WOOOOOOOOO!
Now that I've got that out of my system, hey everyone!
I hope you've all had a lovely Christmas and a Happy New Year :)
Unfortunately my computer broke so I was unable to upload this little Christmas special on time. Also, it's not as long as it was originally as I had to rewrite it from scratch today (whilst trying to remember as much as I could of it XD)
Luckily I have a massive box of pocky as motivation fuel.
Well I hope you enjoy it anyways!
Monday 26th December
10:56pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Ahhh yesterday was wonderful.
You see, my boss is still treating me like some grounded teenager.
So I thought that I was just going to be spending Christmas day with my magical friends (who are REAL by the way.)
And as we're opening presents, I hear this screaming sound.
I looked around to see where it was coming from.
It was then that I realised that there was some fatass stuck up my chimney.
Now do I really have to tell you who it was?
After the rescue mission to save America, he finally emerges, covered in soot.
Usually I would have scolded him but I decided to make an exception as I hadn't seen him in a while.
Unfortunately I had forgotten that Sealand was here. So as he walked into the room he was shocked to see me kissing a very bedraggled Santa Claus.
That is how I ended up with a slap around the face and a disturbed little kid.
However, it was all worth it.
My first present from America was a rape whistle.
Yes.
That's correct.
A rape whistle.
When I questioned him he merely said, "You never know when France will attack again, so next time you'll be ready!"
Now it was America's turn to get slapped in the face.
America loved my presents for him which included:
A Superhero cape
A fast food recipe book
A book on aliens and UFO spotting
Chocolates
The Marvel Superhero Collection book
Some new video games
A fitness video
And a "special" present.
But nothing could prepare me for what America had gotten me.
As I was nearing the end of opening my presents (which included: "Cooking for Dummies", A teabag holder thingy, a book on magic, the complete Harry Potter boxset and another "special" present), I noticed there was a small box left.
I looked at it questioningly.
"Well go on, open it!" America yelled impatiently.
It was a ring.
A promise ring.
The most beautiful one I had ever seen.
It had a sapphire decorated with rubies in a flower formation, and the band was lined with diamonds.
I was seriously close to tears.
"Merry Christmas." America said in that dreamy tone that only I'm allowed to hear.
And with that we kissed.
1st January
1:15pm
I have literally just gotten out of bed.
My head is absolutely killing me and thanks to America I can no longer sit down.
But the World New Years party was worth it.
Let's see, which bit should I tell you about first?
Well, first of all there was the world buffet which was delicous.
Sadly not very many people seemed to want to try the British stall.
I can't imagine why - Yorkshire pudding tastes delicous!
Then there was a massive drinking competition between Germany and Prussia.
Germany won in the end, but Prussia still claims to be the better drinker anyway.
We all watched Japan and Korea doing these funny dances to their music (obviously Japan had drank a substantial amount of alcohol before hand).
I also got a chance to catch up with...with...erm...Canada.
Apparantly his relationship with France is going smoothly.
I think I may have finally shaken off "le Frog" once and for all.
Finally, it was time for the countdown to 2012.
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Everyone was cheering happily and I finally had an excuse to kiss America in public.
Eventually we all went to bed.
Now I only have one tiny issue that needs resolving.
Convincing America that the world is NOT going to end this year!
Awwwwwww *gets the warm fuzzies*
I hope this chapter was worth waiting for.
And also, if you're interested I've just started a blog:
the-otaku-diary / blogspot . com (remove the spaces)
Please leave a review on the way out :)
Sayonara