Hi! Hyena king here! This is once again pretty self-explanatory, so I won't waste anyone's time. So, without further ado, here's chapter 10!
The storm behind Discord raged as the villain laughed hysterically, while the ponies looked on in shock. Sasha, wearing an Aloha Daisy Bikini Top and matching Swim Tie Side and sitting on a white cloud, drinking chocolate milk from a small pink cloud, watched all this with the interest of someone reading a good book.
"And what are you laughing at!?" Pinkie suddenly said, apparent anger in her voice.
"Oh, you ponies are just the most fun I,ve had in eons!" Discord responded, wiping a tear from his eye before Pinkie went up to his face.
"Well quit it! You better think before you laugh at the pink!" Pinkie snapped, then thought about it for a minute. "kie pie!" She finished.
"Oh yeah," Fluttershy asked suddenly, "Well ha ha."
"Quit it." Pinkie said, turning her wrath on Fluttershy.
"No, ha ha."
"Quit it!"
"Children, knock it off!" Lightning said, going over to break it up. Meanwhile, Applejack went up to Rarity.
"Uh, Rarity. This here diamond of yours. Twilight said we should split it six ways since we found it together." Rarity's response to the obvious lie was to act like Bruce Lee, Kicking Applejack away from the Boulder.
"Try it, punk! He's mine, all mine!" Rarity continued her martial arts routine, driving Applejack further away from the boulder, when Thunder stepped between them.
"Ok, that's enough!" he said as he pushed Rarity away from Applejack. Twilight just looked at this in shock.
"Girls, why are you all acting like this? We need to stick together!" Twilight reminded them, but to no avail. Thunder and Lightning continued to break up the fights like school children with unruly kids, while Discord watched the whole proceedings on a sofa he had conjured eating popcorn.
"Oh, this is just too entertaining." He said as he watched.
"Stop it, Discord! You're not playing fair!" Twilight pointed out. Discord looked shocked at this pronouncement.
"I,m not playing fair? Perhaps we haven't met. I,m Discord, spirit of chaos and disharmony. Hello!"
"How are we supposed to find the Elements of Harmony when you took away the labyrinth before we could get to the end!"
discord was genuinely confused by this statement. "Oh, wait, did you..?" He laughed as realization hit him like a freight train. "How funny! You thought the Elements were in the Labyrinth?" He took Twilight and himself into a flashback, where they heard the riddle for the second time, then they came back to the present.
"I never said they wee in the labyrinth."
"But, but.." Twilight stammered before Discord interrupted her.
"Keep trying Twilight Sparkle. Maybe the magic of friendship will help you. Those two idiots with you obviously won't. Now if you'll excuse me I have some chaos to wreck." With that, he snapped his fingers and disappeared. Twilight looked on in shock until the clouds started to make chocolate rain.
"Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!" Pinkie said as she looked up at the clouds in anger.
"What don't you hate at this point?" Lightning asked in a sarcastic tone. Twilight gave a groan of frustration.
"Think Twilight, think!" She repeated the riddle to herself, then heard a commotion.
"Don't touch my gem!" Rarity snarled at Applejack, who was holding on to the boulder as if her life depended on it. Fluttershy suddenly few up and placed her hoof on it.
"I,m touching your gem, Rarity." She said meanly, followed by a laugh.
"What're you laughing at?" Pinkie demanded. All this caused Twilight to groan in frustration. "I just want to go home." That's when she made the connection.
"Wait a minute. Home! Back where you began! The elements must be in Ponyville!" Said town was going under some heavy redecorating, by which I mean it was looking like a chaotic cesspool. Twilight moved forward, while Thunder and Lightning herded the girls in the same direction.
"Come on, guys!" Twilight urged them. "If we get back to the library, I may have a book that may give us a clue!" She was just then trampled by long legged bunnies and couldn't say anymore. Thunder and Lightning loked at each other.
"Maybe we can figure out how to use our elements when we're there." Thunder said with a smile.
"Yeah." Lightning agreed. then. "This is weird to bring up, but where's Sasha?" Thunder couldn't quite answer that one.
Meanwhile, Discord was about to make dancing buffalo when Sasha appeared in front of him, still in her bikini.
"Oh, Sasha, we meet again. Interesting choice of swimwear."
"Look, I'll cut to the chase." Sasha said, her arms crossed, acting a lot more serious then usual. "So you think you're the ultimate pranker, right?"
"Yes." Discord wasn't sure what she was getting at.
"Well, I challenge you to a battle of pranks." Sasha said simply. Discord looked at her with a confused expression, then smiled evilly.
"Oh, that sounds like fun! Shall we set the rules on what each us gets if we win."
"Sure. If I win, you leave this place alone. If you win, you get to do whatever you want and I can't stop you."
"Oh, so serious. Don't tell me you,ve come to like this place."
Sasha smiled at that. "Yeah. Pretty much."
"Well, let's stop talking and begin!"
"You read my mind."
The two deities stared each other down, like old west gunslingers. Then they unleashed their magi at each other. The fight was on.
There you go. I,m pretty sure with Sasha and Thunder and Lightning, at least Twilight has more help then in the actually episode. I hope you enjoyed this chapter. R&R please!