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DragonBard:I'm sorry the story doesn't quite feel right to you, just as I noticed you had mentioned that earlier as well with chapter 4. Originally, I eliminated Keitaro and Shinji because I really don't like writing their characters. Additionally, I had hoped to switch out some of the original characters that I used for "fresh recruits" in their war against Ultimagu.
The name 'Ultimagu' is not really so much of a self-insertion as it is a generic name I apply to villains in my stories. I actually have a small list of such names, and sometimes you can see them in some of my other stories. Keshane, Ultimagu, Sicerio, Sem Ani Yona (Mayonnaise anagram), and so on and so forth. While it is true these characters are 'me', the same can be said of all characters divined by a writer. They are the embodiment of our imaginations given a defined, cookie-cutter in fanfiction, form.
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Harry could not help but notice the grandeur of 'Luna's Court'. It had been a few weeks since he had been snagged by one of his firsts and brought to the hall of their self-proclaimed queen. The long flat floor which once lead up to the Headmaster's chair and Professor's table now held an assortment of training fields where each schoolmate Harry had remembered rutting with somewhere in the scho-...prison now practicing all sorts of charms, enchantments, curses, and hexes. It did not take a gob-smacked Harry to understand what Luna had done in her spare time; she had created a fighting force out of his harem.
"Luna?" asked the once unsure and shy Harry Potter, "what are planning?" His first stopped to give him the most curious look he had ever seen, like the time at the end of his fifth year and he had walked with her looking for her stuff that their schoolmates had stolen from her.
"Why would you think any of this was planned?" She tilted her head exposing one of the marks he'd left the last time she'd found him a few nights ago, and he could not help but blush; with his first he always felt like a little schoolboy.
He ignored the responding question in favor of looking around the hall once and gesturing for her to continue showing him what she had intended to do before he interrupted.
His harem had, by now, noticed that their common love had entered the Courtroom of his own volition and was not running away whilst screaming his head off. In fact, he was looking around curiously as their queen lead him towards her throne. Slowly they all forgot what they were doing and began ambling behind the lead procession. It was a spectacle as hundreds of girls followed along behind the top five. As Luna began to ascend the stairs, only the Patil twins felt unsure if they should proceed and move forward they did, but not of their own account; Hermione spared them a smoldering glance as if questioning their competency, and they did not wish to lose favor in the court.
When Luna had reached her throne she turned to face her Harry and sat down with no pomp or attitude a pureblood was expected to utilize according to the Arcanus Mandatum, or the 'Closed Mandate'. Beside her she conjured forth a similar throne, if of less beauty, and waved her hand in a rather silly fashion for her Harry to sit beside her.
When he had been sat beside her he could see that his second and third and fourth now too desired their own place that was official in Luna's Court. Rather generously, Luna extended her hand and conjured a lesser throne to her left of an amazing blue with gold embroidery and gestured for Hermione to sit. To the Patil twins she conjured forth, if with some exhaustion now showing in her petite frame, a dual seat on Harry's other side for them to sit side by side: they were technically both third considering how they had apprehended and shared Harry after he tried to walk away from a spent Hermione. It also made them both, technically, fourth, but that was neither here nor there.
When they were all seated they could now all see the court before them as the girls had gathered to look upon the faces of those who came before them and of he who had bound them together by their common identity. The internal, sexual civil war which had raged between Luna's Court and the Pro-Harry side now held its' obvious conclusion; Harry was to remain bonded.
And those below could see the grandeur which they were following. Here was the beginning of a new era in the wizarding world. Here, before them now, was a group of five beings who would ultimately change the world. The life cycle of the Ministry of Magic now must wail in its' final death throes as the Harem of Harry altered the world from the corrupt state which had become the norm.
Any historian who was present might have the presence of mind to indicate that the Harem of Harry would one day also bewail of its' fading life in the cycle of mankind. However, no one at the beginning of a new era wishes to hear of its' end, and so too would another bewail of their fading life in the cycle of mankind should a historian have been present at this enchanting moment in time.
Allow me to demonstrate the majesty upon which their unchosen leaders now exalted. Luna sat in what was once the old Headmaster's chair. However the simple high wooden frame had not been enough for one of Luna's tastes. The chair had remained the same, overall size. It was the decor of the once simply wooden frame, which was tailored with a pure white satin sheet upon which an embroidered tale of her and Harry had been set into the sheet. It was tragically beautiful and reflected what the lack of the Awakening would have done to their romance. Her seat of power was one of fortune which she would utilize and never forget the very real possibility of what probably should have been.
Harry's conjured throne was a deep red with griffins for arms, leaping out of the back of the chair towards the viewer. The seat was marginally smaller than Luna's, but that would take a much closer inspection of the two seats to truly see and understand.
It was this that the lessers looked up upon: their leaders and their common interest. Here, before them now, Luna spoke upon with her wand pressed to her throat to give her speech. Tonight, MoM would feel the foundations shake at the coming doom of their own reign.
"We are held together by more than common interest!" were the words which would be remembered for the next 1,800 years during the cycle of Luna's Court.
Deep within the castle in a room at the very epicenter of the pulsating stones of magic, six men sat around a table which had once held three others who had died in this very room. Needless to say, security was not one of the strengths of the HPS.
"We need to find a solution before things fall further out of hand men," Vash said as he stood before his five fellow poor sods. "Shinji, Keitaro, and now Link have each fallen in our battle against Ultimagu. That means two of our initial members have fallen in the line of duty, and we haven't landed a single hit on him in the entire three years of our operation." His commando speech would have had more effect if he wasn't guzzling down liquid donut with some milk on top.
"I have," Ranma began from his spot, cursing his damn melon-sized breasts and high pitched voice, "a plan!"
Together they would draft the most ingenious plan ever formed by someone else long before them.
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AN: August 2nd, 2011: Alright boys and girls and squeedily-spooches! I have now updated Haremization two days in a row! Whoo! I'm now going to take some time to continue making new edits to Eye of the Dragon as well as adding new material to To Be a Mountain Face. I hope you enjoy the fact that I actually take the time to write these things and would appreciate any review. Even bad reviews are still reviews and tells me more about what you think is wrong with my writing than just the echoing silence.
Tenchi: 11 wives: Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Washu, Noike, Zelda, Ruto, Saria, Malon
Ranma: 5 wives: Akane, Nabiki, Kasumi, Xian Pu, Ukyo
Sasuke: 5: Hinata, Anko, Kurenai, Hanabi, Karin
Naruto: 14: Sakura, Kin, Tenten, Shizune, Moegi, Temari, Ino, Hana, Tsunade, Ayame, Haku, Isaribi, Konan, Tayuya
Vash: 16 wives: Meryl, Milly, Dominique, Asuka, Rei, Hikari, Misato, Maya, Ritsuko, Naru, Mutsumi, Shinobu, Mitoko, Kaolla, Mitsune, Kanako
Lelouch: 5 wives: Shirley, C.C., Kallen, Milly, Nina
Harry: ?: Luna, Hermione, Padma & Parvati, Ginny, Pansy, and on and on and on...
?: 3: ?, ?, ?
Keitaro: 0 wives: DEAD
Shinji: 0 wives: DEAD
Link: 0 wives: DEAD
Now before anyone forgets, this is the 'evil process of haremization'.
The process runs from the Chase, to the Marriage. Chase and Marriage, simple as that.
This is the order of who went through the Chase and for how long.
1. Ranma, Tenchi, Link, Keitaro(years of the Chase and initial acolytes of HPS)
2. Shinji, Naruto, Sasuke, Vash (weeks of the Chase)
3. Lelouch (one week's worth of time for the Chase)
4. Harry (one month and three weeks of the Chase)