Schemes and Confessions

Hello Twilighters!! I love you all. I am sorry that i haven't been udating as much as i want to i have so much homework to do! Ugh. I will try to make the next chapeter longer:) Enjoy. Warning this is so random. I don't know how i came up with it. You have been warned.

"T-love if i tell you something will you get mad?" Jacob said looking at me with brown eyes intense. "Depneds on what it is." I said curiously. "Well um i think i imprinted on you." His eyes were intense. My mouth popped open. Jacob stared at me with affection and concern. "Um are you okay?" He asked me. "I... don't know what to say Jake. This is so sudden. Are you sure?" I asked him in disbelief and suprise. He looked deep into my eyes. "Yes Sarah I am sure." He said huskily. I fainted. "What are you doing here?" I heard Jacob growl angryily. "I'm a character in the story." Edward stated nonchalantly. "What happened?" Edward's voice was closer.

Suddenly i bolted upright and caught their eyes on me. They were so close to me and glowering at eachother it made me fell out of place. I cleared my throat. "Um this is awkward." I mumbled. Jacob laughed with an edge of discomfort. "What happened?" I asked turning to them. "Well you fainted and were out like a light for a few." Jacob stated in worry and relief. "Hmm i wonder if she fainted when she saw you transform." Edward mused obviously pleased by this assumption. I shrieked. "Doesn't Jake have to be naked to transform!" Jacob's mouth pulled into a grin and Edward stated. "Exactly my point. You were tramatized by his well lack of modesty" Edward asserted. "No i told her i imprinted on her." Jaocb asserted pressing his finger into Edward's chest. I paled and then felt elated. Edward looked disappointed but then scoffed. "I highly doubt that you could have imprinted on her." Edward's eyes were bright and his smile confident. "SoT-love you imagine me naked beacuse that did not happen. So that's the only thing i cancome up with." Jake said smugly. I blushed and ran my fingers through my hair. "No i uh just... i thought that was why... i mean Edward said... i just woke up okay. I stumbled through my words. "You don't have to be ashamed to admit it. I can show you sometime" Jake said throwing his arm around me. I gaped. "How vulgar." Edward said disgusted his voice velvet. "Ugh can someone read the disclaimer so i can go hide somewhere." I said embarrassed. "Ah baby we can go out i was just kidding" Jacob said kissing my cheek. "That is no way to talk to a lady" Edward said his golden eyes angered. "Please" I pleaded "Anyone."

"Hey Bones" A deep male voice called out. I froze. Seeley Booth from Bones is in my room!! I held onto the doorframe to keep from fainting. "What this isn't Bone's office" Booth's brown eyes were confused and his lips were turned down. I gaped. "Go away" Jacob growled. "How? What are you doing in my room Seeley Booth? This is impossible." He whislted"Huh weird. Pretty nice place though Npt getting some friendly reception. He frowned at Edward and Jake's glares and posture. Then Booth crossed my room and layed on my bed. He sat up and looked at me with his brown eyes. "Hey um Booth" I said dazzled. He looked at me curiously. "Could you read the disclaimer. And then you can hang out with us if you want." I said hopful. He smirked. "Twilightllove does not own me, Bones, the Twilight series, or the character except Sarah. I smiled "Thank you Booth" He winked. "Hey no problem but i don't think your friend Jake likes me." He said amused and taken back. Jake growled "She is mine." "Jacob" I said looking at him sweetly. He smiled. "Be nice to Booth and Edward and vice versa" I said asseritng my point. "Jacob i will go out with you" i decided. "And Booth you need to realize you are in love with Bones already. Sheesh." I said frustated. Booth looked at me confused and then realization dawned on his face. "Kay well guess i can hang here for a few. Then go take Bones out for dinner." Booth said happily. I smiled. Booth kissed me on the cheek. Jake looked angry. "What was that for?" I asked bashful and elated. "Hmm for stating the obvious and to thank you." He said smiling a charm smile. "Umm Booth i think you should know Jake is werewolf and Edward is a vampire but they won't hurt you. But i wouln;t recommend challenging them to a race or arm wrestling match" I teased. Booth blinked suprised and exited. "You guys want to play Guitar Hero and then check out the movies." I said breaking the tension. Booth laughed "Awesome" Edward just laughed his musical soft laugh. His eyes lit up. Jacob smiled and his eyes were dark brown. "Sure, sure but then i get to take you on a date." I smiled. "Okay lets go have some fun. I am good at this game be prepared to lose." I said smugly.

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"Aw that looks great on you. It really lights up the eyes." I looked into the three way mirror and twirled around. I felt like I was starting to getting used to seeing Bella look back at me, but it still was very disorienting. I turned to face Alice ;she appraised with a wide grin; her teeth gleamed in the fluorescent lights and her topaz eyes were scrutinizing each angle. I smiled timidly unsure. Then she sighed; her smile turned into a frown; her eyes hurt and hopeless. I wonder if it's because she won't have the real Bella in one piece. I mean it must still be hard for her to refer to me as another person. "Alice I will do what I can to get Bella back in her own body." I said in a whisper. She just blinked at me, confused and then let out another frustrated sigh. Her eyes were probing as she put her hand on my shoulder. "Oh Sarah, of course I miss Bella but it is fun talking to someone new too." I bit my lip and then looked at her. "Its silly but it's just Bella never wants to go shopping with me or spend time with me." She murmured with chagrin in her expression and language. I smiled. "Oh well I'm sure if you asked her or begged her" I added ruefully. "Just tell her that she is spending too much time with Edward and you wanted to have some girl time." "She would love to spend time with you. I mean she is like pretty much your sister and you are awesome." I replied with accute certainty. I smiled at her in disbelief. Sure this whole trip had been long and tedious but Alice was just so happy and quite hilarious at times (Like when she saw a sale flash in her head in the future. It was quite refreshing when she used her powers for shopping. Man was she committed.) That I ended up having a blast. We ended up at nine different stores and felt this one a keeper. I had used what little money that I made at Bella's job but I promised myself I would work harder to repay the balance. "You really think so?" She said berating but the hope touched her voice. I smiled and hugged her. "Of course." She laughed. "You obviously don't know Bella." She said in disbelief and humor. "She would trade immortality for one day of shopping." She said rolling her eyes. I smiled. "Well then it is a good thing I went shopping for her eh." I said playfully nudging her gently so I wouldn't bruise.

"You have to get that outfit. She would love it" I smiled ironically the color reminded me of that of Edward's eyes. It slightly low cut and showed the collar bones of exposed skin. The color was a deep topaz and has green vines with hint of red roses swirling down the end of my waist to the top of my neck. It was soft like silk and hugged the curves of my body along with the brown pants and boots (low heel just in case.) "Um well I don't know if I have enough but I can get the shirt." I told her looking at my half empty wallet.

Suddenly she went rigid and turned her back to me. I was worried and turned to face her. Her eyes were distant for a minute and then she smiled thrilled with what she had just seen; her lips in a smirk. "What is it Alice?" I murmured curiously. "The shift manager who happens to be a guy is taking over the register she smiled and winked over towards the entrance of the store. The tall blond haired man just smiled allured by Alice. I shook my head in disbelief. "Alice you aren't going to use your charm on him. Are you? I disapprove. It is not right." "Oh why no." She said pretending to fake innocence "I just want to ask him about the prices. To see if they are right or not." I blew out a deep breath. Alice sauntered gracefully to the poor, handsome guy at the register. Her eyes wide and her lips pouted. I followed behind her. The guy stopped what he was doing and smiled at us.

"Hello my name is Jared. How may I help you lovely ladies today?" His voice was full of delight. Alice has him hooked. "Oh well." Alice tried to seem nonchalant. "I was wondering if this shirt and pants were really priced as is." She said leaned towards him handing him the shirt. He swallowed and rung up the items. "Ninety five" He said looking into her eyes. I grimaced I didn't have but thirty dollars. Alice pouted her lips. "Oh well darn I can't get it and it was so pretty to be a gift for my sister." She said looking at me. Her eyes were wide and sorrowful; she was biting her lip. "Oh, don't cry Miss." He said trying to help. She looked at him sadly again. "Sorry for wasting your time." She mumbled. "I am sure they marked the tag wrong happens all the time tell you what. I'm guessing it is priced at fifty dollars. No problem." He said quickly trying to cheer Alice up. She beamed at him. "Oh why thank you Jared." She said in exultation; smiling beautifully at him. He smiled even wider.

"Your welcome." His eyes were filled with joy and amazement. I reached in my wallet to pay for it but Alice was faster and swiped her credit card. Jared handed her the receipt and scrawled something on a piece of paper. "In case you have any problems or need to contact me here is my number." He said confidently. "Oh well I won't refrain if I need to call you." Alice replied; her golden eyes beaming. Jared smiled lead on. She winked and then left; she pranced out the store with me at her side.

When we walked away I said. "Alice you are plain evil." I said in a teasing but disapproving tone. "Oh relax just having a little fun and we got a great discount." She added in approval of her act. I rolled my eyes. It was Alice of course but then I laughed it was funny to see her work her magic on the unsuspecting guy. "Oh well I guess I better take you home." She said solemnly. "This was fun" I said happily. She smiled. "Edward wants you home already he misses seeing you." She sighed.

"I doubt that he wants to see Bella not me." I said. "Sarah you are interesting truly I will miss you when you leave." I felt tears prick at my eyes; her words were so kind and touching. I brushed them away. "Sarah" she sighed. "Come on." She urged tugging me by the elbow. We hopped in her canary yellow Porsche and sped off. She drove me home and I felt a new fear make its wake. Oh crap I have to tell Charlie. I don't want to hurt him. There is no way I can tell without him freaking out or having me committed to a mental home. I winced. You can't know that for sure. I mean if he believes Bella's alright then it should be fine. The rational part of my thinking countered. Right I don't just tell him the whole freaking story bout vampires and werewolves really existing then we can have a whole reunion. I argued sarcastically. Alice looked at me worried and confued.Iguess i most have been lost in a daze.I blew a deep breath and sighed resigned.

Before I realized it Edward was hidden on the side of my doorway leaning casually. His face broke into relief and worry but he smiled a small smile. "Of course he follows us home." She said not surprised by his behavior. "Bye Alice" I said resigned; my stomach rolled in revulsion to the idea of the converation i would have to have with Charlie. "Take care Sarah" She whispered and then she kissed my cheek. I opened the door. "Don't forget your things." She called. She popped the trunk; I picked up the four bags I had and walked to meet Edward. Alice drove out of sight in mere seconds.

"Well did you have fun with my crazy sister?" He getured to my bags and took them out of my hands. "I see you acquired quite alot of things." He said slightly amused his lips turned up the corners. I smiled up at him cursing Bella height. It felt so intimidating. "Yes. I love Alice. She really is something." I said shaking my head and laughing recaling the events that had taken place today. He smiled; glad that i was happy. Then i frowned and felt the worry creep up into my conscience. Edward seemed to notice i hadn't moved. He looked at me worried his brow furrowing in concern. "Edward how will i tell him. It will break his heart. I want to tell him; he deserves to know. But i don't want to hurt him. Edward walked infront of me and put his hands on shoulders. "Sarah. I regret that you have to do this. You don't have to you know." I shook my head; my eyes flased determined. "No Bella would want him to know. I need to make sure he knows. He has to know its the right thing." I babbled on. Edward took my hands. "I'll come with you if you want." He said supportive. I tried to smile and Edward frowned but quickly composed himself. I reached for the door and opened it.

"Hey Bells." He said happily. "Oh well didn't know you would be here Edward." Charlie growled tersely. I fidgeted nervously on the sofa. I looked to Edward for support. I looked at my hands and took a deep breath. Charlie was suspicious of my behavior and noticed Edward's dismay as well. "Oh no Bells your pregnant." He accused; his pale face fuming with cherry red. I would think steam would come out of his ears. My mouth dropped open agape and i felt all the blood liters of it pour into my face. Edward looked at Charlie seriously. "You get out my house!!" His loud voice booming his glare pointed at Edward. "I stood up. "I am not pregnant." I interjected. "Are you and Edward getting married." He demanded angryily; glowering at him once more. I took a deep breath.

"No " I said my voice resigned. Charlie seemed emabarrassed and over his temper. He gingerly sat on the sofa and waited for an explanation. "Charile Swan. I am not really Bella Swan." My voice in monotone but I continued. Edward squeezed my hand in encouragement. Charlie looked confused, amused, pained and angered at the same time. The hardest for me to digest was the pain in his searching eyes.

"What are you talking about Bells. Some joke" He said amused and in disbelief. "Well to say that i am a part of Bella sort of. My soul is trapped in her body and my my mind controls her body. My real name is Sarah and i am from Tennessee. And you see sir you are a character from a book series that i love." I looked at Charlie and fliched from his unamused expression. "Is this some kindof cruel joke. Look it is not funny." He said gruffly. I bit my lip to keep from bolting out of the room. "No i am afraid it is not. But Bella is safe Charlie i assure you. She is in my body we somehow switched bodies in a weird accident and we are trying to figure out a way to undo it. So Bella can be here again. I was going to tell you sooner but i had to tell Jake and the others." I said hoarsely. I looked at Charlie who looked like he had just wittnessed a murder of the one he loved.

"So Edward knew about this" He said flatly. I nodded stiffly. "Well i have to file some reports in my room." He said and his voice trailed off sadly. I yearned to take my words back if they would make Bella's Dad feel better. I wish for one second that Bella was back here so she could make her Dad happy again. I was just an outsider observing my new environment though i did enjoy it i know i didn't belong here. I felt weak body leak tears. Edward pulled me to the sofa and let me sob into his cold, rock hard chest. I don't know how long i actuallly stayed down in the living room but i woke disoriented that I woke up in Bella's room. I breathed in a deep breath to find Edward by my side it was still pitch black outside. "That was hard to do. You hurt yourself so others feel better. So selfless but at price." He said sadly but with appreciation. "Are you okay Sarah" He said tenderly. I nodded weakly and felt my eyes close on their own accord. I smiled weakily up at him before he wrapped his arm around me and let me sleep.