Holidays
Ok, why the fuck do people like holidays. I mean, the way I see it is… Holidays are the time where everyone lies and gets drunk. I mean who looks forward to that? Except that part where your parents get drunk and act like fucking idiots, because that is hilarious. Plus there is always that kid in your class that goes around to everyone and wishes them a marry Christmas and this other kid is like.
"I don't like Christmas"
"Why not?"
"My grandma died over Christmas."