I just have nothing to say. It's not even funny that I haven't updated this long. I'm so sorry I took this long to update orz. I'm just a terrible person.
I bet you'd all be all like, "GOD DAMMIT WHAT TOOK THIS PERSON SO LONG?"
My answer would be, "I'm sorry, I'm just a lazy person."
Mokona: Rin and Mikuo aren't even going to bother anymore, so Hikaru doesn't own anything but the plot! Enjoy the extra longer chapter!
You mean like the 5% longer chapter.
I seriously don't deserve reviews lol. Feel free to NOT review, but I'll update as much as I can
"-and then he threw an ORANGE at my face! Can you believe that? Ugh, what a jerk!" Rin complains as she sipped on her Grey Earl Tea. Just like that bald guy on the wheelchair from X-Men.
The lady with short, mousy brown hair howled with laughter and her bazookas—I like to call them bazookas instead of boobs—jiggled as her scarlet eyes sparkled in amusement. "He sounds really immature. I'd love to beat him up for picking on my cute little Rin."
I gulped. As you can see, they're obviously crap about me. What makes it even worse is that they're talking crap about me in front of my face without acknowledging that I'm even here.
Listen up kids. Girls hold pretty good grudges, especially the hot-blooded types. Girls are scary when they're pissed. But they're also scary even when they're not pissed. Actually, don't mess with girls in the first place. Turn gay instead, so then you won't have to deal with a girl's wrath. I think I might have to turn gay too. BUT I'M JUST KIDDING. I'M ALL FOR THEM LADIES.
Back to the story, I'll just tell you what happened so far. So last night I woke Rin up by throwing an object at her to wake her up from a nightmare, but who knew that it was an orange? Her fault for leaving a bunch of oranges and peelings everywhere, but it was all for a good cause. After that, she asked me if she could come and cuddle with me…. And I will leave no comment here. Then we both fell asleep, and when I woke up I found myself getting suffocated by a random lady's bazookas who I soon found out later that her name was Meiko. Right now, I left a very bad impression on Meiko because apparently she caught my hand rubbing Rin's chest while we were BOTH SLEEPING. Yep, too much information, I know. Once Rin found out, she decided to be thoroughly disgusted by me.
Then those two decided to throw a tea party right in our pure white room. And that's what we're doing now. Neither Rin nor I know what Meiko is doing here. Maybe she was about to talk to us about why she came here, until she caught me doing something I had no control over. It's been an hour into this stupid tea party and I grew impatient so I asked, "So Ms. Meiko, what are you doing here?"
Meiko glared at me and turned her head toward Rin's way. "Did you hear anything?
"No, I didn't Meiko." Rin huffed, "By the way, why did you come here in the first place?"
Thanks Rin. Even though you're so amazingly pissed at me, thanks for getting back on track for our escape.
"Oh! I almost forgot about what I came here for." Meiko clapped finally realizing something.
No Ms. Bitchy Bazooka Lady, you completely forgot why you came here until you got reminded why you came here.
As soon as Meiko remembered, her face suddenly turned sullen and her eyes drooped—and so did her bazookas. Tears had suddenly started to brim in her eyes and immediately I wanted to take those words I had thought about her back. She took a deep breath and whispered, "I really wanted to forget what I had to do when I got here."
"What is it?" the rabbit asked worriedly as she grabbed ahold of Meiko's hands.
The lady turned towards me, "I'm sorry for beating you up. What I said about what you were doing to Rin, it was a lie. I just said that to forget the pain I was feeling, but you guys were hugging each other though."
That's great.
So I didn't grope Rin's not-really-there boobs. But we were hugging, I don't even know if that's even good or bad. Instead, that just gave me a hint of relief and a weird tightening feeling in my stomach.
"Here's the thing," Meiko began, "Kaito is in danger and Len could be in danger also."
Then here starts Meiko's story about what had happened to Kaito. A couple of hours ago, she had received a text from her fiancé, Kaito, that was a recording of him getting beat up. Before, she was told from him that if he ever sent her a text that seemed strange, she has to go straight to Rin to receive help. So that's what led her here. Now that I think about it, Kaito is a really smart guy that thinks about everything. He did say that he was the secretary that registered me here to live in the same room as Rin. Plus he did seem to know something about me that I didn't really know about. Then I remembered a conversation that I had with him when Rin was stuck in her closet watched foreign cartoons.
"How are you related to Rin? Why did you put me in the same room with that stinky brat?" I asked as I lay on the white bed with my arms spread out.
Kaito threw an orange at my head, "Rin is not a stinky brat. She's just a stubborn girl."
"Sorry, but seriously, answer the questions." I winced as I rubbed my head in pain.
"Not until you say that Rin is a wonderful girl and that you will not rape her and get her pregnant."
"Fine, Rin is a wonderful girl and I will not-"
"'I will solemnly swear' raise your right hand Mikuo."
I cursed under my breath and raised my right hand irritably, "Rin is a wonderful girl and I solemnly swear not to rape her and get her pregnant. AS IF I'D RAPE AN UNDERDEVELOPED GIRL LIKE HER! NOW TELL ME OR I'LL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU."
"Ok, ok hold your horses, man. Anyway I put you in the same room as Rin because you need help too, and I owe something to the Kagamine family also."
Then I heard him say something so incredibly soft that I'm pretty sure I wasn't supposed to hear it. He said, "Also, some things are meant to happen for a reason and at the right moment in due time."
Suddenly something clicked. And I figured many things out.
I quickly stood up and the two girls looked up at me questionably. I shouted, "I know how we're going to get outta here, Rin."
"I thought we had already established our plan..?" Rin asked with a worried and surprised voice. Maybe from how I called her "Rin" for the first time. I looked at her and scoffed. Our plan was so stupid. It shouldn't even be called clever.
"Nevermind that crappy plan, Kaito set this all up. He knew everything." I said grinning from the accomplishment and a little bit of every happy feeling out there.
Meiko asked, "What do you mean?"
I sat down and began to explain what I have figured out so far. Kaito has slowly planned and timed things out. I'm guessing he did this because of some kind of debt that he owed to Rin's family. Then Rin popped in that a long time ago, before her mother had passed, that her family had took Kaito in from the streets and raised him until her stepmother kicked him out. Probably ever since then, Kaito had felt forever indebted to her family that he was willing to help Rin and Len out with their ordeal. But he realized that he can't really rush to save the two from their stepfamily and hypnotism. He wanted them to learn from this, just like how he managed to cross over obstacles. He wanted this whole thing to be an obstacle. But that doesn't mean Kaito was the source of their problem.
So then at the right moment, Kaito sent me to live with Rin. But, it doesn't explain why he chose me though. So I just went with how I was semi clever about things and made excellent plans. Well, I think I make excellent plans. When I was done explaining, I then continued onto discussing about a newly made plan that I had created while I was explaining Kaito being a freaking genius.
First, we would have to get out of this crappy mental hospital, but I realized that the security around here has suddenly gotten very weak and lazy so escaping will be pretty simple. Second, we would obviously head towards the destination where Kaito is, which is most likely where Rin's brother and stepfamily is. Third, we would have to get Rin get out of her trance-ish state and soon we would be back to normal.
"But," I added, "Only Rin and I have to travel to where Kaito is alone and we would meet Meiko there."
Meiko narrowed her eyes and her voice got all serious, "Why can't I travel with you kids? Isn't it dangerous for a girl to travel with a hormone crazed boy like you?"
"There's a reason why Kaito had me to be roommates with Rin, I'm guessing it's because he trusts me. If your fiancé can trust me, so can you. Plus I'm guessing he doesn't trust many people since he's been living on the streets for so long." I replied.
The lady crossed her arms, "Fine, but if you hurt Rin emotionally or physically, I will kill you without having the police or government even caring for your murder. Understand?"
Rin popped in, "Meiko, you didn't need to go that far-"
"Deal," I said and then I added, "We'll leave tomorrow."
