For Your Eyes Only

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, if I did, it wouldn't have ended shitty.

"Yeah, it is, so hurry up and get ready. I slipped him a sleeping pill last night in his tea so he'll be out at least another 5 hours." Ikkaku shrugged and sat on the couch. Keri and Kenpachi went back into the room to take a quick shower and get ready.

"Come on Kenny! You're already awake! Come help us get ready for Yumi's surprise party!" Kenpachi shook his head and turned Keri around to wash her back.

"Your tattoo is weird." Kenpachi scrubbed over Keri's lower back a few times as if he were trying to scrub her tattoo off.

"How's it weird? It's obviously a symbol." Keri scrunched her nose up and turned to face him, she motioned for Kenpachi to turn around so she could wash his back.

"Don't say it like I'm stupid or somethin; you have 800 freakin tattoos that mean somethin different." Kenpachi grumbled.

"I do not! I only have 3!" Keri jabbed her very sharp finger nail into his side.

"Ow! The hell was that for?" Kenpachi turned to face Keri.

"Cause you're being a jerkface so I'm getting out now." Keri quickly jumped out of the shower and grabbed Kenpachi's towel which basically swallowed her. Kenpachi stepped out of the shower and looked for his towel.

"The hell? Where's my towel?" Keri looked and quickly went into the bedroom. "Dammit Keri, gimme back my towel." Kenpachi opened the bedroom door and his towel was thrown in his face.

"Hey Kenny, wouldn't it be nice to go to the World of the Living some time? I mean we all basically wear the same things except the slight difference between school uniforms and Shinigami uniforms. In the World of the Living EVERYONE has different things on!" Keri showed Kenpachi the Victoria's Secret magazine she stole from one of the female Shinigami's some time ago. Kenpachi's eyes went wide.

"Where'd you get this?" he asked and took the magazine. Flipping through the pages, Kenpachi stopped at one thing that really caught his eye. "Get this." He found the lingerie section.

"Oh! I know! But we're not allowed to go to the World of the Living. I wish they delivered to the Soul Society." After a few minutes there was a knock at the door.

"You guys ready yet?" Keri scrambled to give Kenpachi his clothes and she threw hers on.

"Yes! Here we come!" Keri flung the door open and they walked out.

"About time" Ikkaku mumbled.

"Yachiru, stay here." Kenpachi yelled toward her room but it was too late, she zipped out of her room and climbed onto Kenpachi's shoulder.

"Ready!" she shouted into his ear. Kenpachi sighed, Keri smiled, Ikkaku rolled his eyes and Yachiru giggled.

"So we have about 6 hours until Yumi wakes up." The three were in Rukongai buying decorations. "We need; balloons, streamers, banner, and confetti-" Keri was interrupted by Kenpachi's loud and obnoxious sighs. "Is there something wrong?" Keri tapped her foot impatiently.

"Yeah, we don't need all that shit." Kenpachi grumbled and Keri elbowed him in the gut.

"Oh, here's the store Keri, go buy the stuff you need to make the cake." Ikkaku pointed over to the little shop. Yachiru's eyes grew wide as she hopped off Kenpachi's shoulder and on to Keri's. "We're gonna go get the decorations, what color?" Ikkaku asked, they try to change it up every year.

"Hmm, red, yellow, and orange." Keri walked into the store and Yachiru jumped off Keri's shoulder and took off down the aisles. Kenpachi and Ikkaku went off to their version of a party store. "So we need eggs, milk, and cake mix… what flavor though?" Keri pondered in front of the cake mixes.

"Bubbles! Can we get this? Please!" Yachiru ran up to Keri with her arms full of candy.

"Hey, there you are Yachiru, what kind of cake should I bake?" Keri continued to ponder.

"Chocolate" Yachiru responded quickly.

"Strawberry shortcake it is." Keri picked up the mix.

"Hey! I said chocolate!" Yachiru pouted.

"Do you want most of that candy you're carrying?" Keri asked as they walked to the eggs.

"Yes!" Yachiru's face lit up.

"Then we're have strawberry shortcake." She explained. Keri went around the store and picked up the necessary ingredients for the cake. Keri went to the front to pay for her things. "Pick your 3 favorite out of the candy in your arms."

"Aww! But you said I could get MOST of it! Only 3?" Yachiru pouted. Keri gave a stern look.

"You want cake and ice cream don't you?" Yachiru nodded and picked her 3 favorites. After paying and leaving, the girls walked down about a block and ran into the boys. Keri greeted Kenpachi with a soft kiss on the lips and Ikkaku with a nudge.

"Where's my change?" Ikkaku demanded.

"I spent it all! I decided I wanted to make strawberry shortcake" Keri smiled innocently.

"Did you buy whip cream and extra strawberries?" Kenpachi smiled evilly. Ikkaku glared and a very annoying vein began to show its ugly face again.

"Well it's 11am now, so we about 2 maybe 3 hours. I have all of the decorations so let's go to your dorm." The four headed to Keri's dorm.

"Where you want all this shit, Keri?" Kenpachi asked.

"Set it on the table." Keri began to take out the ingredients and start baking the cake. Kenpachi sat on the couch and put his feet up on the coffee table. Ikkaku sat at the table and took out the decorations.

"Why aren't you guys helping Bubbles? She's doing everything by herself!" Yachiru pouted.

"Shut up, she hates when people help her with cooking. She only lets Yumichika help. We're going to decorate." Ikkaku explained and made Hisagi and Yachiru help him decorate. Keri finished the cake and placed it in the oven. She made Kenpachi go to her room and nap in there. The cake finished just in time and put finishing touches on it; Kenpachi walked out of the room 2 hours later and rubbed his eyes sleepily.

"Just in time! Everyone's here!" Keri cheered as Kenpachi looked around and seen Renji, Ayumi, Hisagi, Yachiru and Ikkaku. Before Kenpachi could open his mouth there was a knock at the door. Keri motioned for everyone to get ready as she answered the door. Keri slowly opened the door and there was Yumichika standing in the hallway rubbing his eyes sleepily. He peered into the room. "SURPRISE!" Everyone shouted except Kenpachi, who gave a slight groan. Yumichika rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times. "Yumi! Happy birthday!" Keri hugged him tightly and kissed his cheek. "What's wrong Yumi?" Keri pouted and her big grey eyes grew wide with tears. Yumichika glared at Ikkaku, then quickly smiled at Keri and hugged her back.

"Thank you" he smiled sweetly at Keri who cut the crap and began smiling brightly. She showed Yumichika the cake.

"You did this by yourself Keri?" Yumichika asked as if he didn't already know.

"Yepp, sure did!" She smiled. Everyone began to chat and eat the food Keri had made. "So, Yumi! We're all gonna go out and have some drinks! Ikkaku's buying!" Keri cheered and led everyone out the door before Ikkaku could even protest. They walked to their favorite bar. Keri held hands with Kenpachi the entire way. Once they arrived at the bar, Keri quickly ran to the bar while Renji, Hinamori, Hisagi and Ayumi sat at a booth in the back. To everyone's surprise, Yumichika sat at the bar as well and was ready to drink, Ikkaku sat next to him. Keri was ordering rounds for everyone and they toasted to Yumichika's birthday. As she tossed back her drink she had thought. "Hey Kenny! Let's see who can drink the most!" Kenpachi smirked.

"You can't beat me." He chuckled. Keri pouted and still challenged him.

"Sure I can!" Keri twirled in her barstool.

"What's in it for me if I win?" Kenpachi asked as this now peaked his interest.

"The sex deal is off." Keri replied, Kenpachi's face lit up.

"Deal."

"Bartender! A round of the strongest thing you've got! And keep em comin!" Keri and Kenpachi picked up a drink. "Ready?"

"Set."

"Go!" They both began knocking back drinks.

"Who do you think will win?" Yumichika asked his bald friend.

"Zaraki, of course." Ikkaku snorted and took a shot himself. On the 18th drink, Keri started to stumble, Kenpachi was fine.

"Pffftt, Immastilloutdrinkyou" Keri slurred as she picked up her 19th shot.

"At least we don't have to take care of her" Ikkaku yawned. They were taking their 26th shot when Keri fell off her barstool and onto the ground.

"Ha! I win-" Kenpachi fell over and passed out. Keri reached up and took on last shot.

"No way! Itottallyfuckingkickedyourass" and then she was out like a light.

"Well, looks like Keri won after all." Renji said as he sighed and rubbed the back of his head. "I don't wanna take care of them" he complained. No one was in any condition to pick Kenpachi up and carry him home so they splashed cold water on his face and he shot up. Getting to his feet, he heaved Keri's dead like body over his shoulder and turned to the bartender.

"The bald ones payin" He said as he marched out of the bar turning to see if the group was following him he accidently swung Keri's head into the wall, she let out a soft groan. "Sorry" Kenpachi mumbled drunkenly.

Renji carried the drunken Ayumi back to her dorm, Ikkaku surprisingly carried Yumichika home, Hinamori dropped Hisagi off at his dorm and Kenpachi took Keri back to his. When they got in the room, Kenpachi turned to switch the light one and once again hit Keri's head on the wall, forcing her to let out an even louder groan. He took Keri into his room and tossed her on the bed.

The next morning, "Those who have not picked up their new schedules please report to the Southwest office. I repeat those who have not picked up their new schedules, please report to the Southwest office." A voice announced over the intercom.

"Wha?" Keri woke up in a sheet on the kitchen table next to Kenpachi. "Kenny?" she poked him. "Kenny?" she winced at the sound of her own voice. Kenpachi moaned and turned over, falling on to the floor.

"The hell?" he groaned.

"Kenny? What happened?" She stepped down off the table to find out she was completely naked.

"Looks like we had one hellva night?" he smirked and pulled Keri down on top of him.

"Bubbles!" Keri quickly grabbed the sheet and wrapped the two of them in it. "Did you have fun last night?" Yachiru asked as she bounced out of her room. The both cringed at the sound of Yachiru's high pitched voice.

"Fine." Keri smiled weakly. "Now go brush your teeth."

"Alright!" she ran into her bathroom and shut the door.

"Gogo" Kenpachi picked Keri up and quickly ran into his bedroom shutting the door behind them.

"I won the bet." Keri announced smugly. Kenpachi looked away. Keri started the shower and stepped in, Kenpachi followed. "No, what did I say? No sex for 14 days remember? Did you think I was joking?" Keri pushed Kenpachi back, closed the door and locked it. He huffed and sat on the bed. Thirty minutes later, Keri came out of the bathroom fully clothed to Kenpachi's disappointment. She leaned over him and whispered in his ear. "How bout a little peak?" she slowly began to strip in front of him until she was completely naked. This is gonna be a long fuckin 2 weeks. Kenpachi thought.

"You can look but don't touch." Keri bit her lip teasingly. Kenpachi fought back his urges desperately. God, she's such a tease at the worst goddamn time. His breathing became low and heavy as she slowly turned around. "For your eyes only." She kissed him and quickly redressed before it got carried away. Now Kenpachi was ready for his shower. A really cold one.

A/N: Valentine's Day chap? I THINK YES :D Gotta write it then type ;~; I wanna add a new char but they're not ready to join in the mischief yet...guess who it is? x) I missed my fans 3 Hope you guys are having a great New Year far!