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Viola's POV:

"So how was everybody's day at work?" I ask, trying to get rid of the silence at the dinner table. I hear a couple of mumbles and again, silence. "I'll tell you how my day went then."

"Viola...c'mon, if we don't want to talk about our day, do you think we want to hear yours?" Sebastian says tiredly.

"Yes."

"Why do I even ask you questions like that when I already know your answer?"

"See...you're asking me again."

"Fine, tell your freakin' story!"

"Well, I walked in and out of the house. I saw this really hot guy and he asked me on a date and I said yes. Ooh and I found out my girls are going to regionals! How exciting, right?" Everybody looks at me then to Duke. "What did I say?"

"Congrats on regionals, Vi!" Olivia says.

"Vi, what's this about this hot guy?"

"Sebastian, stop playing the role of the father because even dad can play it better than you."

"I want to know about this hot guy." Duke says quietly.

"Well, you know...he's a new teacher at Illyria. And he also loves soccer, we're going to a soccer game for our date."

"Really? What team does he root for?"

"Duke, why do you need to know? You're so nosy! Ugh!" I yell and wheel away to my room.

That's great...I just told the guy I liked that I had a date with another guy when I don't.

I live one heck of a soap opera life.

"What am I supposed to do? I don't have a date and there's only one new teacher at Illyria, but he hasn't started working yet."

"Wait, who's the new teacher? Maybe I might know him."

"You do, Olivia. It's Justin."

"What? I thought he was assistant coaching with Dinklage."

"Yeah, he's gonna keep coaching, but he's teaching math now."

"He got a degree in math?"

"Geometry, to be exact."

"Ewww!!"

"Not the point, Olivia! Not the point! What am I gonna do? Ask Justin out?"

"Ask him for one little favor."

"Little...but the favor thing does work since he owes me a lot of money because he's too cheap to buy drinks with his money."

"Well, then CALL him!"

"Justin, I need a favor."

"Did your mom not teach you to say hello, Viola?"

"Hi Justin, I need a favor."

"What is it? I need to get my curriculum ready for my first day."

"Pretend to go out with me."

"What?!"

"I told Duke I had a date with a hot guy, who is a new teacher at Illyria and is a soccer fan."

"And...your point is?"

"You're the perfect match for that description."

"I'm flattered...you think I'm hot!"

"JUSTIN!"

"Fine, fine I'll pretend to be your date."

"Good...we have a date tomorrow at 6:30. Pick me up at my house, got it?"

"Gosh, you already act like my wife even if we're pretending!"

"Should I remind you that you owe me for all the times you "borrowed" my money to get drinks for your dates?"

"Please don't remind me."

"If you don't play the role well, then I'll have to bring it up."

"Why are you even doing this if you like Duke?"

"I'm a girl, he's a guy. I like him, he likes me. Simple, right?"

"No."

"Good, you understand...it's all about making him jealous."

"So what if Duke turns into the Hulk because he's jealous?"

"Then I'll be happy and he'll be too."

"Huh?"

Jealous Duke and scheming me...this is gonna be one interesting plot line for our soap opera love life!

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