Ugh it's been too long. I have like no excuses, but here it is! Some nice happy times ensue! I do not own Supernatural.
"Gabe, food's ready!" Sam called from the kitchen.
"Good, I'm starving dear," Dean yelled back, walking into the kitchen. Cas and Gabe followed. Sam turned around and gave Dean his best bitch face.
"I was talking to my lover, not my needy ex- husband." Sam teased.
"Bitch," Dean growled.
"Jerk," Sam countered. Cas laughed and reached into the fridge for a Mountain Dew.
"So was what was Charlie saying?" Dean asked. Sam handed Gabe a turkey sandwich and a bag of potato chips. Dean eyed the chips, before Sam shoved a bag into his hands.
"Ooooh what was Miss. Charlie saying?" Gabe cooed.
"Well apparently Professor Barns was under the impression that I was going to ask her out." Cas said thoughtfully. Dean choked on the chips he had just shoved in his mouth. Cas looked over worriedly. Sam was grinning.
"And what gave her that thought Cas?" He asked.
"Well she gave Charlie, Chuck, and I invitations to some Mythology Ball and I asked about dates. Chuck started giggling and she said yes of course the invites are a plus one. She was apparently flirting because Charlie grabbed my hand and loudly asked if I was brining Sam, Gabe, or Dean." Cas said, shrugging. Gabe burst into laughter and Sam grinned.
"Whoa whoa, why would you bring Gabe or Sam?" Dean asked.
"Cas has brought me to many school functions. He has no date. I wanna go." Sam answered. Gabe was silent, and staring at Castiel.
"The forever oblivious Castiel." Gabe sighed smiling.
"I am not oblivious Gabe!" Cas said grumpily.
"Cas, you are the definition of oblivious." Sam countered. Cas looked at Dean, trying to get help. Dean smiled and shrugged.
"I'd have to look at the evidence," he said.
"Cassie, I knew you were gay before you did. You didn't realize you were gay till you had a boyfriend." Gabe pointed out. Cas scowled. Dean snorted into his bag of chips.
"You should talk Dean!" Sam exclaimed. "I had to give you a pep talk for your first guy. I was fifteen." Gabe and Cas burst into laughter.
"That's not that bad. Gabe you took forever to realize you just didn't care. You had me make a list of everyone you ever talked about." Cas looked at Sam and Dean. "Gabe was seventeen and my list was three pages." Sam howled. Dean and Cas quickly followed as Gabe looked around smugly.
"Take note. This was just who I talked about. I made my own list and it came out five pages." He bragged.
"One half candy whore," Dean said.
"One half prank whore," Cas followed
"One half man whore," Sam finished. Gabe smiled and lifted his arms.
"I give you Gabriel Novak!" He yelled. All four men laughed for a good five minutes until there was a knock on the door. It was soft and slightly timid. Dean was the closest one to breathing, so he slowly stood and walked to the door. Still smiling and laughing, he opened the door.
"Dean," Lisa whispered. The shadow of a laugh dropped from Dean's face.
"Dean-O! Who's at the door!" Gabe called.
"Yea it's time for a crappy movie marathon!" Cas yelled. They walked in, still laughing. Gabe was giving Cas an awkward piggy back ride as Sam laughed behind them. They all stopped when they saw Dean's face. "Dean?" Cas asked hesitantly. Sam looked past his brother and stifled a gasp.
"Lisa," He said. Cas and Gabe looked from Sam, to Dean, to Lisa. Cas drunk her in. Long dark hair. Deep brown eyes. Pretty. Just Dean's type.
"Well Dean-O, look who has a type." Gabe said somewhat icily. Cas couldn't help but agree. He wasn't full of himself, but he was perfectly aware he was unnaturally pretty for a guy. But still, Cas smacked Gabe on the back of the head.
"C'mon Gabe. Dean-O looks like he needs some time with Lisa." Cas said, jumping off Gabe's back. Sam grabbed his car keys and tossed Cas his trench coat. Dean sent them all pleading glances. But none succumbed. He needed to deal with this. Dean's eyes met Cas's. They were back to their hard slate. Every so often there was a flash of something bright and wild.
Shit. Cas was pissed. He knew he needed to deal with this, but he was Castiel's now. He watched as Gabe, Cas and Sam filed past Lisa. Sam shot him a look. It clearly said he had hurt Cas and Sam would take Cas's side.
"I can't believe she showed up," Sam said perplexed. He shook his head and slid into the car. Gabe scoffed and took shotgun. He knew Dean didn't mean to hurt Cas and it wasn't his fault, but he could have dealt with Lisa sooner.
"Just looking she's a slut." Gabe replied.
"I doubt she's that bad," Cas interjected from the back seat. Gabe and Sam both turned in their seats to look at him.
"Cassie honey you're the other women," Gabe said sweetly. "You aren't allowed to be nice to her. Now where are we going?"
"The Road house of course!" Sam grinned.
"I'll text Balthazar and Lucifer," Cas said smiling.
"Paaaarty!" Gabe yelled. Maybe tonight wasn't a total bust anymore, Gabe thought. He glanced at Castiel in the backseat, texting away. He loved his brother and he would never be able to forgive himself for what happened to Cas, but even though he didn't want him hurt, maybe he had to be hurt to get better.
They pulled into the Roadhouse to find it in full swing.
"Hey Ellen," they called as they walked past the bar. Ellen waved and called back. Jo was standing at a table, taking an order. Cas smiled and ran up behind her. He wrapped his arms around her waist and twirled her around.
"Hey give my girlfriend back!" A female voice called. Cas twirled Jo back to the table and looked down to find Charlie and Chuck.
"Hey guys!" Cas exclaimed. He grabbed a chair and pulled up next to Charlie. He missed the look Charlie and Sam shared.
"Someone's happy," Chuck noted.
"It's a nice night, I'm out for a drink with my best friends, and unwanted brother," Cas teased. Gabe flipped him off and pulled up a chair.
"Cassie you love me," He said with mock hurt.
"Chuck," Chuck held out his hand toward Gabe.
"Gabriel, Cassie's brother." He replied.
"Cassie huh? Why can everyone give you nicknames but us?" Chuck asked.
"Cassie is an unfortunate childhood nickname they won't take away. Cas was new and I like it." Castiel responded with a smile. Charlie stuck out her tongue.
"Well fine, everyone gets a special nickname, I wanna call you Castie!" Charlie exclaimed. All heads turned toward her. "Fine, if not Castie, I can do Featherass, Cas-bear, Super-Cas, or Sacred Sex Toy." At that Cas sprayed his drink all over the table.
"I'm all a fan for Sacred Sex Toy, but I still prefer Clarence," A new voice said.
"Meg!" Gabe and Castiel yelled. They both stood and hugged the newcomer. She had mid-length brown hair and light brown eyes.
"Gabe just as annoying. And Clarence. Still a happy unicorn I see." She smiled.
"Guys this is Meg. Meg, this is Charlie, Chuck, Jo and Sam." Castiel introduced everyone at the table.
"Don't forget me!" A British voice rang out. Balthazar had walked up behind Sam.
"Balthazar, watch out the Angels are here" Meg sneered.
"We aren't all Angels are we," A voice purred from behind her. Lucifer had swiftly snuck up on them.
"Well, you were," Meg teased smiling. They embraced and she moved over to Balthazar.
"Meg is an old pal of Lucifer's. She was his little lapdog." Castiel explained to the group.
"Until she met a unicorn," Gabe whispered. The group laughed and Castiel scowled.
"But that unicorn still took my best little lackey." Lucifer said with mock anger.
"To bad the unicorn liked rainbows," Charlie interjected. Chuck and Sam burst into laughter.
"So Meg why are you back in town?" Gabe asked.
"I have a friend I'm meeting. He has something I want." She said with a sly smile.
"Meg, you aren't doing illegal things again are you?" Cas looked at her sadly.
"No Clarence, I'm buying. Don't be such an Angel. Maybe you should be the Sacred Sex Toy. No one can ever touch you," She teased, sticking out her tongue.
"Except the boyfriend," Gabe said with a wicked smile.
"Clarence, finally making your way in the world! What's it been? Six years?" Meg lashed out.
"No, you haven't seen me in three and you very well know I had a boyfriend then." Castiel countered. Gabe, Balthazar, and Lucifer snapped to attention.
"Oh yes, that one. Well you scared him off good didn't you?" Meg said. She gave him a cocky smile.
"That was an accident." Cas grumbled.
"It was no accident Clarence. You forget I know EVERYTHING that happened." Meg's eyes swept over the Angels. She took in their stiff posture. Did they really have no idea what happened in their little angels life? She took in the rest of the group. They were all hanging on her every word, but all too drunk to remember. Except the tall one. He hadn't drunk a drop. His eyes were guarded and cautious. He knew. He knew everything. "Well I have had quite the time. Until next time Clarence." She smiled. "Angels," she nodded to the boys.
"See you later Meg," Lucifer answered with a wink.
Sooooo the evil Lisa returns! And don't forget Meg! I'm sorry i've given Cas the absolute worst back story, but i just couldn't help it. Please R&R I would love some ideas on where to go. I have some ideas, but not tons.