Kk, so it's time for… *drum roll* another Ugh, Jalapenos!

Disclaimer- Me not JP.

Special thanks: Some OCs to torture- CheyRainAwesomeness, The 'If you pulled a insert character you have done insert action'- ADHD kid in jail

Gazzy POV

I looked at the monitor of my computer, laughing at some random person's profile on FanFiction. Who comes up with this stuff? I mean, punching someone in the face because they chose paper? Squirting lemons in life's eye?

But then I saw the monstrosity, the monstrosity that I had to complete.

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without themrealizing you were you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inanimate object withoutrealizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for thepast five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people reallyloudly, and everyone could hear it and smell you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone else's personal space,without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel bygaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but Ihighly recommend the first one.

The Max one, well, that was spot-on. Fang was too, but Iggy was too awesomesauce to run into an inanimate object! Nudge, hers was perfect for her too… I have never farted in a large group of people! Just groups of six or less! Oh, and Angel's was kind of offensive but still right.

Right then was when I made the crucial decision, I was going to do all of these. First one: Max.

I went into the Phoenix mall in Arizona, wondering what to do now. The Max thing wasn't something you did consciously. Then I looked in hot topic and saw some cans of spray that made your hair look wacky. I have to get some! They might blow up! So I ran in but saw they were too expensive, and slipped them in my jacket.

The mall cop walked up to me a few minutes later and put me in the mall jail cells for stealing. I just then realized that I had pulled a Max!

I took out the list and crossed out pulling a Max. Looks like a Fang will have to wait, I'm kinda in jail.

Iggy was also something you had to be subconsciously doing, so I skipped that one too. That meant it was time to pull a Nudge. My cell partner (who I hadn't realized was there) tapped me on the shoulder. He stole my pulling a Fang!

I turned to him. "What are you in here for I'm here for stealing some hair coloring it was blue and I wanted to blow it up… don't you think explosions are so cool I mean they're all pretty like rainbows and unicorns and ponies oh and have you seen that new show My Little Pony what's your name?"

"Nik," he said, then punched me in the face. Everything went black.

I woke up in a hospital bed surrounded by the flock, Ms. Martinez, Ella, Dylan, that 'Nik' guy, a girl holding Nik's hands behind his back, two nurses, and Total.

I then farted, my loudest and stinkiest fart ever, and laughed as they all ran away. After I pulled out the list, I crossed out pulling a Nudge and a Gazzy.

Realizing that I could get up, it was just my face that was bruised, I stood up and walked to the only place the flock would be: the Cafeteria.

When I got there I saw the flock sitting in a corner with a three foot wall of pudding in front of each one of them. No doubt they were going to have a contest to see who could eat the most.

Then I saw the girl who I didn't recognize from the hospital room. Extra sneakily, I walked up behind her and made a pedophile faces. When she turned around she let out a silent scream and clutched her heart, but she was fine.

I looked at her. "What's your name?"

"Nikole, but call me Niki."'

"Okay Niki, why were you holding the person who put me in the hospitals' arms behind his back?"

"He's my brother and I took him here to say sorry."

"What school do you go to?"

"Uh, why do you want to know?"

"Just tell me."

"Santa Fe High."

"Oh what teacher and how old are you?"

"Lot of teacher and 16." Her face scrunched up in confusion.

I looked at the blue and red streaks in her hair. "How could you do that to your hair? Get only one color, blue and red clash… do you have a job?"

"No," she said, and tried to push past me.

"Oh, I know! What's your favorite color?"

"Either blue or red."

"What's your favorite quote?"

"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. I have to go now."

"Wait," I yelled, and turned, starting to run toward her… only to run into a pile of empty pudding cups. I guess the flock was throwing their empties over here… I ACCOMPLISHED ALL OF THEM!

I then farted and they evacuated the hospital.