Ichimaru Gin's Diary
Chapter 10: Truth or Dare
Entry 105
We're all at our "house" playin' truth or dare.
Entry 106
"Since I am the only sane one, I'll go first. Grimmjow, truth or dare?"
"DARE!" *starts pointing at Mai*
*ignores it* "I dare you to randomly go into Kurosaki's home in a pink ballerina tutu thing, and dance. While you're at it, confess your undying love also."
*Grimmjow leaves*
A few minutes later, he returns, with an angry/stunned face and his tutu gone.
"His sister thought I stole her dress thing while their dad thought I was an ex…"
Entry 107
(AN: mah brothers friend will choose the next dare)
"Matsumoto, truth or dare?"
"Dare… Why am I even playing with you guys?"
"Cause yer half drunk, Ran-chan."
"Anyways, I dare you to run around in a chicken suit and call Aizen-sama a dummy, idiot, floating blob of bubble gum, and drink all his tea and dump some in his lap and run away laughing like an idiot. While you're at it, also go tell that Hinamori girl that Aizen hates her and tells her "go die under a rock in some corner, loser."
O.O
*about an hour later*
"…I've been marked as a traitor by Hitsugaya-taichou…"
"Yay, Ran-chan's stayin with us^^"
Entry 108
Aizen is crying that his tea is gone and his lap is "hotter then Yamoto's fire"
"Uh…pink freak, truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"Why did you make your fraccion edible? I heard you did that from Gin…"
"To eat them. Duh…"
Entry 109
"Ulquiorra, truth or dare."
"Both."
"You can't do that."
"I just did, and I am your superior."
"Fine, uh… why don't you ever smile?"
"I felt emo one day and my face got stuck like this. After a while, I just didn't care…"
"Okay… um… I dare you to smile for a whole day."
"No…"
"Fine, for 10 minutes while rubbing your hands together in the evil way."
"Fine…"
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Entry 110
"Mai, truth or dare?"
"OMG ULQUIORRA-SAMA YOU LOOK SO KAWAII SMILIN!"
"…"
"Oh, um… dare I guess."
"I dare you to be Grimmijow's fraccion for a month."
"I hate you, Ulquiorra-sama…"
"YES! I LOVE YOU ULQUIORRA!"
Entry 111
"Sexta, truth or dare."
"hhehehee."
"I will answer for Grimmijow, truth."
"You suck, Ulquiorra."
"…Yes…yes I do, suck."
"…"
"Who do you like, Grimmijow?"
"…well…"
"You are quite clueless, Mai."
"Your point…?"
*sigh*
"I'll answer fer Grim-jow^^"
"Oh God, NO!"
"He likes ya, Mai-chan."
"…"
"He does, haven't ya noticed that he keeps a picture of ya in his journal? He's pretty upset that D-Roy half cero'ed it on accident."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN AN ACCIDENT?! HE WAS EATING DORITOS AND CERO'ED IT WHEN I SAID LAYS WAS BETTER!"
"…"
Entry 112
"Gin, truth or dare?"
"Dare^^"
"…I dare you and your friend to go on a date. Right now, take as long as ya want and never come back."
"Ok~"
Entry 113
"Before I leave, Starrk, truth or dare?"
*yawn* "truth"
"Do ya like Harribel-chan?"
*yawn* "Sure, why not?" *snore*
Entry 114
*yawn* "Tia, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to be experimented on by Szayel for a whole day."
"If you weren't the Primera I would try to kill you…"
Harribel will never be the same again...
Entry 115
O.O
"Ulquiorra, never smile like that again, it scares us all…except Mai."
"…"
"Grimmijow, truth or dare."
"Why me again?"
"…"
"Dare…"
"I dare you to kiss…."
*starts pointing at Mai*
"I dare you to kiss- Oh, my fraccion are texting me. Ouch, looks like Apache fell into the lake again, gotta go."
"DAMN YOU HARRIBEL!"
"Ulquiorra, you finish for Tia."
"Yes, Aizen-sama. Grimmijow, I dare you to kiss…*sigh* the trashy Cifer girl."
"Ulquiorra, why do you call your sister trash?"
"She isn't my sister, Barragan."
"YES! THANK YOU ULQUIORRA I LOVE YOU!"
"Damn you, Ulquiorra-sama…"
"Watch your mouth, trash."
"…"
*Grimmijow kisses Mai*
*five seconds later*
"TOUSEN CALL THE 911 HE MAY BE BLEEDING INTERNALLY!"
"That wasn't very nice, Mai…"
"Be lucky that wasn't you, Ulquiorra…"
*Sigh* we're so loveable…
Nylorac-chan's Notes
I wanted to start even though there was only one review for a dare…
Mai: Thank you, C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only ~ ^^