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In a Quidditch match.
Harry Hey girls! Get the good side of me! Great camera Susan, nice braces Mike! Hey Ginny! Take a picture of me!
Ginny What a pervert.
Harry Come on ladies! Pictures? video tape me!
Girls and Neville Good idea!
Harry Er Neville? Why are you taking a picture of me? Are you a girl?
Neville Maybe.
Wood Zooms next to Harry. Stop flirting with girls you!
Harry I'm not flirting with them! They're flirting with me!
Wood I don't care just stop or-Bludger hits wood's broom and falls down.
Harry Holy shit! A bludger killed Wood! Zooms away. Does a balarina move.
Malfoy practicing for the ballet, Scarface?
Harry Hey! Who told you? I mean haha very funny. Sees snitch next to Malfoy and zooms after the snitch. Malfoy follows. Bludger follows Harry.
They are chasing after the snitch until the bludger makes a hole in the stand. Harry and Malfoy goes into the hole and is inside the stands chasing after the snitch.
Malfoy Chasing after me ehh?
Harry Damn straight I'm chasing after you! Does a twirl to dodge a wooden pole.
Malfoy Not bad. Try doing a flip now.
Harry Don't start toying with me. Bludger hits pole. Wood chips falls on Harry. What the hell!
Malfoy Haha! Smacks his head on a wooden bar.
Harry That must hurt. Look at the birds going around his heads. Points at a ring of birds orbiting around it.
Malfoy Get off me you bastards! You'll never catch me Potter! Harry is an inch further than Malfoy. Okay. Maybe you can.
Tries kicking Malfoy off his broom. Malfoy does the same. Bludger follows Harry. Harry zooms out of the stands and Malfoy trips on a pole and lands on his nuts.
Harry Just a little further! Reaches out for the snitch. Bludger smacks Harry's hand. OW! WHAT THE HELL! Reaches out for the snitch with the other hand and captures the snitch and falls down at the same time.
Hermione Oh my god he caught the snitch!
Harry Take a picture of this ladies and do it quick! A bludgers about to hit me.
Bludger almost hits Harry but misses. Hermione, Ron, and Hagrid comes in.
Ron Harry! Do something!
Harry I would if I had my wand you pervert! Dodges bludger.
Hermione Finite Incartatem! Bludger blows up. Harry, are you okay?
Harry Okay? OKAY!? Hermione, I got hit by a bludger is thet okay!?
Hermione Okay okay. Geez. I was only asking.
Gilderoy Don't worry, Harry! I can mend that arm before you can say hi.
Harry Hi.
Giledroy Okay. Maybe I can't. Brakium Emendo!
Harry ...what now?
Gilderoy Trists Harry's arm. Well since I did a good job you can no longer feel the pain in your bones.
Hagrid Bones? There's no bones left!
Harry Cool! Now I'll know how it feels having no bones!
Ron You have drink juice that tastes horrible and have to see a house elf.
Harry Say wha?
In the hospital wing.
Malfoy Ow. It hurts so badly.
Pompfrry Oh shut up Draco! You can go now!
Harry Can I?
Pompfry Absoloutly not!
Harry Aw man! Colin comes in. Oh shit!
Colin Hi Harry! Can I take a picture of your arm? Actually, can I have your arm!
Harry Er. No. I'm sort of going to need it.
Colin Aw well. Well now I'm going to be off being petrified like Ms Norris!
Harry Good luck with that! Madam Pompfry gives Harry a drink. Harry spits it out. WHAT'S IN THIS JUICE!?
Pompfry What did you expect? Pumpkin juice?
Harry Sort of.
Night time.
Harry The arm feels so good! Aw. It feels so good. Uh oh. I got to go to the bathroom. I hope Madam Pompfry doesn't mind if I pee in her bed.
Mystery Voice She will. Oh she will! I'm off petrifying Colin now!
Harry Good luck with that.
Mystery Voice Thanks. Hey that's not right!
Harry Am I talking to myself?
Dobby Of course not!
Harry Holy crap! Where did you come from?
Dobby Dobby took the toilet.
Harry Aw sick man! That's so not right!
Dobby Harry Potter, Dobby wonders how you get here.
Harry I sort of took a flying car.
Dobby Oh man. The wall didn't work.
Harry You're the one that wall!
Dobby Very sorry Potter!
Harry Oh blah. Wall Small. I don't care! In the third book I take a-
Dobby Don't talk about that now Harry Potter! How did Harry end up here?
Harry Bludger. That damn bludger wasn't careful enough!
Dobby Uh oh. Dobby sort of made that bludger go after you. Dobby had to iron his hands. Shows Dobby's ironed hand.
Harry You made that bludger after me!
Dobby I only want Harry Potter to be safe.
Harry If you care about me that much you should cry.
Dobby Dobby starts crying all over his ragged clothings. Harry happy now?
Harry Why do you wear that?
Dobby This? This is the house elf mark. Dobby can only be free if given clothes.
Harry Why?
Dobby Dobby don't make the rules. Dobby just follows them.
Harry Be bad once in a while.
Dobby Someone's coming! Vanishes.
Harry Oh how does he do that?
Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Madam Pompfry comes in.
McGonagall This is bad. Very bad.
Dumbledore I know. My pet dog Bobo passed away today.
Harry Pretends to be asleep. Oh blah. No one cares about you're stupid dog!
Pompfry There was another attack.
Harry Oh I hope it's Malfoy!
Dumbledore Colin. His camera flashes was getting annoying.
Harry Yeah. I guess they were.
McGonagall What does this mean?
Dumbledore Opens camera. Camera explodes. It means Hogwarts is no longer safe and Colin's camera is broken.
Harry Does that mean I don't have to learn anymore?
And the petrifying still continues. Dan dan dan. Please give me lovely reviews.