I Am The Strongest! REMATCH Vs: Andre Part 1

After numbnuts defeated the meister twins Jason and Jeffery, Caillou went about the rest of the school day normally. Although he was suspicous of all the children after hard fought battles he had went through that morning. He was most suspcious of Clemintine cuz she was always getting up in his grill(outdated term alert!) just about everyday. Caillou was least suspicous of Leo because he was his "bestest" friend in the "hole" world...and due to the fact that Leo was absent from recess today.(probably still wanking) The school bell ranged and it was time to go home, Daddy had came inside Mo-...WHOA! I mean Daddy had came to pick up Caillou from school and they went home.

"How was school today Caillou?" said Daddy dressed as a penguin

"It was ok" replied Caillou

"HEY! NARRATOR SPEED IT UP TO THE FIGHT ALREADY!" shouted The Devil impatiently as he once again breaks the 4th wall.

It's best that I skip the chat dialouge between Baldie and his dad and go right into the fight so I can teach The Devil who's the boss around this bitch.

After a few pimp-slaps later...

Caillou arrived home and Daddy went inside because he left his work papers in the toaster(Daddy's not that bright). Meanwhile Caillou was skipping merryily to the front door until he heard a familiar voice behind him on the driveway.

"...I'm here to put an end to you...Caillou"

"Well, well, well if it isn't my old buddy Andre" replied Caillou with malicous intent

"You know I didn't forget what you and Poophead did to me earlier this morning... but it's all good in the hood...cuz I killed Poopoohead's bitch ass" said Caillou

"I know...he was foolish. But I promise you I am not." replied Andre

"Ooooohhh really?" replied Caillou

"Yes I am the strongest of the Stern Ritter" said Andre

"Oh is that what you fools call yourselves?" replied Demon Caillou

"Yes now prepare to die...demon" said Andre

Demon Caillou rushed towards Andre with blinding speed, but Andre didn't move instead he stood there and took Caillou hit. Caillou expected Andre to be sent flying but instead he only moved couple of milimeters. Andre was like a steel wall to Caillou and this made Baldie nervous. The bald kid then used his newly acquired technique Shadow Ball and sent finally sent Andre flying...a few feet.

"That was a good one...now it's my turn" said Andre

"YOU DON'T GET A TURN ASSHOLE!" angerly shouted Caillou

Andre hit Caillou with a Shoulder Tackle and sent Baldie flying towards a stop sign, then Andre with incredible speed, caught him before he could hit the ground and then threw him into a house collasping it. Andre then jumped high into the air and with his knee land on Caillou's chest and then started pummelling him into the ground with his fist.

To be continued...maybe.

Fin

A/N: Did I create a totally Overpowered character in Andre? Probably! but who the hell cares? As long as Caillou is getting hurt we're all happy!

Question(s): Who do you think is going to be the Mary-Sue character in this ridicoulus fighting Fan-Fiction that I made out this children's book series? Should pairings take place? What should be the name of the next demon with The Devil? How hard did I pimp=slapped the Devil? Who should defeat Caillou in the end? And most importantly is Leo still jacking off? FInd out on the next episode of Attack On Full Metal Yu Yu Caillouto-oh Ball GT Art Online With Bleach!

P.s. Andre is going to get stronger.