Not an Ordinary Day
I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew!
All I have to say is: Here is chapter 10! Enjoy!
Once Ryou escaped from getting the soul beat out of him, he picked up the telephone and dailed Tangerine's phone number.
"Hi, Tangie! I'm looking for... first name: I'ma and last name: weiner!" Ryou laughed.
"Nobody calls me 'Tangie'!!!!!! Ryou, when I get my hands on you, I will kick your butt so hard, you'll have to sit on your eye-balls!!!!!!!" Tangerine screeched.
A few minutes later, Tangerine came in with a bazooka. Tangerine was wearing pink jean capris, a pink-and-black striped tank top, pink knee-high socks, slip-on shoes, and she had a death-glare look on her face.
"Where is he?!" Tangerine asked.
Everyone pointed to a corner that had Ryou in the corner. Tangerine beat the snot out of Ryou. Ice came downstairs, stretching.
"Did I miss anything?" Ice asked.
Ice looked at the half-dead Ryou.
"Woah, what happened to Ryou?" Ice asked.
Tangerine whistled innocently as she hid the bazooka behind her back. Kish teleported in, without any clothes.
"Pervert!!!!" Tangerine screamed.
"My eyes!!!!!!!" Ice screeched.
"Kickbutt Showtime, gao!" Tangerine screamed, starting to beat up Kish.
Once Tangerine was done, Amaya kicked Kish in his you-know-where.
"Pervert." Amaya said as Kish stepped behind her.
"Hello." Kish said as he hugged Amaya.
"Get away!!!! You are such a perverted idiot!" Amaya screeched, kicking Kish in his you-know-where again.
Amaya escaped as Kish fell to the ground. Pai and Taruto teleported in.
"What happened to Kish, you old hags?" Taruto asked.
"Old hags?!?!?!?!" Ichigo, Tangerine, Ice, and Amaya screeched.
"I can't believe Kish likes old women." Taruto said.
"We are not old!" Ichigo, Tangerine, Ice, and Amaya complained.
"Old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old, old hags." Taruto laughed.
"Stand back." Tangerine and the other girls said.
The others backed away.
"Midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget, midget." Amaya, Ice, Ichigo, and Tangerine said.
"Don't call me a midget!" Taruto complained.
"Well, don't call us old hags!" Amaya, Ice, Ichigo, and Tangerine screamed.
Taruto and Pai, who had Kish in his arms, teleported out.
"Who wants to play... 'Torment the Tree Hugger'?" Ice asked.
"We do!" Amaya and Tangerine replied.
Ice, Amaya, and Tangerine left Cafe Mew Mew to go torment Masaya.
A few minutes later... Tangerine, Amaya, and Ice pinned Masaya to the ground.
"Are we evil?!" Tangerine, Amaya, and Ice asked Masaya.
"Yes!" Masaya replied.
"Say it like you mean it!" Amaya, Tangerine, and Ice demanded.
"Yes! You are very evil!" Masaya screamed.
Ice pushed Masaya's face in a fire-ant pile.
"Do you like to eat fire ants?!" Ice asked Masaya before pushing Masayas head back the pile of fire ants.
"Yes!" Masaya replied.
"Say you love to eat fire ants before we kill you!" Ice demanded.
"I love to eat fire ants!" Masaya screamed.
"Good boy. Now... bark like a dog!" Ice demanded.
"What?!" Masaya asked.
"Bark... like... a... dog." Ice said slowly.
Masaya barked like a dog.
"Now... go cut down that tree and say you love every moment of it." Amaya and Tangerine said.
"No!" Masaya said.
"Do it." Amaya and Tangerine said, pulling out bazookas.
Masaya cut down a tree.
"I love cutting down trees." Masaya said, twitching.
"Say hello, to the internet." Ice said.
"What do you mean?" Masaya asked.
"I recorded the whole thing! Wait until this goes on the internet." Ice laughed.
"You girls are evil!" Masaya screamed, running away.
"We know!" The girls replied.
Sorry for such short chapters! I have had school, homework, some clubs, and more! Plus, I do these short chapters to put you in suspense for the next chapter. Ain't I wicked a.k.a. evil? Please review!