Me: Hello fellow readers, this is CVL. I have a confession to make.
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...I hate to break it to you guys, but there will be no epilogue.
?: HOW PATHETIC! A REAL MAN MUST KEEP HIS PROMISE!
Me: SHUT IT ELFMAN!
Ahem, anyway, I was half-way through the epilogue when I realized, "Hey, this super sad epilogue won't make any sense, since Finn's gonna be back in the prequel anyway!"
...Aaaaaaaand that's basically why I'm ending the second movie here.
I know, I know. I'm an asshole. I broke my promise.
BUT WORRY NOT, FELLOW READERS! THERE SHALL STILL BE A PREQUEL! A PREQUEL SO EPIC IT WILL BLOW YOUR MINDS!
...Yeah, let's just get to the point.
One of the two reasons why I'm writing this Author's Note is because, well, I've noticed the lack of reviews in my fics. And I just wanna make sure that someone's reading this, soooooooo...
OH NO, DOCTOR DARWIN! I'M SUFFERING FROM ATTENTION-SEEKING-ITIS! WHAT SHOULD I DO? IS THERE A CURE?
Dr. Darwin: Yes. Getting a life.
Me: ...You're not helping, Doc.
*sighs* I'm so lonely...
(Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobo-)
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TURN OFF THE MUSIC!?
*sighs again*
...Anyway, my fans (and the other readers), if you're reading this - which you obviously are - , I'm just trying to tell you guys that I'm not dead. I'm still gonna be writin' fanfics even if nobody's readin' 'em. I don't give a damn what anyone thinks.
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...Okay that was random. I didn't even know what I was talking about. I'm just gonna give you guys the short version.
READ MY FANFICS!
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Did I mention I've written this Author's Note for two reasons?
Well, here's the second one.
I'm gonna make it up to you guys by giving you this.
A letter.
Dear Finn,
If you are reading this, you must've grown and found a new family. You're probably wondering who I am. That doesn't matter. What does matter, however, is the thing I'm about to tell you.
Finn, you are a half-Saiyan. You have both the loving heart of a human and the immense power of an alien warrior. Your fighting skills are unmatched, and so is your bravery. You're willing to smite anything evil, to help and protect others at your best. You are a hero to your people, and a dangerous threat to evil-doers.
However, you must beware. In the Great Mushroom War, we humans have created a living weapon. Its vast powers are still a mystery, but it is undoubtedly the worst enemy you will ever face.
It is coming to Ooo. It is looking for you.
How do I know all this? I've got a crystal ball, Finn, though those aren't really famous in our times like they are in yours. I have foreseen your entire future. I've learned of your adoptive family of stretchy dogs, your crush from another dimension, and your adventures.
The living weapon I mentioned before was called Omega. It was so powerful that we lost control of it, and it rebelled against us along with an army of the undead. It was the one that slaughtered the rest of humanity, leaving me and your father - Billy - the only survivors. He sacrificed himself to save you and me. You were still in my tummy back then.
Luckily, Billy was not killed, but put into a deep sleep. I don't know if he has woken up or not. But I'm sure he won't remember anything.
So I'm begging you, Finn. Make your father remember who you are. And defeat Omega. Avenge your race.
I know you have it in you. Because you are my boy.
Love,
-Emma, your mother-
"AW, MAN! IT'S JUST A TORN PIECE OF PAPER!"
"WHAT!?"
"We digged all the morning for this!? Who's the idiot that buried this thing anyway!?"
"Let's throw it away!"
COMING SOON: ADVENTURE TIME THE THIRD MOVIE