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"... I will be the master of deceit and circumvention... Mastering the art of identities is imperative..." -Section 15.8; ANBU Oath

Kakashi yanked at the other's sweaty black mat of hair.

Sasuke groaned wantonly beneath him, "I'm so fuckin' close." He whispered in that hot, needy voice, making Kakashi's head spin. He instinctively shut his eyes and grunted in response.

At this point, the jounin could hear him gasping and most definitely feel his fingers desperately clawing into his back. He was arching into him every now and then, failing as Kakashi refused him contact, and instead plopped back hopelessly onto the mattress. His thick and brimming cock left to disappointingly bob mid-air. And the way that Sasuke still effectively glared at him mid-fuck told the Hatake that fuck... he was going to pay for this later.

So, to put the Uchiha's glare at ease Kakashi assured him, "Just a little bit longer," he muttered against his hair. He just wanted this to last a little bit more... needed this to last a little bit more. He hadn't touched Sasuke in days and gods... it was like a rehab patient getting back on crack. The high was just so fucking good that he seriously thought he'd right-about die when he came. If not be knocked out for a week straight.

Something that Kakashi hadn't done since he was still in school. "Oh yeah."

Kakashi's eyes screwed shut as he pumped viciously into Sasuke's tight hole. His name spilling from the other's lips like a spell, for what? He didn't know. In the end it would just get him what he wanted.

"Oh, fuck!" Sasuke sounded through gritted teeth as hot spurts of white liquid streamed onto his and Kakashi's stomachs alike. The sight, no doubt, being the very thing that sent the older into his own white tunnel of desire.

Sasuke watched him throw is head back, "Fuuuuucck." He moaned.

Kakashi lazily rolled off of him and plopped into a hot mess of limbs beside him. His arms and legs out stretched he could feel Sasuke do the same. Well, stretch his arms and just attempt to stretch his legs anyways; because from the rounds they just made he'd be surprised if the young man could even twitch his big toe... and that was if he strained to do so.

He could feel Sasuke's breath finally evening against his ear, "Next time." He began, "No more- Icha- Icha moves."

"Why not?!" Kakashi shot up. Telling him that was that equivalent of Sasuke chopping off his balls. And even with the second option he'd still be able to do a few Icha- Icha moves!

He glared at the amused look on the younger's face, "Because drawings can bend and twist in ways that humans should not," he cooly explained. He shut his eyes and crossed his arms behind his head, "I swear, that move with the jump rope and the exercise ball? I thought I was going to die."

Kakashi breathed a laugh, "Why didn't you use our safety word?"

"I don't know," the mattress moved when Sasuke shrugged. "I figured that there's no better way to go."

"How would I explain that to Gondaime? 'Sorry Hokage, I always warned Sasuke that his kinks would kill him one day and I guess it really did'?"

The incredulous tone of his voice made Sasuke smirk, "That wouldn't work even if she was drunk and high." Which, though he would never admit, he thought was about half the time she saw him. And considering that he had to make regular behavioral reports to her that made it about... oh, about 4 times a week. I guess that woman had to fend off the stress somehow.

"Glad you came to your senses."

"I mean, your face just screams bondage and leather fetish," Sasuke pointed out. "Literally, you wear a mask in public."

Before he knew it a pillow was hurled at his face. One he easily blocked with the raise of his arm, "Shut up." Kakashi spat. "At least I didn't walk around wearing a freakin' curtain."

"It was a phase!"

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Kakashi waltzed into the classroom and plopped down in a seat facing Genma. His eyes trained on the "sensei", watching his brows knit together and even a bead of sweat slip between them. So he had to wonder, just how much effort the man was putting into grading those... well, whatever he was grading. That means they were probably overdue.

Without looking up the Shiranui asked, "How was the mission?"

"It was alright, just more time consuming than I thought." he replied in that signature even tone of his. "I mean, who knew that escorting some princess to some two-three neighboring villages would be difficult?"

Genma glanced up, stacking another essay in the 'graded' pile. "Oh? How many enemy nin attacked you?" He asked. Kakashi rolled his eyes.

"NONE!" He howled throwing his hands into the air. "That's the fuckin' problem! None. She just kept nagging and nagging and nagging," his frustration preventing him from catching the growing smirk on the teacher's lips. "GODS, I thought I was going to kill her. I really did."

Genma chuckled, "And that sir." He said the honorific in a way that... well, removed any honor in it. "Is what happens when you pick your missions based on how hot the target is. Fucking pervert," The latter was said with the utmost affection.

And if the grin on Kakashi's face was of any indication, the man didn't really mind. "Like you've never done it before."

"Oh, I know I've done it before," the senbon chewer said as a matter of fact. "That is until I learned my lesson!"

Now, Kakashi just had to laugh at that. Because Genma? Learn a lesson? Please, there was a greater chance of the guy being faithful. And trust him, that's at a .001%. "What happened?" he scoffed. "You end up having sex with a guy?"

And the answer that came next was not exactly what Kakashi Hatake was expecting. Scratch that, it wasn't at all what he was expecting from the loud mouth... pure silence. Pure silence that said it all.

"ALMOST!" Genma screamed as Kakashi fell to the floor laughing. He rolled his eyes in frustration, "Yeah, yeah. It's all fun and games until someone accidentally turns gay!"

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Kakashi had an arm around him, with Sasuke resting his head against his chest.

Their naked forms were even sweatier than their previous activities could have caused, but the Konoha summer was to blame. Their clothes and blankets were tossed to the floor, and anything else that could even raise the temperature of the bed by 1 degree. In fact, Sasuke was getting close to sleeping on the tiled floor. It had to be colder there.

"What did you want for dinner tomorrow?" Sasuke asked as his finger traced the dips of Kakashi's chest. "I was thinking about making some-"

"I won't be coming home tomorrow night," the unexpected interruption forcing younger to glare over his shoulder.

"Mission?"

"No," he shook his head. "I have some date with this girl I met a few nights ago. She wanted to have dinner with me so..." he shrugged his shoulders to relay his point.

Sasuke simply nodded, and said nothing in reply after that. He just let a kind of awkward silence envelope them as his mind conflicted with emotions in response to Kakashi's plans. I mean, he didn't own Kakashi or anything, so he really shouldn't care what Kakashi wanted to do with himself.

But at the same time, he couldn't help wanting to kill the bitch who'd be doing the things he did to Kakashi. Riding him, sucking him... UGH! Just the thought of having someone else's lips made his blood boil.

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The Hatake could see the war of emotions raging in Sasuke's eyes. His pupils were trained on nothing in particular, but his eyes were determined. Kakashi wasn't clueless however, as to what was causing this commotion. He knew- no- expected Sasuke to act this way, which is exactly why he came prepared.

And by prepared he means being naked.

Because, really, how mad could Sasuke get when Kakashi was in the nude? The Jounin was hoping, not much.

Shifting a bit as he spoke, "We already talked about this Sasuke," Kakashi re. "We need to act as natural as possible so people don't suspect anything."

"I know that," Sasuke quirked a brow. "Why? Do you think it bothers me?" He defensively began. I mean, it's not like he wasn't used to the idea. As a matter of fact, he was a pro at it back then... so why wouldn't he be even better at it now.

It was Kakashi's turn to raise a brow now.

Sasuke blinked, "What?"

He raised his other brow, "So you're telling me that you wouldn't mind if, oh, I don't know." He grabbed Sasuke's free hand and wrapped it around himself, "She started doing this?"

"No."

"Oh yeah? What about," he whispered into the raven's ear.

"KAKASHI!"

"I can dream."

Kakashi sat at the cozy booth with his date, an abundance of food and drinks set out before them . He was good friends with the owner of this place so the guy was more than happy to help him out when he mentioned he was on a date. It was hardly ever that Kakashi brought a girl to the club, so he knew (or thought) this girl was something special. And he'd liked that. The guy always told the Copy nin that he needed to settle down and start a family. Probably thought I'd finally heeded his advice Kakashi thought to himself as he kept up his act.

If her lack ofThe girl was already buzzed and becoming overtly friendly as she as now starting to slide her hands up and down Kakashi's thighs. His eyes widened a bit in surprise.

"You're getting a little anxious aren't you baby?" he routinely tucked a strand of hair behind her ear as she spoke. His eyes obviously flirting with hers.

"I can't wait to get you alone." She confessed as her hands aggressively relayed the message. "I'll get you crazy."

"Oh, I'm sure you will," he perfunctorily teased. As much fun as this was, he really couldn't help but have Sasuke on the brain. He wondered what he was doing, if he was sleeping, if he bothered to have anything for dinner... if he showered. His interest piqued at the last thought.

"Kakashi!" the woman's shrill pulled him from his thoughts. He blinked, "Are you alright?"

"Uh yeah... yeah. Sorry about that," he smiled to her. "I'm just getting kind of tired." She nodded as he spoke, "Did you want to go back to your place or something?"

"Definitely."

And as they headed out the door together, Kakashi made sure to catch the eyes of all his fellow Jounin in the room. A simple nod, a friendly raise of the hand, anything that would get them to see that he was leaving with this girl tonight.

He didn't want the night to go to waste.

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Author's Note: Okay, so I won't even bother to give a lame excuse. I know I promised to try and make updates more regularly, but school, work and a number of recreational activities kept me busy. BUT I have had this sitting on my desktop since March, it just took me longer than expected to tidy up and post. I'm a perfectionist to a fault.

But please, please R&R. You guys know how much I love it! If you don't usually review, even a single "Nice" would suffice for the meantime. And to my patient and loyal readers ... I still love you all and I hope you all still love me! Haha.

Please bear with me guys, I'm trying to find a path for this story to take, and I hope you guys will find it amusing. And sorry about lack of ShikaNeji, they'll be in the next update for sure, or I might add them onto this. I just wanted to get an update out there ASAP. Also, FIRST ATTEMPT at bedroom scene. YIKES.