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hello dear loyal-ish readers! this is a SPECIAL PREVIEW CHAPTER which i typed out of my habit, you know (or you may not know), my habit of skipping to the end-ish. well, i typed this up a while back and, after much deliberation, i finally decided to post it for your pure entertainment! read if you wish to find out where my lil story is heading! this isn't near the ending but it's where it will head before i finish it. this is a first draft: not really much spoilers so you won't need to worry about any. . . spoils?
READ ON IF YOU ARE CURIOUS!
or else just skip it! and wait until my story catches up. . .
"Send her out."
The dean paused for a second when hearing the vampire girl, looking at Chamo first, who nodded enthusiastically then at Albireo, who smiled impassively.
"Interesting. . . alright, you get your wish, Evangeline-chan."
"Asuna-san! Asuna-san!"
"Wha." Asuna woke to the sound of Negi's voice. "Wha ya want."
"You're- you're sleeping on me!" Asuna forced opened her tired eyes. She had her face to Negi's chest and both her arms were hugging his waist. Asuna felt him wiggle underneath her weight. "You're heavy, Asuna-san!"
"Ah, well, that sucks." She went back to sleep, much to Negi's dismay."Asuna-san! I can't breath!"
"Dang it, Negi! It's frickin' Sunday! Shut up and let me sleep." She then heard a loud, feminine laugh. Angrily, she sat up to yell at whoever was laughing. "Shut the hell up!" There was a woman standing in the middle of their room. She was tall with long, green hair, pale skin and bat-like wings on her back and the sides of her head. Her black and purple clothing looked like something out of a lingerie catalog, fitting tight to her curves and revealing too much of her large chest. She held her hands up, showing both boys her blood red manicure."Who the hell are you?" Asuna jumped to her feet causing the bed springs to crackle under her weight. What is it with evil-looking women and using underwear as day clothes? "Whatcha doing in our room!"
"Asuna-san!" Asuna spun around to Negi. He was suspended in mid-air with his arms frantically waving about in an attempt to grab onto something.
The woman laughed again. "I'll be taking your final favorite princess now, Asuna-love." As her hands moved, Negi's body moved with them. She was about to snap her fingers when suddenly Asuna jumped her.
"Let go of Negi, you stupid shank!" She shook the woman violently. "Let him go!" She slapped her hard.
"Ow!" The spell on Negi broke, dropping him on the bed. "You bastard! How dare you hit a woman!" She grabbed at her red cheek. "Your soul may be female but your body is male!" She pulled back her hand and slapped Asuna. "Learn some manners!"
"What the hell!" Asuna recoiled from the pain of the slap. "You were trying to steal Negi from me! I have every right to hit the enemy!"
"Er, Asuna-san, remember: gentleman." Negi had jumped from the bed and was standing next to her in a battle stance with staff in hand. "Please, Asuna-san."
Asuna stared at him in disbelief. "Damn, Negi! She just tried to take you! Whatcha want me to do! Take her clothes off and make love to her?"
"I wouldn't mind." The woman appeared next to Asuna. She wrapped her arm around the boy's neck and whispered in his ear, "It'll be fun hearing your screams of pleasure, even if you did used to be a girl."
Asuna shoved the woman from her. "Why the hell would I be screaming in pleasure? I'd rather be screaming for someone to kill me!" She frowned at her with disgust. "You," she put her fists in front of her, "will not be leaving this room alive!"
"Asuna-san!"
A literal snap could be heard as Asuna lost her temper. "Damnit, Negi! You never used to say anything about this when I was a girl!" She started yelling at the boy next to her. "What do you want from me? You want me to let her take you? You want me to just stand 'n watch as she steals something of mine? You want me to gift-wrap and FED-EX you to her house?"
"Enough!" The woman stomped her high-heeled foot. "I had come here to take both of your friends, but I failed in acquiring the one you like most." She placed a hand dramatically on her forehead. "Now I will have to suffer the consequences."
"What?" The realization hit Asuna like a brick. She spun around toward the beds. "KONOKA!" The bottom bunk were her best friend was supposed to be sleeping in was empty. "What- what did you do with Konoka!" She turned back to the mysterious woman. "You-!" She was gone and in her place was a glowing scroll floating in the air. "What the-"
Negi stared at it curiously. "Ah, Asuna-san, look it says something," Negi reached out to take it but his hand was grabbed by Asuna.
"Oh, no you ain't. What if it's another trick to steal you?" She shoved the younger boy back. "I'll look at it." She stepped in front of it. "If it's got a spell on it, then it won't work on me." When Asuna took it from the air, she noticed that the scroll had a string labeled 'pull'. "Well, that's convenient." She roughly yanked it off. Both boys stepped back as the scroll unrolled itself in the air. The light from the magical roll was blinding, forcing them to turn their sight away. When the light dim, a fuzzy creature the size of a softball was floating in the place of the scroll.
"Nya~!" It purred. "Good morning, nya~! I am here to aid you on your quest, dear prince." It stopped talking when it saw two boys. "Oh! Two princes? They trying to pull a fast one on Binkie? Binkie better get double pay, nya~!"
Both boys stared dumbfounded at the strange creature, then Asuna snatched the thing from the air. "What the hell are you supposed to be!" She squished it in her fist. It let out a shrill cry, then dissolved between her fingers. "What the f-"
It suddenly appeared floating next to Negi. With wide eyes, the younger boy turned to look at it. "Eh?"
Asuna rammed it with the first thing her hand could pick up. "YOU AIN'T TAKING HIM!" The thing was sent flying into the wall.
"Er, Asuna-san. I don't think it wants to kidnap me." Negi stared at the flattened thing as it stuck onto the wall. "Let's at least give it a chance to talk."
"Fine, but you're staying behind me." Asuna walked to the thing and peeled it off the wall. It lay in her hand like a paper, letting out soft whimpers as her sharp gaze studied the white creature. "What do you want?"
The thing looked at her with pathetic eyes. "My goal in life is to aid you in your quest, dear prince, nya~. That is all I want, nya~."
"What quest? I don't have any quest!" Asuna had the urge of crushing it in her palm again. She was losing her short temper. "What are you talking about?"
"The quest for your twenty-eight princesses, my dear prince, nya~!" The thing suddenly recovered from Asuna's attack, inflating itself to it's original size. "Your princesses! Your queens! They have been taken! You must rescue them and return them to your side, nya~!" It jumped around energetically in Asuna's palm. "We must go!"
"What. The. Hell." Asuna glanced at Negi who looked back at her with confusion in his eyes. "Princesses? My queens? Who the hell are these queens?" She shook the thing. "A quest for my twenty-eight princess? I haven't even met one official princess, how the hell did I end up with twenty-eight?"
"Asuna-san." Negi tugged at her shirt to get her attention. "Asuna-san, I- I- I think it means your classmates." There was a slight hint of panic in his brown eyes. "I think that's where that woman took Konoka-san."
"WHAT!" She crushed the thing in her grip again, turning it into liquid. "She took all our friends?" Asuna ran out of the room. "Setsuna! Chisame!" In a panic, she banged on her classmates' doors as she ran down the hall. "Nodoka-san! Ayaka! Akira! Makie! Kaede!" She turned the corner, yelling out more of her friends names. "Anybody here!"
"Asuna-san!" She turned to see Negi running towards her with the thing floating next to him. "Binkie-san says he knows the way to get everyone back!"
"DIE YOU BASTARD!"
"AAAIIIIEEEE!"
"Asuna-san!"
Asuna's punch missed the thing by a hair and struck the nearby wall. It cowered in fear as Asuna pulled her fist from the wall, leaving behind a hole in the plaster. She gave the thing a cold, stony glare. "You will help us get our friends back." The thing nodded rapidly then hid in Negi's chest pocket.
"Asuna-san. That was not necessary." He placed his hand gently on the shivering ball hiding in his pocket. "He had already said he would help us."
"Silence, Negi!" Negi's mouth snapped shut. "Go and get ready with your bestest gear." She looked at him with a wide grin on her face and eyes that could scare the pants off anyone, well, except maybe Chisame. "We'rea going woman-hunting. . ."
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{CONTINUED}
OooOOoooOOoo! how did eva and al end up in with chamo and the dean? how come asuna isn't mentally scarred from all that abuse i put her/him through? what the hell is binkie? how did i get from point A to point B? want the answers to these and any other questions you may have? well, read on and support me! yay! this is probably the only time you'll EVER see me asking for reviews so: REVIEW PLEASE! tell me whether you like/dislike where it's going or that you're curious as to see how i'll pull it off or if someone's personality is way off, but any feed back is fine with me. reviews make me feel special and such, plus, they push me to update faster! yes! update faster means you all can see my marvelous writing-abilities knit together this chapter into the rest of the story! WOO!
Chapter Ten will continue shortly after this. . .
ChAlLeNgE!
p.s for anyone interested, the first person to guess who is the 'evil' woman that i described above [yep a small crossover], i'll review with great detail every chapter of every story that the correct guesser has EVER written! . . . what did i just type? na, NONE of my readers will guess! i have no fear! HAHAHAhaahaaa!
(okay, maybe just a little bit. . .)