Matt: Jeff you loss that battle royal the worst way possible.
Flashback on RAW.
Matt and Jeff are the final two. Matt is getting up and Jeff is on the top rope.
Jeff: SWANTON!
Fans cheer.
Matt gets up.
Matt: Look a dog!
Jeff: Where!?
Matt pushes Jeff off the ropes and outside the ring.
Jeff: So What it's not like the last one eliminated gets beat up by Batista.
Just then Batista runs and spears Jeff then gives him a Spinebuster to a Batista Bomb.
Batista: Oh yeah you also loss your Intercontinental title to Matt.
Jeff is staggering to get up.
Jeff: Why does everything bad happen to me?
Then Batista delivers another Power Bomb to Jeff through a flaming table with thumbtacks and razorwire on it.
Cena: I didn't think you were gonna hit Mysterio.
Flair: Maybe we should call an ambulance or pick him up o-
Cena: LOOK AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!
Flair and Cena run to it.
Kane: Hey Vince can I be put in more matches?
Vince: Who are you?
Kane: Are you F ing kidding me!?
Vince: Would you like a job here?
Then Kane chokeslams him angrily leaving.