Author's note:

Hey guys! Hum lets start by sorry to be late (I think that I'll say that one often) Anyway I finnaly finsh this chapter! And I wont say when the next one will come out because I always finish by deceiving you but I can say that it will be before the end of the year! I always say thanks to the same person so read my last author's note to find out who you are.

Here are the answer to the reviews:

XxlighterxX: Thanks for the compliment. And you like Freed to! He's in my top ten character with Rogue and Alzack so I had to put them in here! And after my 2 chap in two days I became lazy again so I'm sure you're less pround of me and sorry.

Staticy Fox Atra: Finally someone who understand me in my fear of butterflies! Okay I don't faint when I saw them, I just cri and run away, but I've been searching for years someone who was also scared of them!

IkutoKuroNeko: Just to say, at the begginning, I wanted to make a big fight with these two but I'm not that great at writing fight and I think it's really complicated to do them. Sorry again if I took long and somebody should make a complain about the traducteur that I'm using because in french and in English, your german don't make total sense!

Do you think this story go in the good direction? It's getting weirder chapter by chapter.


The Journal

? POV :

Dear journal:

Fairy tail's library is the best place in the world! Nobody comes here beside Levy, Lucy or Freed but these three are blind, they new It. Well, people would say that I hide It in a good place but it's the point! I can't let anyone know what It is. If they learn it, it'll ruined my plan! I only need It at the end of my plan against S... I mean, hum how can I call that thing? Oh, I know, let's give the name...Moo! You know like a cow, I love cows! You want to know why? Of course you do, you can't talk or anything, Journal. You're the only one that listen to me and love me, I know that others would say that the other Faeries like and love me... but let's be serious, there just a bunch of stupid person, I hate then! They think they know everything about the world and me but they don't! Anyways, you already know all of these stuff, but you don't know why I love cows! It's because, Moo protege, is scared of them! Can you believed that! Because of the protege of Moo's friend, I also like: butterflies, mice, seagulls and dogs.

Do you also know how hard it is to capture tons of mice and butterflies and released then at the good time so they don't all get away. My plan was almost perfect but one of them got away. But it was still worth it because if they had fought together, my effect on Blondie may have disappear and that would be bad because, I would had to kill him. I don't like killing people, it usually is too much trouble afterwards because you have to hide the cause of the death or the body. That's enough of my monologue for today, so now Journal, I'll tell you about my day!

It started like usual, I woke up like always to that annoying noise. After my big plan, that thing will be my next mission. I ate my favourite breakfast: scram eggs with maple syrup and ketchup. After that, I took my shower and think about heading to the guild. At least I had my crystal ball or else I would have been stuck on the rescue Rogue team. I put crystal balls everywhere that I go so I can watch every move of the other member of the guild. Of course, nobody know that they are being watched all the time, it cost me a lot of money these "camera". I stop to count how many of them got destroyed because of a stupid fight. I left my house when Evergreen and Elfman enter it. Do you know how much I hate those two, they think that nobody knows that they are a couple but everyone sees it! And can we not talk about Elfman and his "manly" thing, he even do that to girls! Sorry journal but today I woke up on the wrong foot so sorry if I repeat myself from my other days. Lets continued, I enter the stupid guild and there were already some people awake from last night party (that I didn't go to).

"Hi there!" Manly greeted me first.

"Hi Elfman!" I answer with my best fake smile that I'm using everyday.

The other that where there greeted me one by one. I didn't want to talk to anyone so I went to the library. I cleaned It like everyday, I don't want to explain to you what It is again because it's way to complicated and long to explain and anyway, Journal, you just have to look at the other pages to remember it. After taking cared of it, I decide to watch how the rescue Rogue team were doing. The fighting team, has we can call it, are already out of the game. It was at the same time that I saw one of the butterfly had escaped. I almost broke my ball because of that but I count to ten and told myself that it okay if it's not perfect and instead, I murder 10 books. Don't blame me for the books, I killed the books that told me to count to ten to let my anger calmed down and if it doesn't work, to concentrated on something else so instead of breaking my precious ball, I murder books. It's logic, isn't it?

I saw all of Sting and Gajeel "battle" and it was so funny and I was so happy that my plan work! Now, I switch to Freed and Levy, but before I continued, I' tell you about the member of Fairy Tail. I just saw that I didn't tell you anything about them before. I'll star with the ones that I already talked about today. First, Elfman, he has too much muscles and have the word man on the top of his dictionary, he's with Evergreen, a weird girl that change people into statue, next there is Levy, a girl that have strong feeling for Gajeel but read too much, she's always reading! Freed is like her but at the same time, he have strange feeling for Laxus but is in loved with a girl (can you explain that to me?!) and for last there is Gajeel, he is also in love with Levy but he have a strange laugh and is in competition with Orga (a saber) with the worst signing of Fiore.

Lets get back to our business now that everyone knows everyone. Levy and Freed were working on the runes that Sabertooth placed for them, they easily deactivated them and Levy transfer the message to the other team that they could get going, of course, that was after Gajeel and Sting screamed like little girls. Levy stated that she was worried about him/in love so they decide to check on them but I had already put traps around there so they can't see the cages that have still some mouse or butterfly in them. They were to much in the talk of the new novel that they read so the next thing they new, they where on the ground, sleeping for 12 hours because of my perfect potion. I was too much into watching them that I forgot about the other three and I forgot to record the other "camera" and then I heard the big BOOM! Of the old guild exploding. I can't believed that I mist that! It was the moment that I was waiting for and it's the other reason why I'm pissed and that 20 more books were murder. When I heard the explosion I immediately pack my things and took off before the chaos. I decided to directly go home and eat diner but I made a mistakes and I drank my sleep potion (you know I always do stuff like that). I just woke up some times ago just before midnight but now it's past midnight so I should have said that I was talking about yesterday but you don't need to know this detail, ops too late, sorry, I have the tendency to talk too much sometimes about non important things. That's it for today, I'll watch something on the television for the rest of the night and see you tomorrow with the continuation of my revenge of Moo's plan. Soon I'll be the happiest person in the world!

PS: Journal, do you want a real name? I can't thing of any good name for you but I'll find one someday!