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"Beep! Beep! Beep! Be-"

The annoying alarm clock blared as Roxas fell off his bed in surprise. With an angry hand, he whipped the window open and threw the alarm clock as far as he can. A few seconds later, he heard a man cursing loudly to his window. Heck, must be the mailman across the street.

His twin waltzed into the room happily and greeted him. Then, Sora noticed the empty space of the alarm clock. "Umm, Roxas?"

"Yeah, I know. I threw the alarm clock at the mail man this time." Roxas grumbled as he slouched back into bed.

Sora frowned and put his hands on his hips. "Roxas, that's the tenth alarm clock Dad had to get you. The eight one was smashed by your math textbook. The fifth one hit our neighbor's dog outside which provoked it. Unfortunately, Dad was outside, getting the daily newspaper. Therefore, the dog saw the clock coming from Dad's house so it started to chase him. Dad was screaming and running back into the house. He scolded you after that. So, don't throw any more alarm clocks!" The blonde responded to Sora's lecture with a roll of the eyes and left him to go to the bathroom. He brushed his teeth slowly as he thought about the dreaded trip to the next deadliest hellhole on the planet. The friggin' mall. Oh, joy.

"Hey, Roxas! Kairi also said we're spending the whole day at the mall not half of the day so hurry up!" Sora cried out on the other side of the bathroom door. Two seconds later, the brunet could hear his other spitting out most of the obscenities known to mankind. A sweat dropped from Sora's brow as he walked away.

The twins went downstairs where they saw their dad, Cloud, sitting idly at the table with a newspaper in his hand. The older blonde greeted them but then glared at Roxas. Roxas didn't meet his eyes but scowled mentally in his head.

'Damn it. The mailman knew that the alarm clock had came from our house. He told Dad.' Roxas thought in defeat. 'I swear, alarm clocks are the devices that came from hell to torture us. Me, especially! Breaking us from our comfortable sleep and dreams! One of the worse things created!'

Meanwhile, Sora ate his breakfast in a blur. Luckily, the brunette's high metabolism let him keep his curvy figure much to Sora's delight (to eat as much as he wants) and dismay (he hates his girlish figure).

"Come on, Roxas! Hurry up! I want to meet Kairi on time!" Sora nagged at the still-eating Roxas. Reluctantly, Roxas finished his breakfast five seconds faster and was dragged by Sora outside.

They both grab their skateboards briskly and glided outside. Roxas and Sora were not the type of being athletic but they loved skateboarding and did a bit of fencing to make up for it. In seven minutes (not the time Sora was aiming for, he wanted five minutes), they reached the hell-ahem-mall.

"Hey, you guys!" Kairi called out cheerfully as Namine smiled at both of them. Riku and Axel, who were bored before, looked up at them eagerly.

"Remember the plan, Namine." the redhead whispered deviously. Namine nodded and carried out the first part of the plan.

"Okay, us girls want to go the clothes department first." Namine announced, waiting for Kairi to follow.

"And we want you to do the honors for us." the redhead giggled as she pointed at the confused boys.

"Us? What do you mean?" Sora pointed to himself dumbly as Roxas snickered under his breath.

"Hell no! We're so not helping you pick out clothes! Picking out girl clothes is not our style!" Roxas nearly yelled, attracting some glances from the public. However, Sora thought the opposite.

"All right! We'll help!" Roxas had no choice but to follow his twin. Like a magnet, Riku followed reluctantly.

"Hey, Axel, aren't you coming?" Namine asked, cocking her head cutely to the side in question. Axel smirked and raised his arm up.

"Nope! I have a place….I want to go to. You can come too if you don't want to shop for clothes with the girls, Roxy." Axel answered deviously, creeping out the blonde with a suggestive wink. Namine looked at Kairi for an answer.

"He wants to go to those adult shops at the way west end of the mall." Kairi giggled slightly.

"But isn't he not at the legal age yet?" the blonde asked with a frown. Kairi crossed her arms and nodded.

"Yes, he isn't but look at his height. He could be mistaken for being older to his advantage. Besides, the adult shops here are extremely sleazy and don't really pay attention to the licenses the customers have." she explained once more.

Roxas refused a split second later at the offer and the five headed to the clothes department.

"Hey, Kairi? If Axel's not here, what's the point of flirting with Roxas?" Namine asked in doubt.

"Well, just flirt with him anyway. Riku will see then, I'm sure, report it back to Axel." the redhead nearly laughed out.

"Hey, ummm, Kairi? How do you flirt?" the blonde asked once more. Her twin rolled her eyes.

"Watch and learn from the master."

Kairi strutted toward Sora and suddenly put her hand on his shoulder earning a surprised gasp from the brunette. She offered him an over-friendly smile.

"So Sora, what do you think will look good on me?" she asked in a charming voice as she leaned closer slightly toward his face. Sora flushed crimson at the sudden action and looked at Riku for help. However, Riku looked away to hide his scowl of jealousy. Kairi gave herself an inside smirk and a pat on the back for the point.

"W-well, umm, I-uh" Sora stuttered and was shaking. Roxas was about to yell out at Kairi to stop but a tug held him back.

"Well, after the clothes department, we're planning to go to the food court. Did you bring money with you?" Namine asked in a casual yet charming voice to throw Roxas off.

"Well, umm…" Roxas searched his pockets but found nothing. "Damn no, I don't."

Namine offered him a flirty smile. "Don't worry. I'll pay for you then."

Roxas's face turned slightly red. He raised his arm in defense. "No! It's okay!"

"I insist." she answered.

The five continued on to the clothes department. Kairi turned flirty with Sora as Namine did with Roxas. Kairi had to stifle her giggles as she saw Riku's eye twitch in disturbance. Then, Riku's hand twitching to slap her across the face. Finally, after two hours of torture for Riku, he decided to butt in through Kairi's flirting. Sora looked surprised for a moment before smiling again.

Axel met up with them in the food court angrily. Namine cocked her head to the side as Roxas turned away. "Axel, what happened?" "The shop here is cheap! I already have all the things that the damn shop has to offer! Man, the one back from my hometown is way better!" he yelled out, pulled a nearby chair and sat in it. The stress mark can be seen.

Riku walked up to Axel and whispered something to him. Axel's eyes widen then he glared at the blonde girl. He turned to Roxas and offered him a smile which the blonde responded with a turn to the back.

Worried, Namine tugged on Kairi's shoulder. "Kairi, it's not working with Axel." Kairi pondered in thought for a moment before her light bulb lit up again once more. She reached in her bag and pulled out a crisp five-dollar bill. She handed it to Namine and whispered something in her ear. Her twin nodded and strolled over an Axel who was currently occupied on trying to get Roxas's attention and a Roxas who was sighing and growling in annoyance.

"Ahem."

The two boys looked at her simultaneously. She meekly held the five-dollar bill in her hand and presented toward them.

"H-hey, you want to go to the photo booths with me over there with me?" she gestured to the nearby photo booths to their right.

Roxas lit right up, agreed to go, and grabbed the dollar. Axel, on the other hand, had no choice but to go. It was like a line. Roxas was first, Axel was second, and Namine was third. When Roxas was about to go into the booth, Namine suddenly walked up next to Axel and oh-so casually stick her foot out. Axel, who was currently staring at the ass of the one in front of him, tripped over the foot. Unfortunately, Roxas turned around in question only to see an Axel flailing his arms towards him.

"What the-" The two boys crashed into each other into the booth. Their lips met accidentally as Roxas jammed in the bill into the money slot. Axel was using the walls of the booth to stop himself and hit the photo button.

"Axel, you rapist! Get off me!" he yelled as he broke away from Axel's kiss. The photo printed out as the booth jerked violently to the left and the right. Namine watched calmly as the camera took pictures of them. A minute later, the two boys tumble out. Roxas looked at Namine with exhaustion.

"I'm so sorry! I wasn't looking where I was going! I'm so sorry!" Namine kept on apologizing profusely that Roxas did buy it and forgave her. Axel, on the other hand, was angry that he was tripped but his anger quickly subsided after he engaged in a kiss with the blonde.

The day was cancelled after Roxas stomped out of the hellhole angrily with a Sora following closely behind him. Kairi sighed as Namine went into the photo booth and collected the pictures that printed out. She looked at all the pictures and saw that the first one showed them kissing. The second and the others showed them wrestling with each other frantically. She tore the first one off and put it in her bag and threw the others away for safe-keeping.

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As Roxas walked home, he touched his lips and had a flashback of what happened. Damn, Axel stole his first kiss. His heart skipped a beat temporarily before Roxas shook it away. When the twins got home, they went back to their normal activities. Roxas checked his email account and saw something.

To: Roxas

From: Selphie

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Hiya, Roxas! Check out this site!

Roxas scrolled down and saw the site. He clicked on it and saw it was one of those personality tests. He saw small writing underneath but couldn't read it. So, just to kill the time, he decided to do it.

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