Naruto's month

by XDragonBreathX

It's a comedy story about Naruto and his friends' life in a month. From different POV. CRACK. COMPLETE.

10. Lee and Tenten

Special edition (don't read if you don't know Pokémon)

Tenten & Lee

Tenten's POV

I woke up when Lee crashed through my window.

Lee's POV

When I tried to mimic Naruto I flew through Tenten's window and I broke everything in her room.

Normal POV

Tenten: "What the hell are you doing?"

Lee: "I tried to mimic Naruto."

Tenten: "You failed in life, my friend."

*Lee falls down like bird poop*

*Tenten takes a broom and swipes him away*

Then she used her super ninja like skill to bring him back to a miniature version of Gai-sensei.

Then they left to meet up with Neji.

On the road far from home, they felt alone. But brave and strong, together they will reach Neji. It's their destinyyyyyy (Pokémon op 11). And after the song ended they were in a forest and were lost.

They searched for the exit, but when they walked into the tall grass a Ditto came out. A black square worm suddenly popped out of nowhere and engulfed their vision while an awesome music was paying. The battle began.

Tenten: "What is going on here?!"

Ditto: "Ditto, Ditto, Ditto"

Lee: "Lee, Lee, Lee"

Tenten: "Lee why are you ON MY SHOULDER? When did you chance your suit to yellow and why are you repeating your name?!"

Lee: "Lee, Lee"

Hp 100*Ditto transforms into Lee*

Hp 100*Lee gets confused*

Hp 100*Ditto uses Lee's eyebrow slash*

Hp 50*Lee, it was very affective*

Hp 50*Lee is still confused*

Hp 100*Ditto uses eternal youth*

Hp 9100*Ditto's life increases over 9000*

Hp 50*Lee slaps himself to get out of confusion*

Hp 30*Lee slapped too hard*

Hp 9100* Ditto uses wink kisses*

Hp 00*Lee fainted*

Tenten: "What was that?"

*runs to Lee*

Tenten runs to lee, but oooh she is unlucky steps on another tall grass and the battle begins. It's another Ditto.

Hp 100*Ditto transforms into Tenten*

Hp 100*Tenten, not very effective*

Hp 100*Tenten uses sword-dance*

Hp 100*Tenten's attack increases*

Hp 100*Ditto uses Neji-cries*

Hp 20*Very effective, Tenten was mentally hurt*

Hp 00*Tenten used explosion*

*Tenten fainted*

The clones walk away till they met up with Neji to carry their missions out, while the real ones were still fainted.

There isn't a 'Pokémon Center' in Konoha.

2 weeks later they never came to the marriage.

1 week later they never came to Sakura's funeral.

One day later a young 10 year old, with black pointy hair and a yellow companion on shoulder catches them and left for 'The Johto League'.