DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH AND ALEX.
(ALEX BELONGS TO TAILSDOLL123)
CLAIM: I DO OWN THIS PLOT AND ALL MY OC'S
I was happily sitting in the Third Division office when I heard a loud bang coming down from the hall and followed by
"SO~~N~!"
"Bugger!" Son said hiding all of her paperwork, Zanpakuto, and all of my Bleach Manga's.
"Elizabeth, where's your 10th book?" Son asked me.
"In my hand..." I said questionably.
Son grabbed my book from my hand and threw it out the window. As soon as Son shut the window, the door flew open.
"SON! I'M BACK FROM THE LOOKING GLASS WORLD!" A cheery voice yelled.
I saw a teenage girl with dirty blonde hair and turquoise eyes standing in the doorway.
"It's... It's..."
"Who's the dope pointing at me saying 'It's... It's...'?" The girl asked.
"Lizzy... What's the matter?" Son asked.
"It's... It's..." I was in real shock.
"Did I break her?" Alex asked.
"It's... It's..."
"I think so. Can you take her to Retsu please Alex?"
"SURE!" Alex grabbed my arm, and dragged me to the 4th Division.
"BIG MAMA WHERE ARE YOU?!" Alex shouted walking down the 4th Division corridor.
"Alex, how are you?" Retsu asked.
"I'm good... But Son said I broke this girl..." Alex replied.
"It's... It's..."
"She won't stop saying 'It's... It's...',"
"Elizabeth..." Retsu said looking in my eyes.
"It's..."
"Elizabeth..." I saw Retsu glaring at me.
I screamed and jumped on Alex, not knowing it was Alex.
"RAPE!" Alex screamed.
I screamed and jumped on Retsu. Retsu looked into my eyes.
I jumped off of Retsu and ran down the 4th Division corridor, to the exit screaming.
I ran in Son's office.
"SON! SHE'S A MANIAC!" I said running in the room and jumping on Son.
"Who Lizzy?" Son asked.
"HER!" I shouted pointing to Alex who was talking to MSF 15 about Son.
"I knew that..."
"BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! I KNOW WHO CREATED HER! SHE IS ALSO A MAD PERSON!" I shouted at Son as I climbed on her shoulders, hugging her face.
"Get off of me Elizabeth!" Son shouted at me, trying to remove my hands from her face.
"DON'T TOUCH HER!" Alex screamed at me.
I screamed, jumped off of Son, opened the window and jumped out of it.
"What's up with her?" Alex asked innocently.
Son sighed...
I ran in the 11th Division and ran in one of the training rooms and saw Kenpachi in there, training the new comers.
I jumped on Kenpachi.
"SAVE ME!" I shouted in his ear.
"From what?" He asked.
"ALEX!" I shouted even louder.
Kenpachi walked to the door with me still clinging on to him.
"DON'T GO OUT THERE! ARE YOU MAD!" I shouted in his ear.
Kenpachi slid the door open and walked down the corridor to his office.
He opened his office door, walked in, shut the door, and locked it.
"I don't think that will keep her out..." I said.
I heard screaming and loud bangs coming down the corridor.
I stated to climb down from Kenpachi.
"Why are you climbing down?" Kenpachi asked.
"So I can stand behind you when she attacks you, so I can jump out the nearest window,"
The door slammed open.
"LIZZY-CHAN!" Alex shouted.
Kenpachi hid behind me.
"... Why are you hiding behind me?" I asked Kenpachi.
"Kenpachi is scared of me!" Alex said cheerfully.
"Ha! Kenpachi..." I evaluated the situation... Kenpachi locked his office door... Alex burst in... Kenpachi is hiding... behind... me...
I started to laugh. I fell on the floor laughing my head off.
"Can I take her?" Alex asked.
Kenpachi nodded his head.
I was still on the floor laughing extremely hard. Alex grabbed my arm, and dragged me out of the Division.
"Alex, I've stopped laughing, can you let go of me now?"
"I'm taking you to see Hollow's!"
"No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
"Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
'I hope I have jelly on me!' I thought to myself rummaging through my pockets.
'Lolly, paper clip, needle, thread, scissors, thimble... JELLY!'
"Oh Alex... Let me go... and I will give you this!" I said holding up Lemon flavoured Jelly.
"JELLY!" Alex shouted. She dived on my and grabbed the Jelly out of my hand.
I held up a spoon, she grabbed it, and opened the jelly.
I smiled.
"Go and see Son please!" I said.
"OK!" Alex said cheerfully.
I walked back to the 11th Division.
"Hey!" A voice called.
I looked to see Ikkaku walking though the corridor, which was a mess from when Alex had been looking for me.
"Hey! What's up?" I asked.
"Have you seen Kenpachi?" He asked.
"Last time I saw him was... in his office. I was just going to see him," I said.
"Well if you're going to see him, then there is no point me going," Ikkaku said walking off.
I walked to Kenpachi's office.
The door was shut.
I knocked on the door.
"Who is it?!" A voice shouted from the other side.
"Elizabeth," I said.
Kenpachi unlocked the door and cracked it open.
"Has she gone?" Kenpachi whispered.
"Yes," I said pushing the door wider.
"IKKAKU!" I heard Alex shout.
I looked down the corridor to see Alex.
Kenpachi grabbed my shirt and pulled me in his room, and locked the door.
"HEY! Watch it... this is new," I said rearranging my top.
"I still can't believe you are scared of a girl, who is only a year older than me!" I said.
Kenpachi grabbed me by the shirt.
"No one must know!" He said.
"Fine... Who would I tell! But I'd just be warned... I now have blackmail... so be nice!"
"Whatever..." Kenpachi said.
I opened the door and stuck my head around the door.
"HEY! IKKAKU! WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING INTER-"
Kenpachi pulled me back in his room and re-locked the door.
I smiled at him.
"Who isn't afraid of her?" Kenpachi asked.
"Hmmm... Son seems to put up with her, and Yachiru likes her... and Retsu..."
"Ok, ok. I get the point..."
"I won't tell anyone..."
"Yeh right..."
"I promise! Not a soul!" I said smiling at him.
"Fine..."
"Now! I'll talk to Alex about coming in here... if you really want me too," I said.
"Yes!" Kenpachi said without hesitating.
"Ok!"
I went to the door. Kenpachi pulled me back.
"Now wha-"
Kenpachi kissed me on the lips.
I pushed him away, and then ran out of his room.
I ran down the Division corridor. Ikkaku saw me.
"Hey Lizzy, did you find Kenpachi?" Ikkaku shouted at me.
I ran past him not saying a word.
I was sitting on a park swing, in Karakura.
I heard Ichigo, Orihime, Chad and Uryu walking by.
"Hey! Ichigo... Isn't that Lizzy-San?" Orihime asked pointing at me.
"I'll catch up," Ichigo said walking towards me.
Ichigo sat on the swing next to me.
"I don't get a hello?" He asked.
"No... Sorry..."
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"Not Keigo..." I said.
"I know," Ichigo said.
"How?" I asked.
"Doesn't matter. What's wrong then?" Ichigo asked.
"It doesn't matter," I said.
"Come on," Ichigo said swinging me sideways.
"I'd rather not talk about it Ichigo. I know you want to help, but I don't think you can on this one..." I said.
"Ok... I'm here if you need a talk,"
"Thanks Ichigo,"
"Hello Lizzy-San," Orihime said.
"Hello Orihime," I said.
"She gets a hello, and I don't!" Ichigo said.
I smiled.
"Why weren't you in school today?" Orihime asked.
"Alex," I said.
"Oh great!" Ichigo said.
"Don't worry, I'm already going to have a word with her for..." I stopped.
"Who?" Orihime asked.
"Do you want me to have a word with her for you too?" I asked Ichigo.
"If you don't mind," Ichigo said.
"I'll do my best... Oh, and does Urahara sell Jelly?" I asked.
"Urm... I don't know... Ichigo said.
"Ok, thanks," I said.
I walked in Urahara's shop. It was the first time I actually had a proper look around it.
"Elizabeth! What are you doing here?" I asked.
"Do you sell Jelly?" I asked.
"Jelly? We do!" Urahara said.
"Where is it?" I asked.
"Here," Urahara showed me to the jelly.
"I shall take all the Yellow ones!" I said.
"All of them?" Urahara asked.
"I am negotiating with Alex," I said.
"Right... That will add up to ¥10,000..." Urahara said.
"Not a deal? For me?" I asked.
"Perhaps... ¥7,000..." Urahara said.
"I'll get Son to visit!" I said.
"How do you-" Urahara stopped himself.
"¥5,000 and Son! And I will even distract Alex!"
"Done!" Urahara said.
I went back to Soul Society and to Son's division.
Everyone was outside Son's office.
"What's...? What's going on?" I asked a Shinigami.
"Alex has Captain's Zanpakuto," Izuru said.
"Ah! Well... I will be ridding of her momentarily!" I said.
I walked in Son's office... which looked a mess. There was paperwork everywhere, Son had her head buried in her hands on her desk, and Alex was running around her office with Son's Zanpakuto.
"ALEX!" I screamed.
Alex looked at me.
I held up 5 shopping bags full of "Jelly~!" I said.
"Alex dropped Son's Zanpakuto and dived on me.
"ONLY IF YOU LISTEN TO ME!" I shouted at her.
"What..." Alex asked.
"1. Leave the 11th Division alone, 2. Leave Ichigo and Karakura High alone, 3. Leave Son for at least 24 hours and 4. Leave Urahara's shop alone and 5. You can bug me for your visit here," I said.
"... Fine..." Alex said.
"Oh, and Son, Urahara wants to see you," I said.
"Ok! As long as Alex doesn't bug me!" Son said.
"It was on the Do Not list!" I said.
Son grabbed her keys and her Zanpakuto and ran out of her office. She stopped at the door to see her whole Division outside her office door.
"Really... Really guys! Haven't you got anything, anything better to do?" I asked.
Everyone walked off.
Son walked out of her Division.
"Lizzy-Chan!" Alex asked.
"Yeh..." I said walking out of Son's office.
"Why are you helping the 11th Division?"
"I owe them," I said walking down the corridor.
"Do you?" Alex asked carrying a bag of jelly, and starting to eat one.
"Don't ask Alex," I said.
"You seem different..." Alex said.
"Do I?" I asked.
"Since you were screaming at me, then Yeh!" Alex said.
"Ok then," I said.
"Did Kenpachi do something to you?" Alex asked.
"No! No he didn't!" I said hesitantly.
"I'll go and talk to him," Alex said.
"No. It was on the Do Not list,"
"Fine..."
"Just leave it Alex, my life, I'll sort it out,"
A/N: Sorry... I thought I had description in it... I am going through all my chapters, with TailDoll123, she is helping me add description... Son: "Your all maniacs..."
I hope you enjoyed it... I got really, really stuck on this one... I wrote all the disclaimers, and had nothing... so TailsDoll123 lent me Alex... DX.