There was two reviews that made my day, one was just their name. It was: legen-wait for it-dary. You must be a 9gagger or something. The other, called me the goddess of bashing. Thank you, reviews :D You guys make me laugh.

To the people who keep saying 'Keep writing' I want to say 'no duh' I'm going to keep writing until this story is done, dang it. I ain't giving this up. I'm too awesome to give up. I'm just a horrible updater lately… I'm trying to get back into a routine.

READ THIS: Next week is the March break. I'm leaving Friday night to go to Florida, then on some big boat that I'm actually rather afraid of. This means I might not post. Possibly not. But I might. Probably not. So that's yet ANOTHER week I probably won't be posting.

Thanks for sticking with me guys :/

I forgot this last time but here this is: 83 favs 91 alerts. Woo…!

OMG 203 REVIEWS! OMG! I love you people :3

Thanks to Katerina Riley, for the idea. It was your idea right…? To many people talking to me. I'm starting to get people mixed up. Stupid brain.

Warning: Not edited again because I'm a horrible person.

Disclaimer: I almost owned PJO once, I had my hands on it and everything. Then I woke up…

Chapter 10: WOOF. WOOF. Translation: What the heck just happened?

Octavian woke up with the strange urge to scratch behind his ear. He groggily tried to reach up with his hand but it failed epically and ended up hitting him on the top of his head. He sighed and opened up his eyes, it was probably time to get up any ways.

Instead of sitting up and balancing like a normal person, Octavian rolled off of his bed.

He landed with a huff but it came out like: "Woof."

Member of the First Legion woke up and looked around, trying to find the source of the noise. It was… A Golden Retriever… What the heck?

Meanwhile, Octavian was confused. Why was everything in black and white? He tried speaking to himself but again it came out like; "Woof."

"OH MY GODS IT'S A DOG!"

"Michelle, calm down, it's just a dog." Alex rolled his eyes.

"Aw… It's cute."

"Woof." Translation: what are you talking about?

"…Should we call animal control? It could have rabies or something."

"Hey, where's Octavian?" Pause. "Maybe it ate him!"

The first legion cheered.

"Woof woof." Translation: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? I'M RIGHT HERE. And hey, Joe, that's hurtful.

"Maybe we should complain to the praetors and get them to do something about it."

A bunch of yes's went up from the crowd. It was rather loud. Octavian went on his stomach and covered his nose with his hands-er paws.

"Aw…"

"I'm going to get Reyna now… Maybe Percy just to be safe."

Meanwhile Reyna and Percy were giggling like little kids. Michel (not to be confused with Michelle) came up to them and told them there was a random dog in their building without a collar or any sort of identification. It was a golden retriever. They also noted that Octavian was missing. Michel admitted that he thought the mysterious dog ate Octavian.

Percy wondered how smart you have to be to be in the First legion.

But anyways, the only way they could 'think' of was getting a fishing net and trying to grab the 'dog'.

They'd already thought this through of course. It was going to be fun trying to catch Octavian in a net.

Octavian was still confused. Why was everything in black and white? Where did his opposable thumbs go and why was he so short?

The members of the first legion decided it was time to leave or something, but when Octavian tried to come too, the started running out the back exit. Then when he tried going out that door, he saw them close it in his face.

"Woof. Woof, woof." Translation: Where are all you guys going? Why did you shut the door on me?

He sat in front of the door and was planning on waiting for them to come back.

Then, he heard the front door open.

"Woof!" Translation: I knew you guys wouldn't just leave me here! You came back!

(Yes, one bark really meant that much.)

He dashed to the door to find Percy and Reyna. They both had nets. Okay, so maybe Octavian wasn't the smartest today, but the huge grins they had on their face told him those nets weren't going to be used to catch butterflies.

"Come here Octavian." Reyna muttered and lunged at him with the net.

Octavian translated that to: I'm going to catch you with this net now. You have three seconds to run.

And run he did.

Octavian dashed under a bed and waited for Reyna to run around the other side. He ran between her legs and hid behind someone's dresser.

"Where'd he go?" Percy asked.

Reyna looked under another bed. "I don't know… check behind a large object or something."

"No really?"

Reyna sent a glare.

Octavian was still confused. What the heck was going on? Why does Reyna have a net? Who trusted the Jackson idiot with a net to? He could injure someone with that thing. Even if it is round. You never know…

Without thinking of it, Octavian 'spoke'.

"Woof…" Translation: this sucks…

"Found him!" Percy shouted with glee.

Percy swung the net. And missed.

"Percy!" Reyna screeched.

Octavian dashed in the other direction, Percy and Reyna on his tail. Pun intended. Then, Octavian had a brilliant idea. He ran quickly for a second, came to a halt, then turned sideways. Percy and Reyna didn't have time to stop. They awkwardly tried to grab onto each other for support and tripped over Octavian. Octavian whined a little in protest but at least he was better off than those other two.

Octavian walked happily of in the other direction, leaving the groaning praetors behind.

Lou Ellen sighed. She pushed a strand of now purple hair out of her face. "Really Percy? You can defeat Titans but you were defeated by a small, Golden Retriever?

Percy groaned and adjusted the pea bag that was resting on his eye. Reyna's elbow hurt. "It's not my fault a dog happens to be smarter than your average titan."

"He's a fully trained member of the first legion." Reyna added helpfully. She winced as she moved her ribs. Definitely a bruise there.

"Sure sure." Lou Ellen said with a wave of her hand. "I still can't believe I wasted a spell on this."

"It's not our fault he tripped us Lou."

Lou Ellen glared. "Don't call me that."

"Fine."

Reyna smiled at the Iris message Lou Ellen, "can you please reverse the spell now? People might notice the absence of our attempting evil overlord."

Lou Ellen shrugged. "Sure. In twenty minutes you will probably have your normal Octavian back. There might be some side effects though. If he's still a dog by tomorrow give me a call, kay?"

~Later that night~

Octavian was back in his normal body. He couldn't decide if yesterday was some freak accident or a dream. If it was a dream, it had a huge effect on his life. Alex caught him trying to scratch behind his ear with his foot… It was an awkward conversation to say the least.

Do you guys like it when I have it from Octavian's point of view? Or would you rather have it from the other people (really too lazy to type out all their names, you're lucky I even finished this chapter.)

Does anyone actually read what I have to say?

I feel like I need to tell you guys to review. Partly because today, March 2ed, is my birthday. And it sucked. I got detention for reading in class. Stupid science teacher… I tried to explain that it was my birthday but he didn't seem to give a f- I mean… *looks for suitable replacement word* damn…?

Anyways, review. Please. It might cheer me up. (My birthday's always suck)