-huh? How many what?"
"You're not listening to her question?"
"O-OHH! Oh!" he repeated then suddenly he became a rotten tomato, over-heated. His head was letting out white smoke. Puffing up his cheek, he whispered back to answer his lover.
"Two then! A boy and a daughter! Satisfied?!" Law barked towards Ookami.
"Name please…"
"Little Luffy Torao! Toraruru Luffy!" Luffy exclaimed excitedly.
"WHAT THE FUCK WITH THAT NAMEEE?!" both Ookami and Law shouted in rage.
"So what do you have in your mind, Law-chan?" huffed the chibi floating girl.
"Lu-… Lu… Lu-ya? O-or… La-La-o…"
"You both are sucks!" Ookami spat in disgust. She then flicked her little finger and she seemed to be talking with somebody.
"Okay… I'll help. This was my friend idea's anyway… Why don't you fucking search for spanish's name? Li-like Loran or Lori or something! Be more creative! C'mon!"
"I can't just decide it randomly! Oh my God! You are the one who ask so suddenly!" Law groaned in defeat. Sure, naming a baby wasn't an easy job after all.
"…. You might be right. Hufff~~~! Ah I don't have enough time, and my job was yet complete, but I do have some more information so… it's not so bad. Then, as I promised before, goodbye~ And let us meet again somewhere in the future." The men could only blink in confuse, hearing the strange girl rambling something they didn't understand.
"And poof you go~!" she said.
Both Noirettes were back into darkness.
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"S-so… we did have the same dream? Bu-but why?" Luffy asks, puzzled.
"How do I know? That was the most absurd thing I've experienced in my whole life, luckily it was just a dream."
"Shishishishi~~ can't agree more. Bu-but hey.. Torao…"
"Yeah?"
"Do- do you want kids, u-uh.. wi-with me?"
"GAAAAHH! Why a-re you… ask-asking this?"
"I-… uhmm…" Luffy flusters furiously, couldn't think any answer. Law bites his lower lip and smiles at last. He quickly pulls the smaller boy into his hug.
"Of course. That will be the proof of our love, won't it?"
"Shishishishi~ I'll do anything as long as I'm with you, Torao." Luffy giggles and topples the taller noirette down.
"You serious?"
"Yup! Death serious!" Luffy says and places a quick kiss on Law's lips.
"I love you, Torao~ love you tooo much!"
"Silly! Of course, because I love you too very much." Law replies his kiss playfully, pulling the neglected bed cover.
"G'nite, Chibi."
"Nite, Torao."
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[Toraaaooo ;*. Busy?] – Luffy 15.30 PM
[Nope. Going out for a coffee :q How 'bout you?] – you 15.32PM
[I'm with Robin. I get it!] – Luffy 15.33 PM
[What do you get?] – You 15.35 PM
[How does this sound? Luca or Lana?] – Luffy 15.36 PM
Law frowns, he suddenly get a strange jumpy feeling about this.
[What is that?] – You 15.37 PM
[Names! For our babies! Lana is for the girl and Luca is for the boy! Robin sure helps a lot! :D :D 3 I love how that sounds, how 'bout you? :D :*] – 15.39 PM
And Law bangs his head – accidentally – onto the nearest vending machine, can't stop his head to self-destruct itself. Fucking dreams! Oh! A coffee can just rolls out from the machine.
[Torao? Are you there?] – Luffy 16.01 PM.
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I have to fuckin re-write the whole story and like whatever! I don't know if it's work or not and we are talking about closing the weeks of LawLu here… I was desperate! T_T
And Luckilyyyyyy, My ever sweet Moony-chwan was there with me helping with minor things but it turned out to be just the idea I need the most! So here~~ I give you a bunch of loves and flowers for you~~~ (oh shit I can't do flowers here!) muuumuuuwaaacchhss!
And for those who still follow the S till T weeks from me, here a fuckiinn BIG HUG for you GUUYSSS! I'm suppppppeeerrr happy you still stick around with me 3 3
Also a special thanks for KaizokuNoHime whom already helped me to think of some question in the story above. Laft you toooo~~~ 3 3
And that's it from me, HokkyokuNoOokami for the LawLu Weeks Challenge of 2017~~! I hope you guys fella pirates enjoy the strangely perfect pair!
Do review, or follow, or fave, or whatever you like, as long as you read this I'm grateful~
Until next time Fellas!
Jyaa~~ ^o~/
HnO