Chapter 10: Kcab Krap Htuos Gnirb
(Leah and Bakura are barely awake but, being the morning person Chloe is, she's wide awake and bent on bothering everyone living with her.)
Chloe: Good Morning everyone! Isn't the sun shining pretty?
Bakura: Go away…
Leah: it's too early for your insanity, Chloe…
Chloe: Nonesense! What do we want to do about breakfast?
Leah: We're out of money. We need to go get Olivia now.
Chloe: Do we have to? She'll get all angry!
Bakura: What do you expect? Her to accept you with arms wide open?
Leah: We don't have to get her, but that means one of us has to get a job.
Chloe: Yeaaaaaaah no, I'll go wake up Marik.
Leah: That's what I thought.
(At the Kaiba-Dungeon)
Yami: Sixteen slaves at work on the wall, sixteen slaves at work…
Ollie: SHUT UP. JUST SHUT THE [Beep] UP I AM SO SICK OF YOUR [Beep]ing song! I don't know how Yugi Moto can put up with you! You have to be the second most annoying person in this whole series!
(Enter Kaiba and Mokuba)
Kaiba: Am I the first?
Ollie: No, Mokuba, of course!
Mokuba: Hey!
Everyone: Shut up Mokuba!
Kaiba: I came back to see if you'll reconsider my challenge.
Yami: No! She-
Ollie: OH GOD PLEASE!
(let's Ollie down)
Kaiba: Then follow me, to the Kaiba-Dungeon Card Game room!
Ollie: You have an arena in your dungeon?
Kaiba: Of course. You never know when you need to play children's card games with prisoners.
Ollie: Of course.
Yami (shouting from the hallway) Hey! Butthole! You forgot to let me down!
Kaiba: I didn't forget. I just didn't want to.
Yami: That's ok! My friends will- who am I kidding they're probably lost in Moscow or somewhere.
( over to Yugi-Tachi stuck in Antarctica)
Téa: I know he's here somewhere.
Tristan: I'm cold. Aww look it's a penguin.
Joey: There's no time for cute penguins! We have to find Yug- aww a baby seal…
Téa: Don't worry Man-Candy I'll find you soon!
(Back to the Kaiba-Dungeon so many moves into the game)
Ollie: I summon Obelisk the Tormentor!
Kaiba: HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
Ollie: I stole it.
Kaiba: When?
Ollie: No time for that! Attack his life points!
Kaiba: I lost TO A GIRL!
(Enter Chloe, Leah, Marik, and Bakura)
Bakura: To a girl? That's pathetic!
Chloe: Oh my god the great Seto Kaiba! I think we should all attempt to give a shit!
Leah: Ha! You lost to Olivia.
Kaiba: Look, I'll pay you any amount of money never to speak a word of this to anyone.
Ollie: Well, I wasn't going to tell anyone anyways. I mean it's just a card game.
(Writes on a check)
Kaiba: Here's a blank check with my name on it, write any amount of money and I'll be sure you get it.
Marik: Take it Olivia.
Leah: Will you pay our rent?
Kaiba: Yes.
Chloe: And pay for our food?
Kaiba: What every you wish.
Ollie: Do all the above and get me a motorcycle and we'll call it even.
Yami: I'm still tied up down here…
Chloe: Should we untie him?
Kaiba: No, he said his friends would save him.
Chloe: You know Kaiba, you're a real dick. I'm going to be the nice person and untie his sorry ass.
(exit Chloe)
Kaiba: So, I'll see you at work Monday?
Ollie: After you barge in on my date, tie me up and force me to listen to Yami's terrible singing? Sure. Monday at nine o'clock sharp.
Kaiba: I'll see you then.
Marik: Olivia, am I allowed to ride the Motercycle.
Ollie: Oh, Marik of course not… and if I even SEE you touch it, I promise I'll cut your face.
(Enter Chloe and Yami)
Chloe: Where do you want me to put this thing?
Yami: Just throw me outside, I'll find those idiots eventually.
Chloe: Sounds fine.
Kaiba: I'm just going to let you all go now, because I don't want to feel the shame anymore, Come on Mokuba, We'll go take some pot and we'll feel a WHOLE lot better about this situation.
(Exit Kaiba and Mokuba)
Leah: Kaiba needs to get laid.
Chloe: Like today. Too bad we won't even touch that.
Ollie: Yeah.