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A/N: Gomen for updating late! Thanks to all the reviewers for the great reviews. Thanks to my beta reader, Takeshi-Chan!! Anyways, ENJOY!
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"Well, at least you guys make Sensei laughed."
"Yeah, I guess so. At least, I had fun! Did you have fun, Sasuke?" Naruto smiled.
"Bah, why would I have fun doing this shit? It's just me got bored."
"Anyways, let's go eat our lunch. I already finished cooking. We've better hurry and eat or else, it'll get cold." Sakura told them.
"Hai." They said together.
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi went to eat lunch in the kitchen.
Chapter 10-Rule#4: don't say no to babies
Naruto and Sasuke sat down at the dining table. Sakura placed Kakashi on a chair with a bunch of books underneath, so he can reach the table. He bounced several times while Sakura set the meals on the table. They were fried shrimps, green beans, miso soup, and curry rice.
"All right! Let's eat!" Naruto picked the fork up hungrily. When he was about to dig in, Sakura stopped him.
"Wait Naruto! Let me give Sensei milk and then we can eat okay?!" Sakura yelled.
"But I'm hungry..." Naruto whined while he banged on the table with a fork and a spoon on each hand.
"Just shut up and wait for a minute! Why can't you just be patient for now?" Sasuke was quite irritated with the sounds Naruto was causing.
"Hey, I can't help myself! My stomach is growling, and if you were me, you'll be whining like me!"
"Whatever...a dobe like you is annoying as hell..." Sasuke mumbled.
Sakura filled the bottle with milk and let it warm up in a pot. She let it boil for a minute or so and picked it up to hand it to Kakashi. She pulled down his mask, so that Kakashi can drink the milk. Kakashi held the milk and started drinking.
"Guu, Guu, Guu." He smiled.
"Okay, now we can eat now." Sakura sat down next to Sasuke.
"Itadaikimasu!" Everyone said together as they began to dig in.
Everyone ate quietly since this was actually their first time eating together and not to mention at Kakashi's house. Sakura decided to speak up since she felt uncomfortable when silence and tense filled the air.
"Sooo...do you like the food that I cooked?"
"It's ok...I prefer ramen." Naruto drank the soup boisterously.
"Are you saying it's not good?!" Sakura stared at him angrily.
"No, no...I mean it's good! Hmm!! See!! It's delicious!" Naruto rubbed his stomach.
"That's what I thought!" Sakura faced Sasuke and asked him shyly, "So Sasuke-kun, what do you think of my cooking?"
"It tastes good..." Sasuke answered.
"I can't believe it! Sasuke-kun actually liked my food...I thought he would say it tasted bad...thanks god, he didn't" Sakura sighed in relief.
"Mama, Mama, Mama!" Baby Kakashi called her.
"Sensei, you're done drinking milk. Let me get you some ice cream. I'm sure you're still hungry." Sakura stood up and went to the freezer to get some scoops of ice cream.
Sakura put two scoops of vanilla ice cream and placed the bowl on the table. She handed Kakashi a spoon. He ate the ice cream happily.
"Guu, Guu, hehe!" He giggled.
Sakura sat back down and looked at him with a smile. Then she looked at Naruto and Sasuke who were still eating.
"Hey you guys, do you think that Iruka-sensei finally talked to Hokage-sama?" Sakura asked.
"I'm sure he did. Just hope he would hurry up and tell us the results already because I don't want to take care of Sensei anymore..." Naruto used the fork to get a Fried shrimp and popped it into his mouth.
"Yeah, I agree. He causes us too much trouble." Sasuke nodded.
"HELL YEAH! That's another reason why I can't stand this any longer!" Naruto shouted.
Kakashi watched them talk and an idea popped into his mind.
"I know. I agr-" Sakura stopped short because Kakashi shoved the spoon with ice cream in front of her face. "Huh?"
"Mama, Mama! Ahhh!" Baby Kakashi wanted Sakura to eat some ice cream off his spoon.
"Aw, so you want me to eat it. All right. Ahhh..." Sakura ate it and said smiley, "Mmmm, its good."
"Guu, Guu, Guu! Mama!" He giggled happily.
"Onee-chan, Onee-chan! Ahhh!"
"I don't want it." Sasuke ignored him coldly.
"Sensei, over here! I'll eat it!" Naruto opened his mouth widely and ate it.
"Guu, Guu, Guu! Obaasan!"
"Hehe, an indirect kiss from Sakura-chan..." Naruto thought.
"Onee-chan, Onee-chan! Ahhh!"
"I told you, I don't want it."
"Guu?" Baby Kakashi looked at him confused.
"Don't worry, Sensei. I'll eat it again." Sakura ate it again. "See! It's tasty!"
"Guu, Guu, Guu!" He bounced happily.
"Onee-chan, Onee-chan! Ahhh!"
"Don't you understand a single word I said?! I said no!" Sasuke turned his head to the other side.
"Guu, Guu, Guu..." Baby Kakashi said sadly.
Sasuke turned around and he stared at Kakashi. Kakashi's eyes looked like puppies.
"OY! Stop making that face! That's not going to change my mind, you little brat!"
Even though Sasuke told him to stop that, he didn't listen. He continually made his face.
"QUIT IT!"
Kakashi was about to cry. Sasuke stared at his eyes which began to fill with tears, but just looking at his face made him feel uncomfortable. He sighed, quickly opened his mouth, and ate it.
"Guu, Guu, Guu! Onee-chan!" Baby Kakashi said cheerfully.
Sakura giggled and thought, "I didn't think that Sensei would be able to make Sasuke-kun eat ice cream. He's so cute."
"I can't believe Sasuke also received an indirect kiss from Sakura-chan. I thought that I was going to be the only one...man, this sucks..." Naruto thought disappointed.
"Anyways, I'll go washes these dishes." Sakura suggested.
"I'll go wash my clothes since it's dirty." Sasuke got up.
"All rights then, Naruto, take Sensei with you. I think he's sleepy." Sakura told him.
"How do you know he's sleepy?" Naruto asked.
"Well, look at him!" Sakura pointed.
He saw Kakashi yawning and rubbing his eyes.
"Now, take him okay?"
"Okay." Naruto picked up Kakashi and held him.
Sasuke walked out from the kitchen and Naruto followed him.
"Hey Sasuke, you and I both got an indirect kiss from Sakura-chan." Naruto whispered.
Sasuke turned really red. "Don't be such a baka...it's not an indirect kiss...it's a..."
"Haha! If it is not an indirect kiss, then what is it? And also, why are you so red huh?"
"Shut up dobe! You're just imagining! It's...it's just a...just a...oh whatever! I'm gonna my wash clothes."
--Living Room--
Naruto went to the living room and slowly put Kakashi down on the couch. Kakashi slept peacefully and when Naruto was about to leave, something stopped him.
"Huh? What the?" Naruto turned around.
Kakashi was holding Naruto's hand. Naruto wanted to release his hand, but he does not want to wake him up. So, he decided to lie on the couch next to him and watch him. About 15 minutes later, Naruto yawned and fell asleep with his arm around him. (Saki: Awww!!! How sweet of him! :D)
TBC
Gomen, I know this chapter had no funny parts, but I just had the urge to write something cute! I thought it was very cute! Sorry, that this chapter is very short, but don't worry I promise I'll write longer. Next chapter will be funny! Hope you like it! Please RR!
Saki: Damn it! I didn't torture them in this chapter! (Bangs my head on table)
Takeshi: Don't worry; you'll get them in the next chapter. (Pats her head)
Naruto: Good! We don't care! (Sticks out his tongue)
Sasuke: Damn straight! You lost this battle!
Sakura: At least, this isn't so bad...it serves you right!
Saki: You guys will regret it! Next chapter, one of you guys will be tortured next! (Glares at them)
Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kakashi: Wow, I wonder who the lucky person is.
Takeshi: Saki is so impatient...she should just make herself appear in the story and whip them! XD
Saki: Actually...Takeshi...that really sounds like a good idea! :D
Everyone: (Glares at Takeshi) Hey...Takeshi...wanna play a game?
Takeshi: Sure! What is it?
Everyone: Killing Takeshi for giving Saki ideas!!! (Chases Takeshi with all kinds of weapons)
Takeshi: Nooooo!!!
