Okay, I guess this might be considered Kairi bashing but... I'm Ok with it! (Disclaimer: I do not own I love Lucy or Kairi or anything else, I only own meh )
Chap ten
(Retro music)
I hate Kairi and she hates me!
We're as miserable as two can be!
A lot of the time we quarrel but then…
How we despise making up again
Kairi punches like Riku can!
She's my devil and I'm her slave!
And life is Heck you see…
Cause I hate Kairi!
And Kairi….
Hates me!
Bryan- I don't understand why haven't you done OUR theme yet?
Stewie- Exactly! We're more famous than this lucy girl!
Shadow- ...