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Chapter 9: The Band

Sunlight poured into the room and shone on your face. You groaned and covered your face with your arm. You and Sally had talked for about an hour until she finally fell asleep first. She was so adorable. You uncovered your face, knowing you'll stay up regardless of what you do, and turned to look over at her. Something restrained you from moving, though. It felt as if something was wrapped around your waist...

You turned to look and widened your eyes.

No

Fucking

Way.

Just...

No...

You stared at Ben as he snuggled a little bit closer to you. You grabbed your pillow and smothered his face while pushing him to the floor. He flailed out as he fell, flinching when he hit the hard ground. You leaned halfway over the bed to continue smothering his face with your pillow. Sally rolled over in her sleep.

"Ah! What...fuck.." Ben's muffled voice came through the pillow. You pushed it down harder and he pushed the pillow away to see you. You smirked at him. You were surprised when he smirked back.

Then he grabbed your torso and pulled you down to him. You yelped and landed on top of him, causing Sally to sleepily lift up her head, her hair a mess. She yawned and fell back into her slumber.

"You fucker, get away from me!" you said and pushed away from him. He pulled you closer until your head was pressed to his chest. Your face was flaming hot as you listened to his heart beat.

I never knew creepypastas had hearts... you thought.

You felt your eyes begin to close.

Then you realized what he was wearing.

"Oh God! Fuck, no!" you said and finally managed to pull away from him. Ben stood up, only in his boxers. You looked away, a fierce blush on your cheeks.

"G-go get dressed or something." you mumbled. He snapped his fingers.

"Oh yeah! I forgot to mention. Today we're going out and you're invited!" he said, smiling. You looked at him, thoroughly confused.

"What?" you asked.

"Yeah! Basically during an evening once a week we go to a... err... creepypasta club, of the sort. It's basically like a regular club, but it's filled with creepypastas, not humans." he explained. You took this all in.

"Oh, and the group's gonna be up tonight!" he jumped for joy before running out the door before you could ask him what he meant. You sighed and went to get dressed, surprised that Jane's clothes actually fit you.

"Wha?" you turned as you were brushing your hair to see that Sally was slowly getting up. She yawned and rubbed her eyes before looking around. You smiled at her and set down the brush on your dresser.

"How you doing, girl?" you asked. She giggled.

"Tired and hungry." she replied. She skipped over to you. "After I get dressed, will you do my hair in a braid?" she asked in that sweet voice of hers. You smiled and ruffled her hair.

"Of course I will. Now you better hurry up." you said and she nodded before racing out the door. You turned back to the hairbrush. She was such a sweet little angel. You couldn't believe she was a creepypasta...

You finished brushing your hair right when Sally came walking into the room. You turned to her and she handed you a hair tie.

"What type of braid would you like?" you asked.

"A French one." she replied, and you set to work, brushing out the tangles before braiding it. She was perfectly still the whole time, looking straight ahead with her hands clasped in her lap. Soon you were finished, and she looked amazing. Sally went to your dresser mirror.

"Pretty..." she said, staring at her reflection. You patted her on the head.

"I'm pretty sure breakfast is made, so lets head to the dining room." you said and walked out. Sally followed you like a little duckling. You were already attached to her...

When you got to the dining hall, you saw everyone was gathered there. Ben and Jeff were sitting next to each other talking, Jack was talking to some other creepypasta across the table, Masky was talking to Hoodie and Hoodie was nodding his head, and you had no idea where Slenderman was. Sally went and sat next to Jack and he greeted her and commented about her braid. Sally smiled confidently and said she did it herself. You let it slide.

"Hey, _, haul your ass over here!" Jeff yelled and patted the seat on the other side of him. Ben smirked at you and you looked away as you walked over, remembering when you woke up. You sat down next to Jeff.

"Where's the food?" you asked.

"Ah, Slendy's not done with it, yet." Jeff said, stretching his arms into the air like a cat. Ben poked his side and Jeff glared at him.

"So, there really are other creepypastas here, huh?" you asked and looked down at the end of the long dining table. There were other creepypastas talking. And you couldn't be sure, but you thought you saw a dog over there, too. Not on the chair, but on the floor.

"And is that a dog?" you asked, pointing. Ben nodded.

"Yup, his name is Smile Dog." he said. Jeff agreed and you blinked. Smile Dog? Eh, when you thought about, it wasn't that weird.

You were about to say something when the kitchen door burst open. Everyone looked up and saw Slenderman coming out. He was holding a plate in each hand, and a bunch more were being carried by his tentacles. Jeff said something mean to Sally about her braid, and even though everyone knew he was only teasing her, she got all defensive and they began to argue.

"Enough! Or else you'll both get no food!" Slenderman yelled. They both shut up, still sending each other glares. You rolled your eyes. Slenderman basically gave the same thing to everyone-bacon, eggs, and ham-but some creepypastas got something else. Smile Dog got something that looked like leg, and Jack got a sandwich that had a lot of ketchup in it and lunchmeat you have never seen before.

Well, you thought it was ketchup...

Everyone began to dig in. You ate as well. For a guy with no mouth, Slenderman sure could cook! This was the best food you've ever had! You ate every morsel you could get, including bits off of Ben's plate.

"Hey!" Ben said. You took another piece of ham and quickly ate it. He glowered at you and you smiled smugly.

"So, you guys are going clubbing?" you asked Jeff. He smirked and nodded.

"Yup, and we have a special surprise for you there." he said. You rolled your eyes and hoped that it was nothing dirty.

For the past couple of hours you were gaming with Ben. Of course that competitive mind of his found every way possible to cheat and get ahead of you, so you lost sometimes.

"Why don't I grab a cup of water and pour it on your face." you threatened. You weren't really going to do that, but you liked seeing him squirm. He narrowed his eyes, trying to hide the fact that he was scared of water, and stuck his tongue out at you.

Someone walked into the living room. You turned from the game and smiled at Jack. Ben was still gaming.

"Hey, EJ." you said. He walked over to the couch and sat down.

"We're going to be leaving in a few minutes. Get ready." he said. You nodded and nudged Ben, who was still gaming. When he didn't look up you sighed and walked to your room. You decided to go in something a little more fancy than your usual jeans and a t-shirt.

You opened the closet door and looked around, automatically skipping past all the skimpy and uncomfortable outfits. Then you found a nice long blue dress that looked casual enough to wear out in public yet fancy enough to wear at a formal dinner. You shrugged and decided to put it on.

Next you went to the shoes and accessories. You picked out a pair of dark blue flats and a silver necklace. You wouldn't go any more fancier; you were already uncomfortable in the stuff you put on. You skipped makeup and put your hair up in a bun. Now you were ready.

You checked the clock before you left the room.

8:47 p.m.

You headed downstairs and walked into the living room, where Slenderman, Ben, Jeff, Jack, Masky, and Hoodie were gathered. They looked up and stared at you, except Slenderman, who headed outside.

"Whoa!" Ben yelled.

"You look... ravishing." Jeff commented.

Jack bowed and said: "You look wonderful tonight, _"

"Heh heh, you look cute." Masky said.

Hoodie looked down and you heard him mutter: "P-pretty."

You blushed and looked down. You could tell that these guys were at least a little interested in you. A weird feeling bubbled up inside of you and you forced it back down. You will not like these guys. You will not enjoy their company.

And you certainly won't fall for them.

"Hey, did you know that I'm wild in bed?" Jeff asked, leaning towards you. You made a face and went outside, not wanting to deal with his advances right now. You had to contain those thoughts that were slipping into your head.

You saw Slenderman waiting next to a tree. It seemed as if he hadn't noticed you, yet. You watched as he lifted a hand and patted a tree affectionately. You smiled.

"Slendy the Treehugger. Has a nice ring to it." you said and his head swiveled to look at you. You were still smiling, and he dropped his hand.

"Well, they're the most like me in this world." he replied. Before you could say something the door opened and the others came out.

"Lets go and par-tay!" Ben shouted and raced over to Slenderman. Jeff rolled his eyes, but you knew he was pumped as well. Everyone walked over to Slenderman and you followed.

"Alright everyone, hold onto me." he ordered and everyone obeyed. You decided to poke him, instead.

"No, if you do that you'll get lost in the teleportation loop. Grab on firmly; to Him or to someone holding on to Him." Masky said. You grabbed hold of his hand and Masky nodded.

Then you teleported.

It was the strangest feeling you've ever experienced. It felt like you were flying and falling at the same time. Your stomach lurched and you tried to keep a tight grip on Masky.

A second later you were in front of a club.

It looked pretty normal on the outside. You looked around and realized you were still in dense woods, but these woods seemed darker and denser than the last one. You decided to stick with the creepypastas should you ever venture into their depths.

"Whoo!" Ben yelled and ran inside. You saw a bouncer standing in front of the doors. He let him in. You thought he looked completely normal until his eyes flickered to you. They were a deep, unsettling red. Their stare made you instantly sweat, and you swore the temperature outside was rising. What were you doing again? You could only remember feeling intense heat, starting from the core of your body and spiraling outwards.

Some tall dude that you vaguely remember walked over to the bouncer. "She's with us." he said. The bouncer looked away from you, and you began to feel cooler again. Then you remembered what you were doing and who these people were.

You decided to stay as far away as possible from creepy bouncer man.

You entered the building and gasped. It was huge on the inside. All sorts of weird looking-and normal looking-creepypastas were dancing or talking. Some were sitting at the bar and drinking. There was a stage in the far back, and tables were in front of it. There were a couple creepypastas sitting at a few of them and eating God knows what.

"Pretty cool, huh?" Jack yelled over the loud club music. You nodded. Then you froze. The music had a strange, hypnotic beat, and all you wanted to do was dance. You raced over to the dance floor and got enveloped in the music. Absolutely breathtaking.

Someone covered your ears and you calmed down and looked to see Masky there. He put something in your ears. Now you could hear the music and everything, but you didn't have a strong urge to dance anymore.

You looked at Masky and he laughed.

"Humans who get past the bouncer out front listen to this and go crazy. They dance until they drop from exhaustion, and then whoever creepypasta gets to them first kills them. Happens all the time. Sometimes the bouncer lets in humans so that creepypastas can kill in here. Just stick with us and you'll be fine." he explained. You nodded. The things he put in your ears must've been some sort of filter or something.

You followed Masky back to the others, who were sitting at a table. Slenderman seemed to have disappeared. You sat in between Jack and Jeff. You watched Ben trying to coax Hoodie to drink. Hoodie shook his head.

"Aw, c'mon! You need to!" he said. Hoodie shook his head again. Jack whispered in your ear.

"We need Hoodie to get drunk, but he always refuses. At first, anyway. Watch." you nodded, not asking why he needed to drink, because you knew you'd find out later.

Jeff was next to try and persuade Hoodie. He failed. Everyone went, until it was Masky's turn. He put his hand on Hoodie's shoulder.

"Hey, Hoodie, you need to drink, alright?" he asked. Hoodie nodded and drank a shot. You stared. Of course it was no surprise that Hoodie would listen to Masky above all the others, but still.

Ben and Jeff decided to play a drinking game between each other. You rolled your eyes. Then you stared at Hoodie.

"-and I was all like *hic* 'woah, girl, settle down' and then-" you didn't bother to listen to the rest of the conversation. You turned to Jack.

"So, when Hoodie gets drunk, he talks normally?" you asked.

"Yep, with a couple of hiccups in between." he said.

"Wait, how many has he had?"

"Five shots."

"He can get drunk that easily?"

"If Masky persuades him, yes."

You sighed and rubbed your temples. Ben was arguing with Jeff, and Hoodie was talking all happy-drunk-like to the others. What was going on?

"It's time." Masky said calmly and everyone stood up. You were about to get up, too, but Jack laid a hand on your shoulder.

"Stay here; it's surprise time." he said, and they all left. You felt uncomfortable just sitting there and eating what you hoped to be chicken nuggets with fries. It tasted normal, but who knows?

You heard a thud and turned to see a girl fall to the floor. She looked about your age. She had strawberry blonde hair and wide green eyes. Human.

She looked up to you and reached her hand out. "Please... help me..." she murmured, her voice raspy. You reached out your hand, but then suddenly the music stopped and everyone was clapping. You looked up on stage and gasped, momentarily forgetting about the girl.

It was them! Those fools were up on stage! Jeff winked at you, but your face was frozen with shock.

Slenderman was in the back with the drums, Ben was to the side with a keyboard, Jack, Jeff, and Masky were in the middle with electric guitars, and Hoodie was in front with the microphone.

"The fuck!?" you shrieked. Hoodie began to speak in the microphone.

"Thank you all for coming! Hope you enjoy the song!" the crowd cheered and music began playing. Hoodie began singing. You thought you were going to pass out from shock. Hoodie was very good at singing. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves up there.

You stood and began dancing, laughing at how very unreal this all was. You've been kidnapped by creepypastas who play in a band and the lead singer was a guy who barely talked except when he was drunk. It was all absurd.

You couldn't lie though, you were enjoying yourself, even though you didn't want to. But now wasn't the time to think about that.

Now was the time to dance.

After the fourth song they played, Hoodie passed out drunk.

"Thanks for coming and enjoying our mu..." that's what he said before falling to the stage floor. Masky took the microphone and properly thanked the audience before dragging Hoodie offstage. The rest followed.

You sighed and flopped back into your chair. You were exhausted from all of that dancing. You looked down to where the girl was last. Your eyes widened.

All that was there was a drop of blood.

The regular club music turned back on and Masky walked over to you, still carrying Hoodie.

"Well, how was that?" he asked. You smiled and shook your head.

"You guys are insane." you said.

"That's what we like to hear." Jeff said.

"You guys have a band?" you asked. They all nodded.

"We only play at clubs though, because Hoodie is our lead vocalist and he only sings when he's drunk. He's too shy otherwise." Ben said.

"He's a really good singer." you commented.

"I'm sure he'd like to hear that. Let's go." Jack said. You all left the building. You made sure to stay to the opposite side of where the bouncer was and grabbed Slenderman's hand.

You all teleported again, and you closed your eyes, trying to keep yourself from throwing up. That would be a very bad idea, considering that Slenderman's suit was right in front of you.

"Hooplah!" you heard once you were back in front of Slender's mansion. You turned and saw Hoodie was awake and was looking around, totally confused.

"Did you just say that?" Ben asked. Hoodie tried as best as he could to hide behind Masky, and everyone laughed.

"Hey, tomorrow can I go out?" you asked. Everyone turned to look at you.

"Hey, I'm not running away, I just have an errand to do." you explained. It was true, you really did have something to do tomorrow.

"As long as you bring one of us with you." Masky said. You nodded. No big deal.

When you finally flopped down on your bed it was 1:35 a.m. You were so tired you could barely keep your eyes open. You knew you were in your dress with your hair still up, but you really didn't care. You turned and saw Sally sound asleep in your bed. You smiled, kicked off your shoes, and hugged her close, drifting to sleep.

Oh my gawd, that's going to be a bitch to edit.

But I'll do this for you guys! Man, I feel as if this was the longest chapter EVER.

It may not feel long to you, but it certainly feels long to my aching typing hand-arm-appendage-thing. (that's what she said...ish)

Anyway, hope you enjoyed, and see you next chappie! :D